In the road between a church and a graveyard. I only found out the next day that a load of Travellers had exited the next field the day before. That would have been a rude interruption.
There's really too many to mention, but then I have been around for a long time, so I'll leave most for others to add. I'll just own up to orgasms on a bus and on a train, as a fare paying passenger, just wanking happily in my seat.....as ya do.
On the bonnet of the Dragon-in-Laws car.
On a bus to spain.
In the garden and the bloody neighbours walked past.
Hotel balcony.
Sure there are more and Shi will remind me.
In the toilets at motorways services !!!!
On overnite train through Kenya between Mombasa and Nairobi !!
On the beach on Greek island of Skiathos !!
more to follow !!
In the shelter on promanade on seafront when I was much younger
On a packed train between York and Manchester ;)
On the ghost train :twisted:
On a flight to New York.
In the back of a old type mini in Soho in London.
In the dip pool day time at our hotel in Tenerife. In the new forest during the day. Given a BJ for a good 20 miles on M40 daytime.
In the back garden.
In Pits works office on a Sunday morning over his bosses desk ;)
I'll just list the sexy/exciting ones
In a McDonalds car park in Cardiff outside in open air (Luck!)
In open top convertible on the M4, Wasn't Driving neither was she.
On the back of a horse with an ex-girlfriend (her Idea)
In a Walk in Freezer (Was empty at the time)
On the office Lawns on the side of a hill near town. (Girlfriend turned up at work)
In our street (Girlfriend met me in a long Tshirt with nothing underneath, It was dark)
Seafront Shelter at midday summer while it was busy (Glad she had a flowing skirt)
In a forest. (Running event going on)
On a coastal path. (Lots of people around)
Also all the usuals like in the sand dunes, Carparks, haysheds, in the sea, Hot Tubs, In fields, on vehicles and all the usual places where everyone else has been.
Always on the hunt for new ideas.....
Dairy
Remembered another ...
On a sunbed when it was on.
Police station carpark.
In a deserted and dreadful Italian restaurant, to pass the time until the waiter deigned to bring the card reader. My partner (still under the table) thought a rough post-orgasm wank was in order while I settled up. Punishment for choosing the restaurant in the first place.
I tipped well.
done it on the walk way at stoke bruen while a boat passed
Outside Brick Lane Bagel shop :cool:
The swan boats at Alton Towers.
Not sure they are still there, it was a long time ago. An episode of mutual masturbation that my GF at the time had a thing for. There were lots of encounters, that one was particularly memorable though as it was very difficult to get our boat away from others.
I haven't as yet but I will one day!
My office desk
My office floor
MrsG's office desk
Office store room
. . . all out of hrs though
In a field along side a busy main road . . . for those who know the area the field along side the river by the entrance to seven springs, cannock chase, I was looking at places to fish but MrsG got bored and demanded attention.
Mr fun :-Praa Sands beach in Cornwall, in the sea Cornwall, churchyard , building site at night,
in a tent on a campsite, on a hotel balcony in Majorca,
Mrs fun :- in woods, in a pub (twice, last time 10 days ago lol), pub garden bench, car park,
in a car on the M6, in a tent on a campsite, on my desk at work, in a car in a layby
In a shower head when working in Spain as a young lad, me mate kept jumping in shower first using all the water, but thing is me other mate beet him to it and got,, shall we say,,, very good conditioner lol
In a pub beer garden
At the side of a lake
Parked up in an industrial estate
on a closed golf course
in a bunker on thetford golf course, after a really exciting veggy biryani (washed down with chilled mateus rose, 'how cool and sophisticated can you get' I hear you say) delivered by a rather unsettled home delivery driver at about mmidnight!
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i'm going to hell!!!! :twisted:
