Sorry to be boring here, but I registered yesterday. Nooo, don't all get up at once, please stay seated! Discovered this site in the New Year, took a note of it, and now I'm back online and love every bit of it. You're all gorgeous and I've already got a crush on the lot of you, LOL.
Some profiles look similar. I used to live in Glasgow, and I think there are some Scottish users from MSN Chat from few years back (good ol days - remember them well..) Lucy Wee Baps comes to mind definitely - great fun she was in MSN Chatrooms, seems she is here too!
I'm very selective and looking primarily for girl on girl slagness. You'd never think I had it in me if you saw me in the street. Never! But behind closed doors (and I mean very closed discreet doors), I harbour this totoally slag personality. Nobody in real life knows I fancy a c**t in my mouth. Don't we all?!!
They say the Brits do it better - well I think so anyway....mwah!
PS what is BBCode? Or is it BBC ode - a poem to the BBC?
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Hello secretmaccamslag. Glad you've found the place and who knows, Lucy Wee Baps may actually be the very same one. Stranger things have happened.
As for the BBCode it is the code that is used to allow bold italic etc etc text in the posts. If you don't want the 'fancy' writings then turn them off. People who find it hard to read them usually do this while most leave them on.
Have fun and I hope you find that your door doesn't always have to be closed to have fun. :twisted:
As for the BBCode it is the code that is used to allow bold italic etc etc text in the posts. If you don't want the 'fancy' writings then turn them off. People who find it hard to read them usually do this while most leave them on.
Have fun and I hope you find that your door doesn't always have to be closed to have fun. :twisted:
Blimey that was quick! Just put my cup of tea down and I got male, sorry mail. In that short time I put my piccy up too, I'm proud I did that! Thanks matt for your welcome. I will use my boldies and my italicies and underlinies when I fancy posh typing. Tonight I'll keep it down to earth. Funny I didn't know what BBCode was, when I've written pages upon pages of HTML in the past.
I've already sent one email to a user, so I'm waiting for a reply. Now I'll go take a look at the stories section - they're make me all funny in my front bottom!
PS matt, your profile PIC is brilliant. Very clever & 'out of the box'! Love that creativity!
I've already sent one email to a user, so I'm waiting for a reply. Now I'll go take a look at the stories section - they're make me all funny in my front bottom!
PS matt, your profile PIC is brilliant. Very clever & 'out of the box'! Love that creativity!
Sex God
That kinda reminded me of my own story I put up there soooo long ago.
If you are really that interested you can find it here
:cheers: Heres to funny feelings in front bottoms.
If you are really that interested you can find it here
:cheers: Heres to funny feelings in front bottoms.
Sex God
Hi and welcome Secretmaccamslag
Kick of your shoes, get comfy and prepare to be here for a while (it gets addictive)
Kick of your shoes, get comfy and prepare to be here for a while (it gets addictive)
Sex God
hi n welcome 
, i know that feeling well, :P :P 
, i know that feeling well, :P :P 
Sex God
Hello and :welcome: Secretmaccamslag hope you have a good time on here.
John
John
Sexlightened
Hi and welcome.
OMG, Look what you've all made me do! You durdy girls and boys. I'm addicted, lol. Okay I might sound naiive here, but I'm familair with adult forums (re: msn chat and msn groups), but this is the most active forum (not in real time), but most active. I love you all, you know that?
Shit I'm embarrassing meself here.
Shit I'm embarrassing meself here.
Sex God
Great Avatar you've got there, hope you stop by more often.
John
John
Sex God
NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo not yet Sarge, please let me stay up a while longer.
John
John
Hehe, avatar - I keep thinking of Leo de Caprio and Aviator!
Btw, when I get to the 'Message sent succesfully' page, I have to click on a link to view the message and return to the forum. Is there a facility on here that cuts out the 'Message Sent Confirmation' page? Sorry to be a a pain, I'll go look at the 'How to Use this site' Page, once I find it!
Front-bottom-tingling-while-posting-on-here-sensation ROCKS!
Btw, when I get to the 'Message sent succesfully' page, I have to click on a link to view the message and return to the forum. Is there a facility on here that cuts out the 'Message Sent Confirmation' page? Sorry to be a a pain, I'll go look at the 'How to Use this site' Page, once I find it!
Front-bottom-tingling-while-posting-on-here-sensation ROCKS!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Welcome to the Nut House!!
I'm afraid you have missed feeding time and we will soon be tucking the inmates in for the night after giving them their sedatives!! :shock: :shock::?
sarge elephant tranquilisers are needed here......the usual sedatives just dont work any more :lol: :lol: :lol:
:welcome: to the nut house
Sex God
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Kick of your shoes, get comfy and prepare to be here for a while (it gets addictive)
Yep, its become so addictive that my ironing board is now my laptop work station!
Welcome hun!! xxxxxxxxx
Sex God
Oh Sarge, please just tonight, tomorrow is my special day, please don't be crule, tell him Secretmaccamslag, make him let me stay up a while.
John :cry:
John :cry:
Well hello hello hello Sarge, naughty moderator. Must I re-apply lippy and ruffle my hair when a moderator replies? I feel all important, lol. What did you mean? Does this forum close now? Is it not a 24/7 thing?
All these questions make me stand out all spinky spanky shiney new. Give me a day or two and I'll soon get meself dirty and well-experienced!
All these questions make me stand out all spinky spanky shiney new. Give me a day or two and I'll soon get meself dirty and well-experienced!
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Great Sarge.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh Sarge, please just tonight, tomorrow is my special day, please don't be crule, tell him Secretmaccamslag, make him let me stay up a while.
John :cry:
They ALWAYS get this excited when we have someone new here !!
:roll: :roll:I think you missed 'female' out of that statement :roll:
PS - welcome secretmaccamslag
Quote by PoloLady
Oh Sarge, please just tonight, tomorrow is my special day, please don't be crule, tell him Secretmaccamslag, make him let me stay up a while.
John :cry:
They ALWAYS get this excited when we have someone new here !!
:roll: :roll:I think you missed 'female' out of that statement :roll:
Oh yes, thanks!!
The females ALWAYS get this excited when we have someone new here !! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
sarge elephant tranquilisers are needed here......the usual sedatives just dont work any more
Now now Kaz come and put your little white jacket on and I will fasten it up at the back for you!!
:? :? :?NOooooooooooooooo sarge. sorry. i'm really sorry. i promise to be good. i promise to take my medication. please not the white jacket
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Its such a shame i cant do impressions secretmaccamslag cos right now Im giving you my best joey 'how you doin' impersonation. Is it working???
ah i see not, never mind. welcome to the forum, which I'm sure you will become equally addicted to as many others have, and change your hours at work cos you will start to get some serious redeye in the mornings
ah i see not, never mind. welcome to the forum, which I'm sure you will become equally addicted to as many others have, and change your hours at work cos you will start to get some serious redeye in the mornings
