A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here.
Or none of the above. :confused:
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My sister in law
Sex God
Why are you asking us? You know her - ask her??
Orgasminator
Quote by ukkeith
My sister in law is always tells me when she has had a good f***k, now my question to you good peep’s is.
A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here.
Or none of the above. :confused:
I s'pose it all depends on if you want to shag your brothers wife!!!
Sex God
When people brag about something, it usually means it wasnt as good as they made it out to be. Does she know you swing?
Either way, u dont shit on your doorstep do you
Either way, u dont shit on your doorstep do you
Sex God
Quote by littlemee
My sister in law is always tells me when she has had a good f***k, now my question to you good peep’s is.
A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here.
Or none of the above. :confused:
I s'pose it all depends on if you want to shag your brothers wife!!!
Or his wife's sister - either way sounds like a recipe for disaster! :shock:
Roger the Dragon
Sex God
Quote by rogerthedragon
Or his wife's sister - either way sounds like a recipe for disaster! :shock:
Roger the Dragon
nope, apparently Delia has the recipe for disaster so Keith can safely read it any which way, although I have to say that I wouldn't, but then my sister in law can be cryptically described as 'not fitting the glass slipper'
manchester news
Tuesday, 28th August 2001
Delia's recipe disaster for baking rivals
TV CHEF Delia Smith's Dundee cake proved a recipe for disaster for contestants in a village baking competition.
Three out of four entrants were disqualified when they followed her instructions for ''traditional'' Dundee cake, which included cherries.
But judges at the annual Poynton Show near Stockport ruled traditional Dundee cake should not have cherries.
''I thought you couldn't really go wrong with Delia,'' said 32-year-old Sally-Anne Bromley after she was disqualified.
Orgasminator
Quote by rogerthedragon
I s'pose it all depends on if you want to shag your brothers wife!!!
Or his wife's sister - either way sounds like a recipe for disaster! :shock:
First the wife, then her sister. Why not go the whole hog and get chatting to their mum as well!!!
Quote by davej
nope, apparently Delia has the recipe for disaster so Keith can safely read it any which way, although I have to say that I wouldn't, but then my sister in law can be cryptically described as 'not fitting the glass slipper'
manchester news
Tuesday, 28th August 2001
Delia's recipe disaster for baking rivals
TV CHEF Delia Smith's Dundee cake proved a recipe for disaster for contestants in a village baking competition.
Three out of four entrants were disqualified when they followed her instructions for ''traditional'' Dundee cake, which included cherries.
But judges at the annual Poynton Show near Stockport ruled traditional Dundee cake should not have cherries.
''I thought you couldn't really go wrong with Delia,'' said 32-year-old Sally-Anne Bromley after she was disqualified.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Just when I think you can't be more irrelevant - you manage to dig out something even more bizarre :rotflmao:
But surely Dundee cake does have cherries? :shock: mind you, how do you get em to scatter through the cake and not sink to the bottom of the mix as soon as you put it in the oven? :undecided:
Sex God
Coat them with flour first Misschief.
Sex God
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Either way, u dont shit on your doorstep do you
good point so stick ur dick up her ass to stop leakage yes go ahead have bum sex :twisted:
Sex God
well the little fella has made some1's day so i can go to bed happy
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Just when I think you can't be more irrelevant - you manage to dig out something even more bizarre :rotflmao:
But surely Dundee cake does have cherries? :shock: mind you, how do you get em to scatter through the cake and not sink to the bottom of the mix as soon as you put it in the oven? :undecided:
I thought it was relavent misschief, I saw Rogers comment about a "recipe disaster" googled it cos I didn't understand and found it.
Keeping the cherries from sinking is indeed difficult however if you keep the cake moving then the cherries are not able to sink to the bottom therefore I would suggest that cooking it in the tumble dryer would do the job.
Sex God
Where ya gonna find a cherry on this site FFS ?? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by leprechaun
Either way, u dont shit on your doorstep do you
good point so stick ur dick up her ass to stop leakage yes go ahead have bum sex :twisted:
Hun, if you ever get to meet her, you wouldnt go near her with someone elses, if u get my drift pmsl!!
Orgasminator
Quote by ukkeith
My sister in law is always tells me when she has had a good f***k, now my question to you good peep’s is.
A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here.
Or none of the above. :confused:
OK let's count stars here... one, two, three... Let's find letters to fit space of stars and make a word that makes sense: fREAk. So keith's sister in law is an expert in finding good freaks. Weird!
Quote by ukkeith
My sister in law is always tells me when she has had a good f***k, now my question to you good peep’s is.
A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here.
Or none of the above. :confused:
Gimme her number and I'll ask her.
Master of Sex
Being serious for a couple of seconds,how strong is your relationship with your wife?.Do you really want to find the hard way(excuse the pun)because if it isn't as strong as you think it is,you're F***********KED(come on Tania make another word to fit that one).so ask yourself A)Is it worth it,B)is it worth it or C)Is it worth it and you may find it isn't.I hope this helps
Quote by ukkeith
My sister in law is always tells me when she has had a good f***k, now my question to you good peep’s is.
A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here.
Or none of the above. :confused:
It is so obvious ukkeith, she is asking you for it, but then, you know that don't you?
