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Hi Doreen here,
I am hoping to find a group of illiterate, poverty-stricken, Satanic street urchins to spend our days drinking, smoking cigarettes, shoplifting and generally violating every edict of Exodus, basically I stand for everything God hates and Satan loves. How about you?
PM me and lets hook up!
Quote by Doreen Hammersmith
Hi Doreen here,
I am hoping to find a group of illiterate, poverty-stricken, Satanic street urchins to spend our days drinking, smoking cigarettes, shoplifting and generally violating every edict of Exodus, basically I stand for everything God hates and Satan loves. How about you?
PM me and lets hook up!

Do you like the Archers?
with that write-up - I reckon he's an Eastenders fan!
Arsenal supporter?
discussion over supermarket prices here<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Knitting patterns over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
We never talk to each other, no, no no.
scrap poverty stricken (as i aint doing that)
scrap street urchin as im 40 years old and the said phrase always brings to mind a poor needy child selling matches on the street corners or being a close family member of molly malone...
and i hate wheel barrows............
Is it half term already?
i just dont get it banghead :banghead: dunno :dunno: :dunno:.
Biting the wax tadpole wtf :shock:
Hey Doreen fancy a shag ?? :shock: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by cerunnos
I am new and confused. Please help. confused

There there, come to Auntie Minx,
:twisted: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: hump
Minx x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hey Doreen fancy a shag ?? :shock: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

So if I had written my first post like this one, would I have had an offer like this??? (Curse my normality!) wink
BTW Welcome Doreen (I think confused loon )
Quote by MadAtGravity
Hey Doreen fancy a shag ?? :shock: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

So if I had written my first post like this one, would I have had an offer like this??? (Curse my normality!) wink
BTW Welcome Doreen (I think confused loon )
MAG get over here hun I am rampant today!! :twisted: :twisted: hump :hump: :hump: blast :blast: :blast: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
biggrin
Minx x x
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I am new and confused. Please help. confused

There there, come to Auntie Minx,
:twisted: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: hump
Minx x x
If you are as beautiful as you look in your advert and I was not so far away, I would jump at the chance. redface
xxx
(yes...I did read your advert correctly...And, yes I did read ALL of it)
Awww biggrin feck the ad I am gagging, how quick can u get here ? ;) rotflmao
Minx x x
Quote by cerunnos

I am new and confused. Please help. confused

There there, come to Auntie Minx,
:twisted: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: hump
Minx x x
If you are as beautiful as you look in your advert and I was not so far away, I would jump at the chance. redface
xxx
(yes...I did read your advert correctly...And, yes I did read ALL of it)
Awww biggrin feck the ad I am gagging, how quick can u get here ? ;) rotflmao
Minx x x
Just looked at your ad again and I am coming....
Nope, sorry just cum................. :love:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Minx x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hey Doreen fancy a shag ?? :shock: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

So if I had written my first post like this one, would I have had an offer like this??? (Curse my normality!) wink
BTW Welcome Doreen (I think confused loon )
MAG get over here hun I am rampant today!! :twisted: :twisted: hump :hump: :hump: blast :blast: :blast: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
biggrin
Minx x x
Damn it, wheres my coat and keys?!?!?!?!? bolt :P
after looking at ur pic i have to say had i not known i would have guessed you was called Doreen wink
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after looking at ur pic i have to say had i not known i would have guessed you was called Doreen wink

Maybe Doreen is the weekend name?
dont be known as 1 of the "id love to come but" guys....find keys sharpish m8 and get yer ass to wales smile
or i may be tempted :)
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dont be known as 1 of the "id love to come but" guys....find keys sharpish m8 and get yer ass to wales smile
or i may be tempted :)

Oh he's way tooo late dargento, Mad at Gravity and Cerunnos have sorted me out already ;)
You know the saying. 'you snooze you lose' :giggle:
Minx x x
For fucks Sake! :shock:
I come back on here my thread has been jacked by some horny minx and some other fucktards, my signature has gotten the chop and somebody called me a man! (thanks biggrin ).

Satanist I just may be mad , but a fucking horny one I am at that! lol
For the person who didn’t know what biting the wax tadpole is rolleyes , how bout you come around and you can choke on mine for a while? :twisted:
FUCK!
:moon: loon
oooooooo major strop there then!
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oooooooo major strop there then!

I don't think s/he has had her/his Weetabix :P
Minx x x
So describe yourself to your thread viewers then
actually i can see his attempt at humor there but i have to say its a pretty bad one :lol2:
Well it was nice knowing ya byeee wave
Quote by BiWelshMinx
oooooooo major strop there then!

I don't think s/he has had her/his Weetabix :P
Minx x x
Oi! I refuse to be had by him/her/it lol :lol: :lol:
And this post is not locked yet :shock: :shock:
I hear keys Debs ;)
Minx x x