My Wife's suddenly gone bald below ! Ladies thoughts?

17 Jul 2006

Quote by musketeer
Oh, and by the way, ladies HAVE to talk to their friends about what's going on, so a small voice activated battery driven recorder and a phone socket, about Â£35 from Maplins, leave the house for an hour and you'll know all there is to know. Of course it only works if the phone socket's out of sight..

NOT recommended - some tw@t did that to me once and I found out. Let's just say he regretted it.
nuff said.
newt xx

17 Jul 2006

Quote by new2trot
Oh, and by the way, ladies HAVE to talk to their friends about what's going on, so a small voice activated battery driven recorder and a phone socket, about Â£35 from Maplins, leave the house for an hour and you'll know all there is to know. Of course it only works if the phone socket's out of sight..

you sneaky bastard ! :shock: they say eavesdroppers never like what they hear you know rolleyes

17 Jul 2006

You seem worried about the possibility your missus having an affair and you're on a swinging site :dry: does your missus know?
If you havent told her you're probably both doing the same things on the sly, just going about it in different ways. dunno

17 Jul 2006

Quote by Reallyup4itnow
Hi All,
What has puzzled and surprised me is that my wife has gone bald below all of a sudden.

The answer to this is simple.................................because I asked her to :shock: lol

17 Jul 2006

Little defence of married blokes on as single males... I am as my partner does not play. There is no 'In relationship but here as single' setting so how can you use it? If you put 'Couple' everyone thinks your wife plays.
As to affairs thats different issue and down to the individual, but since I am here as a 'single' (as in only I take part) male then I don't see using 'single male' as a lie, but actually a better representation of what I am.
Fact my wife knows all about here and that I don't 'play' has nothing to do with my status choice (which costs to change so I not going to). Little aside to those who were intimating that 'married' blokes on as single males were being deceitful...

17 Jul 2006

Thanks for the response guys..well we are both in our mid thirties and indian, two young kids 7 and 3, and I do help out! As for the wardrobe , weight loss..(not that shes have I ever said she is), low lights in the hair ..its all happening now and shes out pretty much every night even after work (works early evenings for a few hrs). She is very nice to me ..no arguments at all..which is strange for couple that have known each other for 18 yrs
I have insisted she should socialise and have never stopped her.
I have asked her and jokingly she said she love a 20 something guy to shag!..My eyes lit up and thought she had become liberated, but she wanted to shag him in private!
I'm still confused, is this a female thing?..not being chauvanistic here

17 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I think an affair is an 80%er, sorry mate, but an instant tan, more hairdressing, new wardrobe, and a brazilian = 100%. Of course it doesn't have to be a man!! Time you found out though.

Not necessarily hun. Last summer I decided to lose 2 stone, bought a whole new wardrobe of clothes ( well HAD to by then rolleyes

) lost the fuzz down below, started dying my hair red....all to try to spice things up at home and the bastard still went off and shagged some other bint :roll: She MIGHT just be doing it all to please the man she's got rather than a new one you know
so you lost 2 stone by getting rid of the fuzz :shock:
are you german :roll:

17 Jul 2006

Im still going with the mange theory

17 Jul 2006

Quote by markz
I think an affair is an 80%er, sorry mate, but an instant tan, more hairdressing, new wardrobe, and a brazilian = 100%. Of course it doesn't have to be a man!! Time you found out though.

Not necessarily hun. Last summer I decided to lose 2 stone, bought a whole new wardrobe of clothes ( well HAD to by then rolleyes

) lost the fuzz down below, started dying my hair red....all to try to spice things up at home and the bastard still went off and shagged some other bint :roll: She MIGHT just be doing it all to please the man she's got rather than a new one you know
so you lost 2 stone by getting rid of the fuzz :shock:
are you german :roll:
:doh: Come back Meaty all is forgiven
take that you muppet :kick:

18 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oh, and by the way, ladies HAVE to talk to their friends about what's going on, so a small voice activated battery driven recorder and a phone socket, about Â£35 from Maplins, leave the house for an hour and you'll know all there is to know. Of course it only works if the phone socket's out of sight..

you sneaky bastard ! :shock: they say eavesdroppers never like what they hear you know rolleyes

I know, wasn't I a shit!! biggrin

And yes I did hear some stuff about me I didn't like, but it allowed me to move forward. I never did it again, one because it was too tedious and two because once I had the proof I didn't need to do it again.

20 Jul 2006

She's probabally having an affair. I did things like that when I started my affair. But good on her. If your cheating - you deserve some of the same. And I can say that having been the cheater AND cheated on.

20 Jul 2006

Can there be any doubt shes having an affair fgs
look for someone wiv a long tongue
alternatively try a security maker pen and when shes asleep use UV to test for finger prints

20 Jul 2006

So NO ONE else is going with the mange theory then :shock:

20 Jul 2006

Ignorance here..whats the mange theory then?

20 Jul 2006

Quote by Reallyup4itnow
Ignorance here..whats the mange theory then?

The mange theory is when a woman has an allergic reaction to a man and starts to prefer the company of a woman. this is usually because of the sexual ineptitude of the man thus leading to the woman to a life of lesbianism
hope that helps rolleyes

20 Jul 2006

Quote by markz
Ignorance here..whats the mange theory then?

The mange theory is when a woman has an allergic reaction to a man and starts to prefer the company of a woman. this is usually because of the sexual ineptitude of the man thus leading to the woman to a life of lesbianism
hope that helps rolleyes

Thought mange theory was dipping them in solution to clean their coats confused

20 Jul 2006

Quote by Osmosis
Ignorance here..whats the mange theory then?

The mange theory is when a woman has an allergic reaction to a man and starts to prefer the company of a woman. this is usually because of the sexual ineptitude of the man thus leading to the woman to a life of lesbianism
hope that helps rolleyes

Thought mange theory was dipping them in solution to clean their coats confused

does everything have to be about sheep :roll:

20 Jul 2006

Quote by markz
does everything have to be about sheep

is he welsh???
lol

6 Aug 2006

Just found her email left on ..on my pc ..is this what I think it means.....
hun...got ur text was so so so nice...u cant imagine or take a guess how much i miss u...
wrong time to go on holiday...u kno wat i miss the most...ur smile...
ur smile used to start my day and end my day, finally used to make my day...
i c ur pic every day and kiss on ur cheeks, eyes, forehead, neck, heart and ur sexy lips...
weather here is really horrible...rainin every day...feel very sorry for the people who are suffering...nevermind, god is not that bad...
how is work hun...
cant wait to come and grab u...
make no plans on friday the 18th eve...
anythin excitin...?
lov u loads, miss u tons...wanna kiss u millions, billions, trillions still wont be satisfied...
lov u hun...keep smilin please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sur...

6 Aug 2006

Posting your other 1/2s private email on an open forum seems a very silly thing to do to me no matter what she has done :shock:
Shaz x

7 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Should I be worried about this sudden change of heart along with her love of now going out alot more? Any thoughts.

Yes, she is having an affair :smug: When my girlfriend did this is was around the time she started to "explore" other possibilities. I later found out she'd been having affairs but we're still together and married now so don't take it too bad.

7 Aug 2006

Well, I suppose if she is going out with another guy, maybe now is the time for both of you to advertise, maybe as a couple, or visit a club, could work for both of you?

7 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
So NO ONE else is going with the mange theory then :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I was thinking crabs actually!
dunno