Sexlightened
Notice on here that alot of the sexier people on here are all based in the north, so is it sexier in the north are us southernors to repressed or something not to have as much fun. Who in your experience are sexier?
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Naughty North vs The sexy south
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Orgasminator
You Southerners, come up North and take a dip in the ocean 
Sex God
I think Northerners are generally friendlier people ... but Southerners are better at parking :P !!!
Living in London but coming from Liverpool originally, I've got both
Living in London but coming from Liverpool originally, I've got both
Sex God
Quote by J3diMast3r
I think Northerners are generally friendlier people ... but Southerners are better at parking :P !!!
Living in London but coming from Liverpool originally, I've got both
What? You can't park and you're not very friendly. That's tough shit mate!
Sex God
Quote by Flavio12000
Notice on here that alot of the sexier people on here are all based in the north, so is it sexier in the north are us southernors to repressed or something not to have as much fun. Who in your experience are sexier?
I just wrote down the names of the ten sexiest women I know, and eight of them are northerners!
Of course, southern men are exceptional chaps, which I say with no hint of bias at all ;)
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Nobody wants us........... :cry:
We do.............. just that you need to move up here
:lol: Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Ok, there are no fewer than three active threads highlighting that we southerners are boring!
*sniff`
Nobody wants us........... :cry:
Venusxxx
Watch out - you'l have that soppy git Sarge organising another adopt a Southerner campaign!!!
Orgasminator
I feel a raiding party down South shold be organized???????? any takers
Sex God
Quote by Wilki
I feel a raiding party down South shold be organized???????? any takers
Yep....... I'm up for that........ (thoughts of throwing Misschief over my shoulder)...... Yeah......... lets go for it !!!!!
:wink: Quote by frogster
I feel a raiding party down South shold be organized???????? any takers
Yep....... I'm up for that........ (thoughts of throwing Misschief over my shoulder)...... Yeah......... lets go for it !!!!!
:wink:Make it next Thursday Frogster so she can come out to play with us.
Misschief grab your wipes - your coming with us :happy:
Orgasminator
Me First Right i havnt got a damn clue how we are going to organize this, but lets have a go, for gods sake whos gonna supply the long boats, no that was the vikings.
Looks like its going onto Lets meet up then, And come on THE SOUTH lets have a giggle.
Imput required :lol:
Right i havnt got a damn clue how we are going to organize this, but lets have a go, for gods sake whos gonna supply the long boats, no that was the vikings.Looks like its going onto Lets meet up then, And come on THE SOUTH lets have a giggle.
Imput required :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Wilki
whos gonna supply the long boats, no that was the vikings.
I have a large horny helmet.......... (sorry, wrong thread)
:lol: Sex God
We have a large community of geographically-misassigned persons down here - First there are the Stringvestites, who dress as northerners and often have fully-fledged northern public personas - By day they may be content with their Marcus Ponsenby-Smythe identity and appear, even to those who think they know them well, as perfectly normal southerners. But outside of office hours they divest themselves of the bonds of other people's expectations and become Wally Bassingthwaite, cloth capped and whippet in tow, unshackled and free to explore their northern side.
Then there are the Pre-Op and Post-Op TransPolars. The pre-ops are those who not only dress but live as northerners, often changing their names by deed-poll, installing exterior WCs, saying "Good Morning" to complete strangers, learning the words to On Ilkley Moor bar t'at (even spontaneously singing it without their trousers on) and in some cases almost completely removing the letter U from their vocabulary.
Ultimately, there are the post-op transpolars who, having been deeply unhappy at the misfortune of being a northerner trapped in a southern body, have undergone radical alterations to their bodies in a number of stages: Firstly to change the shape and size of their taste buds to increase their tolerance of flat beer (which they now refer to as ale), then hormonally assisted modifications to their larynxes so that when they say "Yes" it sounds like "Aye, Lad, 'appen tha's reet 'n all." and finally, in a truly artistic operation practiced only by the finest of surgeons, the complete removal of the southern appendage to the tongue which formerly made the words Please and Thank You stick in their throats.
