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13 Jul 2006

Quote by little gem
Essex.... don't offer to take them for a bit of a drive and then send them a piccie of the 'shaggin waggon'
Matching cars, caps and tracksuits really ARE sooo last year!

Gem. x

i can see me and you falling out....
actually, i cant, i cant forget you sweetly laughing at me when we met at a munch......

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Happy Cats
Happy Cat switches on his lesbian curing mode

HC!

Then again I do try to save straight women from men.. so I can't complain really!
:P

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
. . . . and sends lots of pictures of his fat gut and wonky c*ck.

Oiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! !
I've lost a lot of weight this year ! ! !
And you must swim under the arches at Lulworth Cove while you'r down there.

13 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
. . . . and sends lots of pictures of his fat gut and wonky c*ck.

Oiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! !
I've lost a lot of weight this year ! ! !
And you must swim under the arches at Lulworth Cove while you'r down there.
rotflmao

And you look mighty fine too db!
We went to Lulworth Cove last time but stayed on the beach like wimpy girlies. We have our wetsuits and body boards this year so I think we just might do that!
:D

13 Jul 2006

Wet suits and boards ? ? ? ?
rolleyes

the youth of today ! ! ! !
Just stay away from the tank Ranges (if they're still there redface

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13 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

I love this thread! So much good advice! Since telling people about our holiday we have been inundated with offers from so many special men with great profiles.
Although my gf and I say we aren't looking for men - everyone knows that no women can really resist an old married guy, who can't spell, can't read, is unable to string a decent sentence together and sends lots of pictures of his fat gut and wonky c*ck.
Lesbian is of course our secret code for 'We Want Cock & Will Be Eternally Grateful' so I suggest that you do a search and you are bound to have some luck!
:thumbup:

OMG - that is sooo true - they always told us it was just a phase, and how right they were eh!!
Me and the missus were thinking about chaging our ad title to "You were right guys. All we needed was a good hard f**k with a man after all!!". Decision made I think, off to dig me skirt and lippy out cos no-one really likes wearing these dungarees and Doc Martens. After all, no man is gonna want us dressed like that.....
:grin:

13 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
Wet suits and boards ? ? ? ?
the youth of today ! ! ! !
Youth! My gf is 36! :P
Just stay away from the tank Ranges (if they're still there )
Yes they are still there - and you can still get into strife if they close the road!

13 Jul 2006

It's nearly 30 years since I first fired on Lulworth Ranges.
I'm wondering if Greenpeace and the fishermen still sail into the "safe area" to stop the live firing, or if sheep still explode dunno

I had my first tattoo in (I think) Dorchester.
And we used to catch the Milk Train in the early hours as far as Wool, then had to walk the rest of the way back to camp.
And it was in Dorset that I first heard the immortal words actually said outloud . . . . . . "Take me, take me, Big Boy. I'm yours" as I was going hell for leather pounding in and out of a local girly. She didn't appreciate the fits of laughter from me that followed surprised

ops:
Sorry, just wandered off down Memory Lane for a second then.

13 Jul 2006

Quote by essex34m
i have been a member here since sept of last year, and have sent absolutely no replies to adverts, and i havent asked to meet up with anyone
so why arent i inundated with offers?
surely this is a pick up joint?
what am i doing wrong?
obviously this is tongue in cheek, dont abuse me too much

Obviously being a bloke I haven't bothered to read any of this. But my suggestion is that you will easily increase your pulling power with a video of you fiddling with your knob. However, if you are more interested in men then you should video your arse. Either way its a winner!

13 Jul 2006

Obviously being a bloke I haven't bothered to read any of this. But my suggestion is that you will easily increase your pulling power with a video of you fiddling with your knob. However, if you are more interested in men then you should video your arse. Either way its a winner!
Perhaps bisexual men should video both smile

13 Jul 2006

Quote by seasider
Obviously being a bloke I haven't bothered to read any of this. But my suggestion is that you will easily increase your pulling power with a video of you fiddling with your knob. However, if you are more interested in men then you should video your arse. Either way its a winner!

Perhaps bisexual men should video both smile

Good point
Has anybody checked this out? rolleyes

13 Jul 2006

after a recent drought of interest in my ad i beefed it up a bit,changed the wording and it actually sounds/looks like i wanted it to be originally now,response hasnt been alarming but its usuallly through chatroom and forum that i get any contact.
make yourself known to more people and less people will think yr a numpty then,try to be as non pic collectorish( ??) as you can,that way you get to see more pics,everything works in reverse but again best advice is to just chat to people,let them suss you out.
wink

14 Jul 2006

ffs come up here and i'll fuck you.
i'm not picky...

14 Jul 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
after a recent drought of interest in my ad i beefed it up a bit,changed the wording and it actually sounds/looks like i wanted it to be originally now,response hasnt been alarming but its usuallly through chatroom and forum that i get any contact.
make yourself known to more people and less people will think yr a numpty then,try to be as non pic collectorish( ??) as you can,that way you get to see more pics,everything works in reverse but again best advice is to just chat to people,let them suss you out.

Same here.

Quote by miss h
ffs come up here and i'll fuck you.
i'm not picky...

How did i guess
Single fem looking for blokes
100's of miles away banghead

14 Jul 2006

Quote by miss h
ffs come up here and i'll fuck you.
i'm not picky...

i have to apologise, i bury my head in the sand when people start dropping hints, i cant stand it, if you want something, just come right out and ask

14 Jul 2006

Quote by essex34m
ffs come up here and i'll fuck you.
i'm not picky...

i have to apologise, i bury my head in the sand when people start dropping hints
With your face, it's advisable :giggle:

14 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
ffs come up here and i'll fuck you.
i'm not picky...

i have to apologise, i bury my head in the sand when people start dropping hints
With your face, it's advisable :giggle:
Suppose it takes one to know one Meatball. :P
Now leave my little essex wideboy alone so I can scare him to death by just saying hello! lol

;)

14 Jul 2006

Quote by little gem
ffs come up here and i'll fuck you.
i'm not picky...

i have to apologise, i bury my head in the sand when people start dropping hints
With your face, it's advisable :giggle:
Suppose it takes one to know one Meatball. :P
Now leavemy little essex wideboy alone so I can scare him to death by just saying hello! lol

;)
is there something you heve yet to tell me Gem?

14 Jul 2006

Nope, don't think there is anything I missed out. lol

:P
Of course if youre happier with the meatball then I'll happily give up the keys to the shaggin wagon, burn the burberry cap i bought in your honour and make sure I take down the side ponytail! ;) :lol:
Oh, well.... guess its looking like I'll have to take the white shell suit back to Ye Olde Essex Wedding Shop.
:giggle:

14 Jul 2006

your time will come young lady, you have my word on that.....

14 Jul 2006

:shock: :shock: :shock:
eeeeeeeeeekkk!
:scared:
bolt