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Now come on i am new here, and i didnt start this one off today> lol
but it is a good subject
lisamarie
Maybe i'm having an identity crisis if I don't have a name for my best mate sad
i wouldnt know what to call mine i havent seen it in a while i think its dead
Maybe Johnson, The Old Man, Dick Jones, or Robocop.
I usually just call it my cock.
Quote by musketeer
purple headded youghart slinger!!
wink :wink: :wink:

I do like that!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well i do "aim" to please...
sorry very bad joke!
Quote by Wishmaster
It's a Blue Vein Havana innit??
eg. "You wanna smoke my blue vein havana luv?"

Awwwwwww.....wishy do you have ta?
That is one of the worst so far lol
Mrs Cov..xxx
Quote by marmalaid
ok silly me this is a post from the pat and not the past .

Glad you're catching on.
Mumbles off muttering (bastard) I really should get a new keyboard on which all of the keys work. wink
looks like you got a cheap keyboard with no letter S on it !!
Errrr, mine doesn't get a snazzy name liek the rest of them it is simply known as 'Xavier Tobias' actually that names better than my own.
Me thinks I'll swap names with it :P.
Once in a blue moon ( usually when there has been no nookie for a good while ) he earns the name of "Diamond Cutter" - or if I want to be crude..."Cunt-buster"!