Or so a formerly southern friend of mine informs me. ;)
Ice
Then there are the Pre-Op and Post-Op TransPolars. The pre-ops are those who not only dress but live as northerners, often changing their names by deed-poll, installing exterior WCs, saying "Good Morning" to complete strangers, learning the words to On Ilkley Moor bar t'at (even spontaneously singing it without their trousers on) and in some cases almost completely removing the letter U from their vocabulary.
Ultimately, there are the post-op transpolars who, having been deeply unhappy at the misfortune of being a northerner trapped in a southern body, have undergone radical alterations to their bodies in a number of stages: Firstly to change the shape and size of their taste buds to increase their tolerance of flat beer (which they now refer to as ale), then hormonally assisted modifications to their larynxes so that when they say "Yes" it sounds like "Aye, Lad, 'appen tha's reet 'n all." and finally, in a truly artistic operation practiced only by the finest of surgeons, the complete removal of the southern appendage to the tongue which formerly made the words Please and Thank You stick in their throats.
Or so a formerly southern friend of mine informs me. ;)
Ice
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I think Northerners are generally friendlier people ... but Southerners are better at parking :P !!!
Living in London but coming from Liverpool originally, I've got both
What? You can't park and you're not very friendly. That's tough shit mate!
Ouch! You're so sharp, TE, it's practically criminal! :lol: You know what I mean, I'm very friendly and I don't need a parking space that's the length of a bus before I'll 'risk it' ... :lol:
Sex God
ICE........... PMSL............ :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Sex God
As with football , finances , art , entertainment and almost any walk of life .....there are probably equal amount of talented people in both the North and the South . Difference is Northerners feel they need to tell people about it more ROFL it'll be better when they get electricity and telly up there.
Peace G ( Pride O' London)
Peace G ( Pride O' London)
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Nurse
"of course not why would we want to come and holiday up here"
Because of...
Closer to Burton Upon Trent you have;
And Repton School, Lichfield Cathedral... Calke Abbey...
I could go on...
Naughty Nurse Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:12 pm Post subject:
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I come from the south have dated guys from down here up there and now I'm with a bloke in the middle and he is the best yet so the answer to the original question is diffinetly niether! anyone agree.
Apart from if your from the midlands cause that doesn't count your biased
The Naughty Nurse and The Sexy Soldier
At last...............A woman who knows.....
:happy: :smug: :happy:
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I come from the south have dated guys from down here up there and now I'm with a bloke in the middle and he is the best yet so the answer to the original question is diffinetly niether! anyone agree.
Apart from if your from the midlands cause that doesn't count your biased
The Naughty Nurse and The Sexy Soldier
At last...............A woman who knows.....
:happy: :smug: :happy:
Orgasminator
Quote by Alex_Female
Location, location, location!!!!
Who cares where people live, isn't more important what the person is like??
Well said sexy :twisted:
Mind you being in the Midlands we're ideally located for everywhere hehehe
Master of Sex
i have been living oop north since 1996 and before that i lived on the outskirts of london for 26years.
in all those years down south as a tranny it was really hard work to meet people and 99% of people who found out about me gave me physical or verbal abuse :cry: :cry:
since moving oop north i have been able to come out and be the dirty horny little tv slut ive always wanted to be :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
but seriously i have been accepted more oop north made some exellent new friends (some off swinging heaven :D :D )
so make up your own minds, i know where id rather be
in all those years down south as a tranny it was really hard work to meet people and 99% of people who found out about me gave me physical or verbal abuse :cry: :cry:
since moving oop north i have been able to come out and be the dirty horny little tv slut ive always wanted to be :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
but seriously i have been accepted more oop north made some exellent new friends (some off swinging heaven
:D :D )so make up your own minds, i know where id rather be
Warming the Bed
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