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NEED (psychiatric) HELP FASTER!
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Sexpert
nail the computer down then throw the sledge hammer and any other heavy objects u have out the window 
Quote by roger743
Anyone know a good way to stop yourself from throwing your computer out of your window and hitting it repeatedly with a large sledgehammer, whilst screaming "Take that you uncooperative pile of crap!!!"?
Turn it off.......count to 10 taking nice deep breaths inbetween, then turn it back on and calmly start again!......then if that doesn't work just go and bash the thing!
Orgasminator
I'd threaten to take it to bits and leave it that way. Although it hasn't worked as such in the past, a few times I've carried out the threat, put it all back together and they've worked properly.
If you'd like help/advice as opposed to sympathy (being a UNIX sysadmin I'm reasonably good at the former and terrible at the latter, at least as far as computers are concerned), then you could tell us exactly what you're trying to do and what happens when you do it.
Good luck, and if all else fails brandish a soldering iron at it whilst looking menacing.
If you'd like help/advice as opposed to sympathy (being a UNIX sysadmin I'm reasonably good at the former and terrible at the latter, at least as far as computers are concerned), then you could tell us exactly what you're trying to do and what happens when you do it.
Good luck, and if all else fails brandish a soldering iron at it whilst looking menacing.
Orgasminator
Lock your windows and put your sledgehammer away?
Sex God
Quote by tallnhairy
I go with buy a new one, then you get tech support who you can yell at instead...
But DON'T go for the extended warranty!
Quote by roger743
Mine is still the better option, isn't it Rog
I don't trust you not to put the phone down and do something else while I'm busy screaming though.
or put your ranting onto tape and play it in the cafe for us all to hear
:lol: :lol: Seriously though, buy a new comp first and let it watch you smash fuck out of the old one whilst telling it ' If YOU mess me about like this piece of crap as just done, YOU'LL get the fucking same !!!!!! GOT IT, MATE ! ! ! '
You gotta scare the little sods to make them co-operate :lol:
Sexpert
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: nice one
Quote by bhd1976
IIf you'd like help/advice as opposed to sympathy (being a UNIX sysadmin I'm reasonably good at the former and terrible at the latter, at least as far as computers are concerned), then you could tell us exactly what you're trying to do and what happens when you do it.
Thanks for the offer - finally got the thing working tonight; it was something so stupid and involved I won't attempt to explain it here.
It just gets me frustrated how difficult these things are. Like on Sunday, I wanted to do something quickly, something which should've taken about five minutes. But it didn't work. I had to upload a file to fix it, but then my FTP program wouldn't work. In desparation I rebooted my machine - and then it wouldn't boot up again.
So I had to fix the problem with my machine so I could fix the problem with my FTP program so I could fix a script on my webserver... it took hours and I never actually got as far as doing the five-minute job I sat down to do. Computers are supposed to make your life easier but in reality they make your life a lot, lot harder... 