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I don't think I know how to send a rude PM dunno
Most of mine are about mods stuff anyway rolleyes
Now a rude text message I can do :giggle:
John Major.
If, that is, the whole Edwina Currie thing happened whilst he was in office.
Cheers
CotN
Quote by Cock of the North
John Major.
If, that is, the whole Edwina Currie thing happened whilst he was in office.
Cheers
CotN

Wrong thread dunno
:giggle:
Quote by firelizard
I've tried and tried and tried in vain
To write a tarty, rude refrain
But when my thoughts to words I turn
My face glows red and starts to burn redface
To write of bums and boobs and passion
Is not my usual trend or fashion
Ideas I have in great supply
But when on screen my mouth goes dry rolleyes
I need a sexy volunteer
To help me stand and face my fear
To be the rudest fem there has been
Will make me SH's PM queen :twisted:

I'm happy to help but you'll never take the title of PM Queen away from me! Unless I become PM King but that's another thing all together.
Fire my dear, I liked your poem,
But sadly it left me with nothing glowing,
Tits and bums are good for some,
But I write stuff that would make you cum!
:giggle:
"Naughty PM's"?
Ahhh...
Sorry, my mistake.
Cheers
CotN
Naughty PM virgin here! wave
Probably because I've never received one, I don't really understand what's involved. :cry:
Knowing my luck I'd probably get banned for overtly lude behaviour. ;-)
Quote by earthchild
i am no good at filth
they are more erotic
Earthy xx

Yep, I like that!
I've sent a couple in my time but only to a select few people that I know well! I'm not in the habit of sending them out willy nilly lol
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
i am no good at filth
they are more erotic
Earthy xx

Yep, I like that!
I've sent a couple in my time but only to a select few people that I know well! I'm not in the habit of sending them out willy nilly lol
Fee
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I don't mind willy nilly! biggrin
Does he look like a haggis then?! :rascal:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< My PM is thataway! :giggle:
DGxx
Quote by LadyFeeBee
i am no good at filth
they are more erotic
Earthy xx

Yep, I like that!
I've sent a couple in my time but only to a select few people that I know well! I'm not in the habit of sending them out willy nilly lol
Fee
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i've not received anything for far too long young lady, get to my room smackbottom
Quote by Manolishi
I certainly have sent a couple in my time on here, but it normally is just tongue in cheek type stuff....
Usually followed by a reply talking about the weather or some such thing.
Now, obviously it should go without saying that if anyway does want to practise writing naughty pm's then I dont mind being the victim redface
:twisted:

maybe if people think yours are just tongue in cheek they dont need to send one back? :twisted:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I don't mind willy nilly! biggrin
Does he look like a haggis then?! :rascal:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< My PM is thataway! :giggle:
DGxx

Oooh you're a glutton for punishment!
I'll see what I can come up with wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i've not received anything for far too long young lady, get to my room smackbottom

With pleasure :bounce: I think its about time we had a session :rascal:
Quote by Scandal
Wrong thread Fee, this is the smutty PM thread not the "How Ya Doin PM" one.

When I receive a smutty one from you, I'll send a smutty one back! :smug: :wink:
Fee
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