Quote by juliett49
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies
God I hope you all know I'm joking - honest
MQ leaves her sprogs lying around just in case
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My uterus just skipped a beat
Quote by marky543
I think my local supermarket has babies for sale. I dont know how much they are, or which aisle they're kept in, but I see loads of people with them in their trolleys. I think there was an offer on last week cos I saw a women must have taken advantage of the two for one offer.
Its the same in my local supermarket as well marky, but one couple must have been looking for the refunds counter because the volume control on their pride and joy had stuck on very loud.
Orgasminator
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Looking for a secondhand shop that sells Females ones over 25 yoa.
Fred
called a brothel lovie...
Run Juliett, run like the wind :shock: :shock: :shock:
Noooooooooooo don't do it, dreadful creatures - never sleep when you want em to. They always sleep when you're too busy to have a nap with em. They slime everything they get their grubby biscuity mouths on. They scream in the middle of busy shops. They cost a fortune. They.............. blah blah blah blah blah
Awwwwwwwwwwwww how cute is that
8-) 8-)
Oh I want one now
Noooooooooooo don't do it, dreadful creatures - never sleep when you want em to. They always sleep when you're too busy to have a nap with em. They slime everything they get their grubby biscuity mouths on. They scream in the middle of busy shops. They cost a fortune. They.............. blah blah blah blah blah
Quote by juliett49
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww how cute is that
8-) 8-) Oh I want one now
Quote by MISSCHIEF
And don't forget that wonderful feeling of passing a bowling ball they call "labour"
Oh blimey - which brings us right back to the new life of prayers you have to say when you do a big sneeze in public :shock:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Amen to that one ......
I passed a 10lb bowling ball and still the thought makes my eyes water. (I'm slightly taller than a dwarf :shock: )
Sex God
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock:
Looks like there could be a baby boom around here soon. :undecided: :undecided: :undecided: Do you think we should get Bob the builder in to build a creche in SH Towers? (Can it be as far away from the truck park as possible please). :twisted: :twisted:
Looks like there could be a baby boom around here soon. :undecided: :undecided: :undecided: Do you think we should get Bob the builder in to build a creche in SH Towers? (Can it be as far away from the truck park as possible please). :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock:
Looks like there could be a baby boom around here soon. :undecided: :undecided: :undecided: Do you think we should get Bob the builder in to build a creche in SH Towers? (Can it be as far away from the truck park as possible please). :twisted: :twisted:
Noooooooooooo no no
no more babies from this uterus!!!!!
FFS do you have a deathwish!!!!
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh blimey - which brings us right back to the new life of prayers you have to say when you do a big sneeze in public :shock:
trust me this isn't always linked with childbirth
Quote by davej
Oh blimey - which brings us right back to the new life of prayers you have to say when you do a big sneeze in public :shock:
trust me this isn't always linked with childbirth
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You can always work out these people, and feel happy that you are not alone - they are the ones that have to shout their sneezes :shock: Yep, the people that stand right behind you and make you nearly wet yourself with fright becuase of the lack of warning :shock: The theory being that the louder you shout a sneeze, the less pressure goes on the bladder
