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Yay my first post ... does this mean I'm no longer a board virgin? before anyone asks I can't remember being a bored virgin ... it was far too long ago to discuss boink
Calista :evil2:
welcome Calista from mr and mrs davej
:welcome:
Hi Calista,
:welcome: youll soon get used to us loonies.
The cafe is a great place and we hope you enjoy what you find here biggrin
Clare and Steve,xxx
Hi Calista. Welcome to the Cafe... of insanity. :twisted:
Welcome Calista you're going to have so much fun ....some of which will involve laughing too lol
I love the name Calista....
Hey your names not Flockheart is it ? Sorry, for a moment I thought I could hear Barry Manilow.
Hope Harrison's alright :!:
Take care
biggrin
Cafe... of insanity.

Well it certainly sounds like we'll be right at home :silly:
Calista
Hi Calista and welcome
Nice piccie in the advert by the way.
Hi :welcome:
Hope you enjoy yourself while you're here.
:welcome: Calista.
Good to have you on board. biggrin That's a classy name. Ain't you one of the moons of Jupiter or something?
Have fun
Luv LC xxx
Hi Calista wave
Welcome to the Forums, have fun biggrin
What a gorgeous avatar by the way cool
Hello Calista biggrin :D
Be prepared for ADDICTION !!! :D :D
Quote by MrsFC
Hello Calista biggrin :D
Be prepared for ADDICTION !!! :D :D

It may be ADDICTIVE but oh my the WITHDRAWAL you get in here is divine :twisted:
I'm also a new member, but I'm much too intimidated by forums to post my own thread so I'll just latch onto the end of this one..
People use so many smiley faces on here, as an addictive user of smileys, I think I'll fit right in redface
Hello Calista....
your avatar looks familiar!
Hey Captain we have plenty of mutants on the site but you are the first superhero smile
Quote by MrFC
Hello Calista....
your avatar looks familiar!
Hey Captain we have plenty of mutants on the site but you are the first superhero smile

WHERE did you leave the key?? lol

(looks in cleavage and can only find GFZ key)
AHHH! I have the key...
Not to be let out of my sight!!!
DAMNIT JANET!
lol
Thanks everyone smile
My avatar was made for me by a friend on mIRC some time ago, unfortunately it has my real name on and I'm loathe immediately to display it all.
I really need it changing .......
I wonder how you know it MrFC? :confused2:
Calista :evil2:
Quote by captaininvincible
I'm also a new member, but I'm much too intimidated by forums to post my own thread so I'll just latch onto the end of this one.
CaptainInvincible!!
You can't just creep in here quietly!! Now stand still while we intimidate you

Look on the bright side, Sarge seems to have come out of his 'frisking everything that moves' phase! :shock:
Welcome to the Forums by they way biggrin kiss
redface
I'll still lurk more than I post, biding my time until I have something interesting to say, or when I learn a new smiley face....
thanks for the welcome smile
Sarge seems to have come out of his 'frisking everything that moves' phase!

Awww shucks ..... I missed that .... I miss out on all the fun :bounce:
Calista
Quote by captaininvincible
biding my time until I have something interesting to say

Oh don't worry about that minor detail ....... I'm over a thousand posts in and still haven't thought of anything interesting to say redface surprisedops:
You wait tho............... one day I will come up with something so interesting you will all be admitted to A&E with shock
:smile2:
Calista!!! Shhhhhhhhh!! Don't let him hear you for crying out loud. He goes all authoritive and bossy - if he can get anymore authoritive and bossy that is confused
Welcome, welcome, welcome to
you both (Calista & Capn).
Calista - how's Harrison doing? Not quite the Hans Solo he used to be but still has gorgeous eyes.
Capn - I'd watch out for Sarge - you out rank him - he won't like that!
Hugs, Alex x x x
May I bid you both a warm welcome and hopes for a pleasant evening.
Miss E. Bennett
I'm sure i'll be able to protect myself if he gets annoyed....
Oh, and I've made a few posts, dont think any of them have been that interesting, so who knows, maybe I wont just lurk around afterall :P
OMG, I'm finding it impossible to know who is new, and who is "new"!
Mike.
Yep Mike, we seem to have had a whole coach load of newbies stop by today :shock:
Isn't it wonderful ....... all this fresh meat!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Calista!!! Shhhhhhhhh!! Don't let him hear you for crying out loud. He goes all authoritive and bossy - if he can get anymore authoritive and bossy that is

Ooooohhhhhh now I do like a dominant male worship
Welcome from me Captaininvincible ..... quite happy to help out a fellow board virgin ;)
Calista .......
it seems like a popular place, I didn't buy any papers today am i missing someone famous caught doing something naughty ?