No one ever replys to ads

19 Dec 2005

Quote by mrfun69
Oh and by the way i have worked in a swingers club.

Ah great, which one?
(bet staff weren't allowed too many perks wink

lol)

19 Dec 2005

I have never reply like that at all.
I give them details about my self with a pic.

19 Dec 2005

The one that was in bromsgove at the marlgrove club( Casablancaâ€™s) with the motel

19 Dec 2005

Look let's do the math...
There are 978 single guys for every 1 single female.
Not all single females want straight 1-2-1 sex.
Not all single females live anywhere near you.
Not all single females want a guy in your age bracket.
Not all single females meet people they don't already know.
Not all females who live near you will think you are the best of the bunch available to them.
That now puts your odds of getting a shag at 19,974:1 - not the best odds in the world hey rolleyes

Photo ads work - in time - if your ad happens to be looked at by someone interested in what YOU are offering and most importantly... they can be arsed to send you a PM.

19 Dec 2005

Now now its just a bit of fun biggrin

19 Dec 2005

Well I'm not replying..... :shock:

19 Dec 2005

er what

19 Dec 2005

I think I have actually (though not for sometime) replied to at least 4 single guys ads and quite possibly shagged 2 of them - though I do recall that I insisted one of them brought a mate along aswell :twisted: lol

:lol:
So there you have it - proof - they do work wink

19 Dec 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Well I'm not replying..... :shock:

:laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
go on be a devil

19 Dec 2005

I scour the ads looking for anything that remotely resembles a female and send a PM to each on saying
"Wanna Shag"
Funny, I don't get any replies mad

20 Dec 2005

What you trying say is thats how i reply, far from it.
i've seen you your ad i like to shag you please ? heres pic of my 12" cock yer right i would not reply to that.

20 Dec 2005

Quote by mrfun69
What you trying say is thats how i reply, far from it.
i've seen you your ad i like to shag you please ? heres pic of my 12" cock
yer right i would not reply to that.

You don't have a 12" cock then rolleyes

:lol: :lol:

20 Dec 2005

Sorry no but thats to say i've never put a tape next to it. wink

20 Dec 2005

The has never been a need to

20 Dec 2005

I did not realise SH was about getting a shag, I like the stimulating and witty conversations. lol

As for the tape test men lie trust me I know what six inches looks like

20 Dec 2005

i love this site! at first i thought it was a shag - me -quick kind of place, which i have been on before and did alright on, but this is a different kettle of fish altogether. i havent posted much for various reasons, but since my job has changed and i am home more i always log in and read the threads on the forum and sometimes just piss myself laughing.....
it does have a different vibe to it, which i like a lot and hope that in the future i will be more involved with through regular posts etc, and now i think of it as a lively and entertaining place to visit rather than somewhere to come just for a shag so thanks for the entertainment guys (and girls) you've got me hooked! :cheers:

20 Dec 2005

oh well its just some fun biggrin

21 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
I scour the ads looking for anything that remotely resembles a female and send a PM to each on saying
"Wanna Shag"
Funny, I don't get any replies

To be realistic, a well composed PM will get a very similar level of replies on average. Approximately zero in both cases.
On the other hand, I'm sure if a woman were to reply to almost any of the men looking for woman ads with 'wanna shag', she would be most willingly received. ;)
It's a numbers game and the odds are not good, as was already said.