I think the title really says it all !!
I was meeting with a wonderful couple ( whom I had already met with before ) and was looking forward to a very, very wonderful evening. I get to their place after taking a detour around the entire south ... I tend to get lost easily!!! Upon arrival I am greeted warmly and offered a glass of wine. Well, at some point my gracious host asks if I have eaten and then proceeds to cook for me !!!! After many glasses of wine, great spagetti and fun conversation I take it in my head to swig some vodka straight from the bottle ( oh yeah ... such a lady!! ) Well next thing I know my head is hanging none too gently over the edge of a single bed and into a bucket. How awful !!! Both my hosts were so sweet ... they held my head, got me a glass of water and tucked me into bed. This could have gone in such a bad direction ( er...could it be worse?? ) at this point and I am so honored to know these two wonderful and honest people. It would have been so easy to take advantage of me in that state ( once I quit throwing up that is !! ) but they didn't.
So a big hug and Thanks go to them ... you know who you are I will leave it up to you if you wish to step forward and take a bow. Of course if you show the picture you took of me this morning at the dining table I will come spank you both !!!!
Anyone else have any embarrasing meet stories?? Do share.
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Sexlightened
Poor Abi
well it sounds like your hosts were fantastic
Hope you feel better now tho
well it sounds like your hosts were fantastic
Hope you feel better now tho
I have and it still makes me laugh !
I have recruited two Fun Buddies from this site , and there was a period of time when they overlapped.
FB No. 1 had been letting me down quite a bit and I was on the verge of calling off our arrangement, so we had arranged to meet for a drink and spend a bit of "quality" time, however he was held up at home when a friend turned up unexpectedly. To make up time he up his foot down a little but, yep you guessed it he got stopped by the police who held him up further. He turned up 2 hours late, I was fuming because he let me down again and he was fuming as the police had given him a hard time. All night he went on about this idiot policeman and the more he told me the more familar this man was sounding
Yes, FB 1 had been stopped by FB 2 and they didn't have a clue who the other was !!
Needless to say, they now absolutely hate each other and my chances of a threesome have gone out the window !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
There are 600,000 people living in Liverpool and 4000 police, What are the chances !!!!
I have recruited two Fun Buddies from this site , and there was a period of time when they overlapped.
FB No. 1 had been letting me down quite a bit and I was on the verge of calling off our arrangement, so we had arranged to meet for a drink and spend a bit of "quality" time, however he was held up at home when a friend turned up unexpectedly. To make up time he up his foot down a little but, yep you guessed it he got stopped by the police who held him up further. He turned up 2 hours late, I was fuming because he let me down again and he was fuming as the police had given him a hard time. All night he went on about this idiot policeman and the more he told me the more familar this man was sounding
Yes, FB 1 had been stopped by FB 2 and they didn't have a clue who the other was !!
Needless to say, they now absolutely hate each other and my chances of a threesome have gone out the window !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
There are 600,000 people living in Liverpool and 4000 police, What are the chances !!!!
Quote by Velvet Lips
I have and it still makes me laugh !
I have recruited two Fun Buddies from this site , and there was a period of time when they overlapped.
FB No. 1 had been letting me down quite a bit and I was on the verge of calling off our arrangement, so we had arranged to meet for a drink and spend a bit of "quality" time, however he was held up at home when a friend turned up unexpectedly. To make up time he up his foot down a little but, yep you guessed it he got stopped by the police who held him up further. He turned up 2 hours late, I was fuming because he let me down again and he was fuming as the police had given him a hard time. All night he went on about this idiot policeman and the more he told me the more familar this man was sounding
Yes, FB 1 had been stopped by FB 2 and they didn't have a clue who the other was !!
Needless to say, they now absolutely hate each other and my chances of a threesome have gone out the window !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
There are 600,000 people living in Liverpool and 4000 police, What are the chances !!!!
It could have been worse though, they could have taken a liking to each other and run off into the sunset together
Quote by lavabubble
I have and it still makes me laugh !
I have recruited two Fun Buddies from this site , and there was a period of time when they overlapped.
FB No. 1 had been letting me down quite a bit and I was on the verge of calling off our arrangement, so we had arranged to meet for a drink and spend a bit of "quality" time, however he was held up at home when a friend turned up unexpectedly. To make up time he up his foot down a little but, yep you guessed it he got stopped by the police who held him up further. He turned up 2 hours late, I was fuming because he let me down again and he was fuming as the police had given him a hard time. All night he went on about this idiot policeman and the more he told me the more familar this man was sounding
Yes, FB 1 had been stopped by FB 2 and they didn't have a clue who the other was !!
Needless to say, they now absolutely hate each other and my chances of a threesome have gone out the window !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
There are 600,000 people living in Liverpool and 4000 police, What are the chances !!!!
It could have been worse though, they could have taken a liking to each other and run off into the sunset together
Oh, I don't know, I a sucker for a happy ending and they would make a lovely couple ! :D
Quote by mdr2000
Yeah....like the vision of a woman chucking up in a bucket makes me want to take advantage... Ewww the thought lol :shock:
Nice to hear they were decent about things but find it hard to believe anyone would have done otherwise, good leason learned though bless ya.
Not one of my finer moments thats for sure.
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Piss Head
how's your pussy
You smart ass Pete :twisted:
The CAT is fine. I have a new cat, I have a new cat, I have a new cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yes, I should also mention my wonderful ( yet sarcastic ) hosts also gave me a cat who quite weirdly is a double for Sam who I had to have put to sleep on tuesday.
The CAT is fine. I have a new cat, I have a new cat, I have a new cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yes, I should also mention my wonderful ( yet sarcastic ) hosts also gave me a cat who quite weirdly is a double for Sam who I had to have put to sleep on tuesday.
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Cant beat a cat!
