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Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
My dishwasher is called.... Arthur Martin...Seriously lmao.. (Electrolux)

Sure you can come wash my titties,.. lol
MrsBedz xxx

You get worse MrsBedz, you really do rolleyes
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My dishwasher is called.... Arthur Martin...Seriously lmao.. (Electrolux)

Sure you can come wash my titties,.. lol
MrsBedz xxx

You get worse MrsBedz, you really do rolleyes
WHY ???? for picking me to do the dishes or are you jealous ? lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My dishwasher is called.... Arthur Martin...Seriously lmao.. (Electrolux)

Sure you can come wash my titties,.. lol
MrsBedz xxx

You get worse MrsBedz, you really do rolleyes
Well I could of said worse Dawnie lol
While we're talking titties.. Can I cum wash yours?!!!!! :grin:
WHY ???? for picking me to do the dishes or are you jealous ?

Sorry Medic.. Dawnie wins :bounce:
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
While we're talking titties.. Can I cum wash yours?!!!!! :grin:

YES!!! redface
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My dishwasher is called.... Arthur Martin...Seriously lmao.. (Electrolux)

Sure you can come wash my titties,.. lol
MrsBedz xxx

You get worse MrsBedz, you really do rolleyes
I will get my own back = watch >>>>
RADIO HAMS
RADIO HAMS
RADIO HAMS
CQ DAWN
CQ DAWN
CQ DAWN
DAHDITDAHDIT DAHDAHDIDAH
K
eot.
fLuck off Phredd mad :x :x
:kick:
wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
While we're talking titties.. Can I cum wash yours?!!!!! :grin:

YES!!! redface
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And Medic... What Dawnie said.. :kick: rotflmao
ooooh. ladies..don't be rude for poor phredd :twisted:
for you hun kiss :therethere:
xxx
M
Aww..Sowee Medic...... kiss :therethere:
Now can I :kick: ? lol
Now you can ... :twisted: wink
ooooooooops bolt
:giggle:
xxx
M
Quote by bisto kid
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day lol

Give it up Now or you will look like my Avatar!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Noooooo I couldnt possibly give it up!!!!! It keeps me fit and healthy thats why i look like my avatar :lol:
Hellllllloooooooooo wave
:twisted:
or did wanking really make you blind? :lol2:
What happened to bluexxx, has the "no sex please we're british" desease got so bad she's not even coming back on here.
OMG, she must be ill.
Hurry up and get better.
I think she's gone for a wank biggrin
Acutaly i read and re read this post 2s blue not wanking omg .
:shock: ,
Thats the very first memory i have of you in Liaisons lol :lol: :lol:
Think she's at a certain Ann Summers thing, wasn't that tonite? dunno
But maybe you're right, she could be wanking I spose
Quote by debz4u
Acutaly i read and re read this post 2s blue not wanking omg .
:shock: ,
Thats the very first memory i have of you in liasons lol :lol: :lol:

So thats what happens in Liaisons - you lot get all the fun up north sad
Regards
Harry Jones
Oh Well you've done much better than I did Blue, couldn't manage the first two days.
Nor may I ahsten to add have I been able to quit smoking. Wanking-Smoking which to give up.
I'm now totally confused.
John
wink
I was on an enforced wank strike recently because I tried doing it with my left hand and quite frankly, I was shite rolleyes Soon managed to sort myself out though - quite literally :grin: and I don't think it was as long as a week later lol
I haven't done it for the last couple of days though... after going through a time of 3 or 4 times a day... maybe I've worn myself out! :shock: :shock:
Well im not a professional doctor girls but I can take a look at them for you :shock:
Quote by Darkfire
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day lol

Give it up Now or you will look like my Avatar!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Noooooo I couldnt possibly give it up!!!!! It keeps me fit and healthy thats why i look like my avatar :lol:
Hellllllloooooooooo wave
:twisted:
or did wanking really make you blind? :lol2:
Hmmmmm my vision maybe a little blury because when i look down my cock looks as if it bends to the left rolleyes iam sure it used to be straight before i started wanking :lol:
Oh no do it now before its too late!
i hate it weekends when kev is away he puts me on a wank ban and it dame near kills me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: he loves it and always teases me on the phone letting me play till im about to cum them making me stop the evil bastard :twisted: :twisted:
when he gets home i pounce and we go to bed for hours
hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
I'm not going to lie, currently being single its custom that i have a wank daily! lol
Quote by Him'nHer
Don't worry Blue.......... it's your age deary, it happens to all of us eventually :grin:
only it's seemed to happen to you earlier than most innocent
M

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh bollox!!!!!!!!!!
I did this recently - I came back from a long weekend realising I hadn't cum in about 4 or 5 days which was a rare thing indeed. So I decided to save it up, see how long I could go. I managed 9 days in the end. Was it worth it for the subsequent eruption and record-breaking quantity and distance? Mm... Debatable. (mass-debatable? groan..).
Anyone seen anything of bluexxx for the past couple of days ?? Strange for her not to be about confused
Quote by Sarah
All I can say is she is pissed at the momnet, I suggest you all watch out, she is on the loose

Hehehehehehehe
A day after posting this thread I'm saying fLucking nothing
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Been wanking since about 13 when I thought I had discovered something new lol
How wrong was I ?? :lol:
By the way Blue, just clicked on the site in your sig and reached an age-restricted site........i'm 47 for fucks sake ! .........how old do I have to be to get access??? confused :lol: :lol:
well im back on track......been in most of the day and its looking a bit worn...best leave it for a few hours till it comes back too life smile