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My uterus just skipped a beat
Quote by juliett49
One of my work collegues just came in with her new baby. I'm all broody now. I want one!
What's this got to do with Swinging?
Absolutely nothing, but I'm still broody.
Stop it!!!!!
Nice phrase, though. Till now, my fave for these occasions is "makes my ovaries clang together". Usually only happens to me when Johnny Depp is known to be in the country.
*edit* That was your 300th post. Think of it as a warning. Babies are evil. Evil, I tells ya. *edit*
Sex God
Go to your local Babies r Us, you never know they might be doing a 'buy one get one free'
Bev
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Bev
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Sex God
Quote by juliett49
I want one!
You can have mine
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Well, not exactly a baby, but he's a terrible two...... what all cute babies turn into :shock:
Nooooooooo, don't do it! :shock:
Sex God
As you're close, you could call in to see my class. That should be enough to put you off
Bev
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Bev
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Orgasminator
I like Babies, But I couldn't eat a whole one,
But seriously think carefully before u decide, as we know a baby is for life not just Christmas
But seriously think carefully before u decide, as we know a baby is for life not just Christmas
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Wow I just checked my post count after you said that Jules. 1226! loads of crap.
:therethere: Jules
Bev
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:therethere: Jules
Bev
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sorry, hun. 
ops:Quote by juliett49
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
It's a good thing you're off men for good then, isn't it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Libra-Love
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
It's a good thing you're off men for good then, isn't it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep lol, cos that could really get me into big trouble.
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies
God I hope you all know I'm joking - honest
Quote by juliett49
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
>>>>>> Noise at one end and a smell at the other
Fred
I can say that now l
Sex God
Noise at one end and a smell at the other
Fred
Is that babies Fred, or you
Bev
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Quote by juliett49
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies
*Quietly sneeks in and dumps 2 kids on Juliett's doorstep and runs like the wind...
Well you can live in hope cant you??
Seriously though my views on kids??..... Selfish, expensive, overated and ruin your social life...
:lol:Shireen
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Quote by juliett49
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies
Careful, there are those who would consider that to be a serious offer..... so I hope your doorstep is spacious
I love kids, & while I can't comment on the baby smell that you are referring to.......... I am aware they produce other smells :scared: . While I have always been happy to look after kids, a very effective way of getting me to vacate a room is simply to................
OPEN UP A BABY'S NAPPY :shock: :sparring: :scared:
I may be an uncle........ but I've always steered well clear of changing a nappy. :shock:
Warming the Bed
Quote by juliett49
One of my work collegues just came in with her new baby. I'm all broody now. I want one!
I think my local supermarket has babies for sale. I dont know how much they are, or which aisle they're kept in, but I see loads of people with them in their trolleys. I think there was an offer on last week cos I saw a women must have taken advantage of the two for one offer.
Sex God
See it's all well buying them, but they won't refund you know, even when they're faulty. They particularly don't like refunding on the multibuys.
Bev
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Bev
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Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
See it's all well buying them, but they won't refund you know, even when they're faulty. They particularly don't like refunding on the multibuys.
Bev
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but ebay works a treat...
Sex God
People don't want them second hand though, seems they realise at some point that these baby things are very high maintenance and attention seeking. Puts a lot off, especially when they realise that they may be stuck with them as thy get harder to sell on when they get older.
Bev
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Bev
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