Only with a stick :twisted:
Quote by Abilene
Ok thats it !!! Minx and Pete go stand in the corner. You are both in SOOOOO much trouble !!!!
But what am I going to do in the corner with Pete ??!
Oh just found this:
:blast: --- .... / .--. . - . -.-- / .. / .- -- / .-- .- .. - .. -. --.
Sex God
Ok fess up time
I wasn’t going too do this as it looks like such a me me post but fuck it, I cant let such a lovely compliment go unanswered.
Abi, you are an absolute gem
intelligent, witty, sexy, gorgeous, straight forward, down to earth and most of all, honest.
You are welcome at our house any time at all and we feel privileged to count you as a friend.
As for the lack of certain other activities, honey the comedy value more than compensated, my sides are still hurting.
Hope you and the cat get along, he’s got a lovely temperament and likes nothing better than to snuggle up (shame about the dribbling though
)
A couple of tips:
1) buy a map
2) stop flirting with every cop and truck driver along the way and you’ll get where you’re going in half the time
Now for the explanation about the bucket episode:
At villa Pete the ecosystem is in such fine balance that erosion is a primary concern of Caron and Pete. Their solution is to remove any net imbalance between the amount of matter eaten and the amount subsequently excreted, through the infusion of vast amounts of alcohol Thus it is vitally important to get a receipt after every trip to the lavatory while at said residence. (apologies to HHGTTG fans)
I wasn’t going too do this as it looks like such a me me post but fuck it, I cant let such a lovely compliment go unanswered.
Abi, you are an absolute gem
intelligent, witty, sexy, gorgeous, straight forward, down to earth and most of all, honest.You are welcome at our house any time at all and we feel privileged to count you as a friend.
As for the lack of certain other activities, honey the comedy value more than compensated, my sides are still hurting.
Hope you and the cat get along, he’s got a lovely temperament and likes nothing better than to snuggle up (shame about the dribbling though
)A couple of tips:
1) buy a map
2) stop flirting with every cop and truck driver along the way and you’ll get where you’re going in half the time
Now for the explanation about the bucket episode:
At villa Pete the ecosystem is in such fine balance that erosion is a primary concern of Caron and Pete. Their solution is to remove any net imbalance between the amount of matter eaten and the amount subsequently excreted, through the infusion of vast amounts of alcohol Thus it is vitally important to get a receipt after every trip to the lavatory while at said residence. (apologies to HHGTTG fans)
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Ok thats it !!! Minx and Pete go stand in the corner. You are both in SOOOOO much trouble !!!!
But what am I going to do in the corner with Pete ??!
Oh just found this:
:blast: --- .... / .--. . - . -.-- / .. / .- -- / .-- .- .. - .. -. --.
oooooeeeeer, I've just gone all week at the knees :P
--. . - -.-- --- ..- .-. ... .-- . . - .- ... ... --- ...- . .-. .... . .-. . .- -. -.. .-- . .----. .-.. .-.. ... .--. --- .. .-.. -.-- --- ..- .-. --- - - . -. ... -- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- -.-. ....
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Ah, so it was Mr & Mrs Pete eh?
Cant say I'm suprised at their helpful and understaning nature, cos they come across as a lovely couple.
stop blubbing pete, you big puff!
:shock: :shock: Just for a minute there, you almost had me fooled
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :flipa: :flipa: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :cheers: 
Master of Sex
Abilene, at least you didn' t do what Spud did in Trainspotting, namely pass out and then crap in the bed! :twisted:
Note to Sheddy, you may want to check the bedsheets when you get home!
Note to Sheddy, you may want to check the bedsheets when you get home!
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Here is a picture ( not well taken and I do afterall have a damn hangover ) of my new family member thanks to the kind hearts of Mr & Mrs Pete. He looks angry but I promise he is going to be fine once settled in. In fact he has currently taken up residence in my lap.
Is that his family crest then
FIRE xx
Quote by firelizard
Here is a picture ( not well taken and I do afterall have a damn hangover ) of my new family member thanks to the kind hearts of Mr & Mrs Pete. He looks angry but I promise he is going to be fine once settled in. In fact he has currently taken up residence in my lap.
Is that his family crest then
FIRE xx
No dopey, it’s clearly a cubist rendition of the afore mentioned cat……
And a rather good one I may add :smug:
Storm
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Here is a picture ( not well taken and I do afterall have a damn hangover ) of my new family member thanks to the kind hearts of Mr & Mrs Pete. He looks angry but I promise he is going to be fine once settled in. In fact he has currently taken up residence in my lap.
Is that his family crest then
FIRE xx
No dopey, it’s clearly a cubist rendition of the afore mentioned cat……
And a rather good one I may add :smug:
Storm
Oi who you calling dopey? Big nose!!!!!
xx
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Here is a picture ( not well taken and I do afterall have a damn hangover ) of my new family member thanks to the kind hearts of Mr & Mrs Pete. He looks angry but I promise he is going to be fine once settled in. In fact he has currently taken up residence in my lap.
Is that his family crest then
FIRE xx
No dopey, it’s clearly a cubist rendition of the afore mentioned cat……
And a rather good one I may add :smug:
Storm
Oi who you calling dopey? Big nose!!!!!
xx
will you two shut up, I can't hear what he's saying
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Here is a picture ( not well taken and I do afterall have a damn hangover ) of my new family member thanks to the kind hearts of Mr & Mrs Pete. He looks angry but I promise he is going to be fine once settled in. In fact he has currently taken up residence in my lap.
Is that his family crest then
FIRE xx
No dopey, it’s clearly a cubist rendition of the afore mentioned cat……
And a rather good one I may add :smug:
Storm
Oi who you calling dopey? Big nose!!!!!
xx
will you two shut up, I can't hear what he's saying
He's talking about the meek!
