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Nice tan, Elliot & Martin!

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Now that's a handy little change!
I see site Admins are now brown!
We aim to please lol
rotflmao I have just complimented Elliot in PM about his new colour.... He said he thought it made his bum look big :giggle:
Shireen
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Edited to add : I have just seen Martin's signature.... I had a coffee meets keyboard moment there then :rotflmao:
*tatty looks.... rolleyes nope same as ever......
:happy: woohoo biggrin
Elliot & Martin,
Tell me are you offering riding crops at a reduced rate? and do they last for longer than 10 mins in the hands of a certain TV off this site rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :grin:
Sarah
My wife sometimes comes home with her chaps on, with a whip in her hands acting a bit dominent.
I always complain that her horse gets ridden more than me but I just get hit with the whip!
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Sarah
My wife sometimes comes home with her chaps on, with a whip in her hands acting a bit dominent.
I always complain that her horse gets ridden more than me but I just get hit with the whip!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That's 2 coffee meets keyboard moments lol
Shireen
xxx
Shireen
Do you really have a horse? (equi princess)
have you all got his and hers matching avatars too now? lol
Is that a new logo I see? Hmm - looks pretty 'armless to me smile
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I have just seen Martin's signature.... I had a coffee meets keyboard moment there then rotflmao

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Like it Martin
Glad to see you've kept your sense of humour after numerous hours at the keyboard answering all those questons in the "Thread of Doom" :thumbup:
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Sarah
My wife sometimes comes home with her chaps on, with a whip in her hands acting a bit dominent.
I always complain that her horse gets ridden more than me but I just get hit with the whip!

OMG Martin
Do you know what you have just admitted to????????????????? :shock:
You simply MUST attend the next ann summers party :grin: :grin: :grin: :haha:
I promise to hold your hand :P
Peeps have kept asking if they can share them, as this community is all about sharing them who are we to refuse.....
lol
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Sarah
My wife sometimes comes home with her chaps on, with a whip in her hands acting a bit dominent.
I always complain that her horse gets ridden more than me but I just get hit with the whip!

Just wondering what your wife thinks about you coming on this site, do you tell her "It's just work."
Would you come to a munch and tell her "I'm only networking with my customers."
Does she tell you "Yeah, and you'd better not enjoy it!" biggrin
Hi Martin, we haven't met, my names Chris! :welcome: :thumbup:
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Shireen
Do you really have a horse? (equi princess)

rotflmao equi-princess is one of the members here Martin...... Dont go shopping with her :shock: :shock: :shock: She is a bad influence wink
I used to have a horse when I lived in Australia but the kids spend all my money now sad
Shireen
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If only you knew my wife, she reads these forum posts as well!
She is a lot of fun my mrs :P
Sarah
If we get Martin to an Ann Summers party - just imagine the round of Orgasm Bingo????
I like that sig too!
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She is a lot of fun my mrs :P

well put her on the bloody keyboard then bolt lol
:shock: I can understand that, I dont think I could afford children and my wifes horse!!
So she would settle for her horse every time, apparently its a great ride.... wink
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If only you knew my wife, she reads these forum posts as well!
She is a lot of fun my mrs :P

Never mind reading the posts - get her on here!!!!
She can have a ball - as we've said before - you don't have to be a swinger!
Just have a warped sense of humour!
Oh so really your mrs is who got you to get this site then lol
Right i have a complained.......i had to make 1000 posts to get a full purple bar.......how come Martin has one and he has only done 37 posts.......it just ain't fair i tell yeah!!
Its not so bad, I get to watch her ride regularly, I also get to see her get dominent with a whip. And as if that is not good enough I get to look at her in these long long leather boots!
Lifes not that bad confused:
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Right i have a complained.......i had to make 1000 posts to get a full purple bar.......how come Martin has one and he has only done 37 posts.......it just ain't fair i tell yeah!!

he bought it
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Its not so bad, I get to watch her ride regularly, I also get to see her get dominent with a whip. And as if that is not good enough I get to look at her in these long long leather boots!
Lifes not that bad confused:

But doesnt the smell of horse shite spoil the erotic moment Mart ?
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Its not so bad, I get to watch her ride regularly, I also get to see her get dominent with a whip. And as if that is not good enough I get to look at her in these long long leather boots!
Lifes not that bad confused:

rotflmao i so took this the wrong way lol :twisted:
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Right i have a complained.......i had to make 1000 posts to get a full purple bar.......how come Martin has one and he has only done 37 posts.......it just ain't fair i tell yeah!!

Sgt Bilko will tell you the answer ( RHIP.) ask and ye shall be informed. lol
ooops how ignorant of me = Evening Martin. I see the Ladies have taken to you well lol
Look out Mrs Martin.
phredd
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have you all got his and hers matching avatars too now? lol

Now there's a thought :idea:
I'll see if my nan can knock out some matching Noel Edmunds stylie jumpers as a Christmas present for the Mods and "Da Management"

:giggle:
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Right i have a complained.......i had to make 1000 posts to get a full purple bar.......how come Martin has one and he has only done 37 posts.......it just ain't fair i tell yeah!!

Nothing to do with posts.............. In Martin, Steve, and Elliots case its a purple heart for taking grief off the natives :giggle: :giggle::giggle:
Martin
Horses can be as expensive as kids but I hear they are a lot less hassle when they get older smile