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Hi all, I'm reletaviley new to the whole scene - I've made some great contacts with the ads i've posted and had a few great meets.
Thought I'd get involved in this whole forum thing to have a chat - I'm from the midds (derby), so how is every one?
My ad ref is 33980 if anyone is interested in seing my pic!
I see some people have their pic next to their posts how do I do this?
Welome to the assylum (opps, forum) Dave.
It's a great place.
To get a pic on your postings... click on your profil and at the bottom of the page (scroll right down) you can attach a pic (avatar) be aware though - the max dimension is 100 pixels by 100 and i'm not sure if the max size is 5kb or 10kb.
A warning - cock pics don't go down well !
Alex x x
Hi.
To add your pic go in to your profile at the top of the page and you will find insructions on how to up load a picture.
You can also add your location to your profile so that everyone can see your location.
BTW what part of Derby are you from?
As your nick name gives no clues as to your sex which are you m or f
Slacky
Alex was right, cock pics on your posts don't impress many. Perhaps you might like to leave it on your ad?
Mal
wink
Thanks for that, I've managed it! Its very small though!
very quick response from u all where are you from??
should i take this pic off do you think? dont want to offend anyone!
Hi slacky and welcome to the Forum. wave
Not sure the pic is advisable, but others will no doubt comment.
thinks : can't WAIT till Jags sees this rotflmao :rotflmao:
Yea - take it off. No one would be able to take anything you say seriously with that staring at them.
But welcome to site and have fun!
Mal
wink
wave :wave: Hello and a very warm welcome.
Jump in and play.
:doh: You'll need a warm welcome with THAT pic... how about a little change of pic please????
(Slap to Will but only cos he knows me so well!)
Hi Slacky and welcome.
Curious nickname you have there - conjures up all sorts of images! I often think dick pics are a guy's way of showing us his brains. I think I'd rather go by your posts in the forum, mate.
Come in and join us - despite the opening criticisms we are a nice bunch to know - so get to know us!
Have fun in the forum
Sappho xxx
(Finally, a calendar girl!)
I said
A warning - cock pics don't go down well !

TS said
As your nick name gives no clues as to your sex which are you m or f

TS - you really should pay attention!!!!!!
j/k
Alex x x x
Ok Ok its gone - I am foolish and inexperienced am I forgiven?????
Any bloke who can apologise and do what he is told so quickly deserves forgiveness!!!!!!
Alex x
Of course you are forgiven... lol thanks.
Quote by Alexandra

TS - you really should pay attention!!!!!!
Alex x x x

Pay attention to what? when i was replying to this thread there was only on it, so not all the information was there.
TS
Sorry TS, I think it must have been a timing thing! - You and I must have replied to the inital posting, but mine got logged first. I had assumed you must have seen my reply first.
My sincere apologies!
Alex x x
Am I forgiven?????
Pretty pretty pretty please!
Slacky
Forgiven and welcomed into the bosom of our happy extended family with open limbs.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Ding Dong, Donkey Derby. Welcome to the forum sweetheart.
Loved the pic but don't tell the others!!! :smile2:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Hey Wilma
No-one said they didnt like it.
My god - what woman in her right mind would say that?
Just inappropriate for the forum!!!!!
Alex x x x
Welcome to hte forum, Anther person from midland, hurray. Its a shame i never find anyone in the chat rom from midlands tho. Well found few actually but not a very good number tho.
Quote by Alexandra
Hey Wilma
No-one said they didnt like it.
My god - what woman in her right mind would say that?
Just inappropriate for the forum!!!!!

surpriseduch:
Tried reading this post in different ways, thought it was abrupt but read it another way and thought it was abrupt!!! By the way I didn't take offence to your post abrupt as it was (I think!!!)
I hate dick pics too, where is Jags when you need her???
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I missed the pic so I don't know what all the fuss is about. I wish I had seen it though. Cock pics are only a turn on if the cock is a nice one, it's those with delusions of grandour that crack me up :crazy:
Sorry Blue maybe it's just me and my sense of humour, but although I'm very attached to mine, I couldn't honestly describe it, or any others I've seen, as "nice"
Maybe you could fill us in on that,
Gordon
Blue, I did not see any avatar, I just checked out Slacky's ad.
Oh and it is a nice one and very grand wink
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I just checked out the ad in question. I'd need a magnifying glass to see whether the specimen was a nice one or not rolleyes . What's with the "update" anyway - I'd go mental if someone used me in their "update" :shock:
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I hate dick pics too, where is Jags when you need her???

I'm here Wilma, but I think I got to him in time!
He's removed it, apologised and we are all happy!
Gosh, never heard someone tell you that something's inappropriate before... hope you hadn't sent out the WI membership card yet.
lol :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
I just checked out the ad in question. I'd need a magnifying glass to see whether the specimen was a nice one or not rolleyes . What's with the "update" anyway - I'd go mental if someone used me in their "update" :shock:

Blue, did you really think I had actually read the ad??? I only went to look at the pic. I leave all that reading stuff to you intellectuals.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Jags
Gosh, never heard someone tell you that something's inappropriate before... hope you hadn't sent out the WI membership card yet.
lol :lol:

Alex is welcome at the SHWI (HRT) anytime as I don't bear a grudge! Especially on newbies who know no better!!! :dry:
Love ya Alex!! :rose:
By the way Jags, what position do you want to fill? (I fear I should not have asked that question)!! :eeek:
Love
Wilma
x x x x