My wife has decided I'm too big!!!!!!???????????????

18 Nov 2004

The reply you dreamed of
Mate i feel for you and as i have just met my new gf who is incredibly hot, liberated, and down right dirty i am sending over to you. She isn't really into huge dicks as she likes to make sure she can take it all but she has consented to allow you to use her at your whim until such time as oyur wife "understands" you better.
When you're bored with her she will call her bi gf to help her. Once you are over your predicament then send her home to me mate.
Or rather
Have you spoke to your wife and asked her what you can do to make your marriahe work?
oops sorry
wink

18 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
I personally think the whole post was an oppurtunity for him to suggest he has a big dick.
I bet he's not married and is pretty socially inept.

This was certainly my supiscion. I had to really bite my tongue to avoid making a cheeky comment!

18 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
I had to really bite my tongue to avoid making a cheeky comment!

Imposter! Put zootle back on! ;)

18 Nov 2004

:rotflmao:

18 Nov 2004

Quote by ukbigstu
My wife has decided I'm too big!!!!!!???????????????

Mine too Mate! She's making me eat salad :cry:

18 Nov 2004

Awwww now you lot, don't be mean to the poor caring soul. He's obviously the innocent, wounded party in all this and it's very clear that his wife is a bad person for not wanting him to hurt her during sex. It follows, of course, that it's her fault that she's getting drier and drier (nowt to do with the fact that she ain't ready for penetration - foreplay obviously isn't an issue here rolleyes

). Surely there must be some female who is willing to take this kind, caring gentle man under her wing?????
FFS get real stu, you've been identified by the good people of SH as a cheat and a pig (and JONJON is saying what the others are, albeit in different words) and your wife has the sympathy of the majority of people on here. I'd go so far as to say that the only people who will sympathise with your plight will be the other hard-done to married males who have wives whom they no longer turn on (and who also wish to fuck like rabbits). Maybe you should try to meet up with one of them so that you can have a mutual moaning session about how bad your better halves are.

18 Nov 2004

Ummm... I think the guy's accepted JonJon's points so I'm sure there's no need to put the boot in. We're all entitled to say and plan stupid things at times of emotional stress, aren't we?

18 Nov 2004

heres G wishing his problems were as bad as this one .
TCH !

18 Nov 2004

i agree that no sympathy should go to this guy for the way he has posted BUT
as a matter of interest how old are him and his mrs'. could it be a medical problem ie change of life. If this is a genuine list of symptons they all fit.
but regardless of whether it is or it isnt, no-one in my opinion should mess around behind their partners back.
kaz xx biggrin

18 Nov 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
My wife has decided I'm too big!!!!!!???????????????

Mine too Mate! She's making me eat salad :cry:
Hmm and there was me thinking that the guy was really going to post about being too fat..
Gotta say don't know you from Adam, but I suspect that may have been a post made to drum up responses to your ad..
There's a little saying. "its the quiet ones you gotta watch" and in my experience its true, if you claim to have a big one.. usually its a ickle wee thing ;-)
Just my twopenneth
Sean

18 Nov 2004

Quote by Happy Cats
The last message was for the fat white cat thingy!

Well! I'm outraged and humiliated! lol

Its just the way i'm sat!
Tears of laughter before I go to bed. Thank you so much xxxxxxxxx
Nighty night
Silky n Big G xxxxxxxxxxxxx

19 Nov 2004

Quote by Happy Cats
The last message was for the fat white cat thingy!

Well! I'm outraged and humiliated! lol

Its just the way i'm sat!

Does your fat white cat thingy wanna mess with my obese tabby cat thingy?

19 Nov 2004

bigstu / littlestu whatever, his ad has gone so maybe he has taken a lesson from JonJon's advice. It would be interesting to hear the next installment. (Or maybe he has just used the advice to re-word his ad and gone underground).

Quote by kazswallows
....no-one in my opinion should mess around behind their partners back.

...there but for the grace of aphrodite ?

19 Nov 2004

Quote by tony000uk
The last message was for the fat white cat thingy!

Well! I'm outraged and humiliated! lol

Its just the way i'm sat!

Does your fat white cat thingy wanna mess with my obese tabby cat thingy?
Yours is just a soft Worcestershire flabby tabby whereas I'm just chilling after a strenuous workout.
I'm like a coiled spring! :lol:

19 Nov 2004

Has he really gone?
Damn - I wanted to ask him if he was circumcised.
Perhaps a poll
a) Stu is circumcised
b) Stu is a complete dick
I do like the comments suggesting that Stu's wife was looking for excuses not to have sex. Too many blokes (Adonises that we all are) are too quick to assume that the reason our partners do not want to have sex with us, is because they have gone off it all together.
Stu spoke a great deal about how great his sex life was when he was first married, perhaps his wife has discovered that there is more to a relationship than sex, and is saying "you ain't getting nothing till I do"
lhk

19 Nov 2004

Quote by Happy Cats
The last message was for the fat white cat thingy!

Well! I'm outraged and humiliated! lol

Its just the way i'm sat!

Does your fat white cat thingy wanna mess with my obese tabby cat thingy?
Yours is just a soft Worcestershire flabby tabby whereas I'm just chilling after a strenuous workout.
I'm like a coiled spring! :lol:
I'll be having words with the soft flabby tabby, he told me he needs his food and has been working out.......its all muscle he said rolleyes

19 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
perhaps his wife has discovered that there is more to a relationship than sex

or perhaps she has discovered that there is more to sex that her relationship with stu...
.... or perhaps, she just doesn't exist.

19 Nov 2004

Quote by blueis
perhaps his wife has discovered that there is more to a relationship than sex

or perhaps she has discovered that there is more to sex that her relationship with stu...
.... or perhaps, she just doesn't exist. lol

:lol: :lol:

19 Nov 2004

Christ, when you can`t even fit it into an imaginary friend, you know you are in trouble :shock:
Venusxxx