Nicknames .....

31 Dec 2004

I'm sure that a few of the ladies read Forever by Judy Blume when they were teenagers ... .all about a g/f and b/f first foray into sex and how they named themselves Ralph & Lisa ;) ;)
So come on .... which of you have names for the "bits" ........... confused

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And are you brave enough to reveal the name and reason for that name :?: :?: :?: :?:

31 Dec 2004

Hate to see you un-replied to, hun.
But no - neither of us have names for it/them. we typically use 'proper' words... romance, eh?
What about yous twos, then?

31 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
Hate to see you un-replied to, hun.
But no - neither of us have names for it/them. we typically use 'proper' words... romance, eh?
What about yous twos, then?

Nope ...... normal names here ... well the crude ones anyway :twisted:

31 Dec 2004

Ralph and Lisa? WTF? dunno

whatever happened to proper names like . . . oh . . . Percy and Tallulah! ((( Lula, luli, lulipop. lulibelle etc etc! )))
hey i didn't pick 'em ok, before you fall about laffin! rolleyes

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n x x x x :P

31 Dec 2004

I call mine "Python" - need I say more? (Joke, regrettably). I think "Mr Average" might be a more accurate description.
Seriously though, a girlfriend I went out with years ago used the name "Percy" for mine and I used the name "Vera" for hers. No reason really, other than we thought they were catchy.

31 Dec 2004

A ladyfriend of mine referred to hers as a 'little man in a boat' Being a straight male, I preferred to think of it as a lady in boat! She referred to mine as 'the oak' I know perhaps not the most original, but it does that fragile male ego no harm! haha

31 Dec 2004

Call mine my 'Hampton'...dont know why...just do.
I like the term 'Beetle Bonnet' for a lady's bits....makes me smile every time biggrin

31 Dec 2004

The best description I heard for a ladies 'bits' was a friend of mine arriving at my flat in post coital smugness, and said;
"she had a pair of flaps on her like a Lancaster Bomber"

31 Dec 2004

My ex used to call his willy "bob" !!!
It usually went along the lines of "******, come here and suck my bob!"
Lots of love, hugs and kisses wink

Little
XXX

31 Dec 2004

we use to call our's George and Mildred.........

31 Dec 2004

his is called THE HULK rolleyes

dont no why rotflmao

only jokin

31 Dec 2004

My wife calls mine "Pecker" :shock: :shock: :shock:
I like to refer to hers as "the velvet pocket" when talking to her about it smile

:) :)
when really I'm thinking "worn wellie top" or "badger with its throat cut" wink

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31 Dec 2004

:shock: what a terrible thing to say nat!!! but funny to

31 Dec 2004

I remember reading that book way back when i was innocent :shock:
I prefer to call them traditional names such as cock,dick,pussy and have a much better ring to them :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

31 Dec 2004

pussy and minge for womens bits
cock for my bits

31 Dec 2004

I don't know where it came from, but we giggle at "A Wizzards Sleeve" in reference to a, more substantial, lady's minge.

31 Dec 2004

A colleague of mine a few weeks ago describing his latest conquest as "having a fanny like a ripped out fireplace!!".
The mind boggles..!!!

31 Dec 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I remember reading that book way back when i was innocent :shock:
I prefer to call them traditional names such as cock,dick,pussy and have a much better ring to them :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oooooh when a girl refers to her 'Cunt' in the heat of passion or lust....gets me sooooo horny ! :twisted: :twisted:

1 Jan 2005

Hubbys is his "furry phuckstick" and mine is "love bucket"

1 Jan 2005

Langer and Gowl.
See previous threads on slang.
Naturally a langer is not just a penis. The word is also used as a term of abuse to describe an eejit, much as the word "prick" is used. It also gives us the expression "langer" as in "langers drunk." To find out more, download The Langer Song by Natural Gas.
The word "Gowl" is also used in a deragatory manner in the way that "cunt" is used.
Check out The Peoples Republic of Cork website
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1 Jan 2005

:sticky:
Ex wife used to call mine Brian the snail........................'cos it left a sticky trail wherever it went...................little truth does she know!!!!.............well maybe she does now? :boxing: