horny red cos im a horny redhead and dino cos thats his name!!
Simple. Cause I'm single and from Portmadog, in North Wales. :eeek:
Used to get called badger at uni, apparently cause any hole hole would do.
Mne is a shortened version of what MSN gave me when I first logged on, which was Mythicallilacgem, suited me, love anything mythical, lilac is my fav colour & Gem is me
McGuiness
a) because i'm an alcoholic so wanted a name that depicts me
b) my ex bext friends surname is McGuinness, wanted something to remember her by
The other option was Stella and that would give the wrong impression!!!!
Anyone else have problems with people north of Watford not knowing about Stella???
McGuinness enters South Birmingham pub
McG "I'll have a Nelson please" (Nelson Mandella=Stella)
Bartart "?????????"
McG "Ok, a pint of hooligan"
Bartart "?????????"
McG "A pint of your finest wifebeater"
Bartart "?????????"
McG "Stella...............................oh bollocks give me a Kronenburg!!!"
Bartart "Why didn't you ask for that in the first place??? and by the way my names not Stella!!!!"