No Wanking

19 Nov 2005

OK... this is probably the most useless thread I've ever posted, but I'm feeling that way out rolleyes

...
Anyways... I haven't had a wank for a week :shock: ...
"Why on earth have you not had a wank for a week???" I hear you all cry, kinda disbelieving but concerned at the same time.
The answer --- just to see if I could :shock: :shock: :shock: ... OK, I lead a sad life :shock: :shock: :shock: ... I normally have a wank most days, so it was kind of an experiment :shock: :shock: :shock:
Trouble is.... the first couple of days were torture, but now I don't want a wank at all.... in fact I haven't even thought about it for days....
Surely this is not normal. Am I ill? Should I see a doctor?????
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
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Surely this is not normal. Am I ill? Should I see a doctor?????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No = just find a nice fem and ask for a helping hand :lol:
phredd

19 Nov 2005

Don't worry Blue.......... it's your age deary, it happens to all of us eventually :grin:
only it's seemed to happen to you earlier than most innocent

M

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
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Surely this is not normal. Am I ill? Should I see a doctor?????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No = just find a nice fem and ask for a helping hand :lol:
phredd
Kaz says me me me please smile

:silly:

19 Nov 2005

Bluexxx, you forgot to tell us.....
Have you had lots of shags instead??? lol

:lol: :lol:

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Trouble is.... the first couple of days were torture, but now I don't want a wank at all.... in fact I haven't even thought about it for days....
Surely this is not normal. Am I ill? Should I see a doctor?????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well I get like this Blue sometimes after a break for whatever reason. You just need somthing to light your fires so to speak. Normally once I break my cherry again I like a rabbit for week or and it is 2 or 3 times a day till I get back to my more normal once a day routine.
Reccommend in your case a party ASAP

19 Nov 2005

I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day lol

19 Nov 2005

I find I'm better at shagging if I abstain for a few days before the shag, so I try to resist but sometimes I just gotta relieve the tension so I can concentrate on whatever boring stuff I'm supposed to be doing!

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bisto kid
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day

You're typing this on a braille keyboard then, I take it? :mrgreen:

19 Nov 2005

I can go for weeeekkks without fiddling with myself. You are right, if you allow yourself to go out of practice, the body somehow just does without. Occasionally I have gone without sex for a fair period of time and I just lose complete interest confused

.Times like that the OH just has to do what a man has to do and just wait til I fall asleep before making his move lol

:lol: :lol:

19 Nov 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day

You're typing this on a braille keyboard then, I take it? :mrgreen:
:lol: if wanking made you go blind I would of went blind years ago ! rolleyes

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bisto kid
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day

You're typing this on a braille keyboard then, I take it? :mrgreen:
:lol: if wanking made you go blind I would of went blind years ago ! rolleyes

kg hra;ihg d ja'jaroepwjgeprojg
dgnflng gjroepg ep [wfprjgr
(roughly translated ....... it makes you go blind? :shock: :roll: :shock smile

C x

19 Nov 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

19 Nov 2005

- New standard avatar, hehe...
(No time to edit in white stick)

19 Nov 2005

Want me to send you a cock shot B? - Sure to set you off again!
lhk
Kat

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
.... in fact I haven't even thought about it for days...

so how comes you've posed this thread :shock:

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bisto kid
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day

Give it up Now or you will look like my Avatar!
:shock: :shock: :shock:

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I normally have a wank most days,

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Only one? :P

19 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I normally have a wank most days,

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Only one? :P
Diy or daisychain? lol

19 Nov 2005

Blue
There's nowt wrong with you, I often go a very long time without wanking, doing so only if I get the sudden urge on webcam lol

or if I manage to download some rather spectacular watersports videos, and before you ask no I'm often not getting much female attention meantime (from my diary I can tell that I recently went eight weeks without being touched and it wasn't through lack of trying :cry: )
Regards
Harry Jones

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Trouble is.... the first couple of days were torture, but now I don't want a wank at all.... in fact I haven't even thought about it for days....

Blue's lost her mojo!!! Serves you right for trying to go cold turkey....what were you thinking??? lol

19 Nov 2005

Quote by cc_7up
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day

Give it up Now or you will look like my Avatar!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Noooooo I couldnt possibly give it up!!!!! It keeps me fit and healthy thats why i look like my avatar :lol:

19 Nov 2005

You must be saving yourself for the advent calender dunno

Otherwise, I would check your pulse to see if you are still alive poke

19 Nov 2005

I havent wanked for............. 6 years!!... Why should l.. MrsB's hands are softer.. lol

MrB

19 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
OK... this is probably the most useless thread I've ever posted, but I'm feeling that way out ...
Anyways... I haven't had a wank for a week :shock: ...
"Why on earth have you not had a wank for a week???" I hear you all cry, kinda disbelieving but concerned at the same time.
The answer --- just to see if I could :shock: :shock: :shock: ... OK, I lead a sad life :shock: :shock: :shock: ... I normally have a wank most days, so it was kind of an experiment :shock: :shock: :shock:
Trouble is.... the first couple of days were torture, but now I don't want a wank at all.... in fact I haven't even thought about it for days....
Surely this is not normal. Am I ill? Should I see a doctor?????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

All I can say is she is pissed at the momnet, I suggest you all watch out, she is on the loose

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
I havent wanked for............. 6 years!!... Why should l.. MrsB's hands are softer with mild green fairy liquid..
MrB

After that can you give Mrs Bedz a kiss

from me :lol:
phredd.

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
All I can say is she is pissed at the momnet, I suggest you all watch out, she is on the loose

Thank god I'm going out cool

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I havent wanked for............. 6 years!!... Why should l.. MrsB's hands are softer with mild green fairy liquid..
MrB

After that can you give Mrs Bedz a kiss

from me :lol:
phredd.
Me washup?.. You must be joking... I made him buy me a dishwasher....
I just blow bubbles............... MrB(ubbles) :thrilled:

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
I havent wanked for............. 6 years!!... Why should l.. MrsB's hands are softer with mild green fairy liquid..
MrB

After that can you give Mrs Bedz a kiss

from me :lol:
phredd.
Me washup?.. You must be joking... I made him buy me a dishwasher....
I just blow bubbles............... MrB(ubbles) :thrilled:
mmm sounds good :lol: Whats his name ? (the dishwasher that is) wink

If he ever breaks down I can be available xx
phredd

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I havent wanked for............. 6 years!!... Why should l.. MrsB's hands are softer with mild green fairy liquid..
MrB

After that can you give Mrs Bedz a kiss

from me :lol:
phredd.
Me washup?.. You must be joking... I made him buy me a dishwasher....
I just blow bubbles............... MrB(ubbles) :thrilled:
mmm sounds good :lol: Whats his name ? (the dishwasher that is) wink

If he ever breaks down I can be available xx
phredd
My dishwasher is called.... Arthur Martin...Seriously lmao.. (Electrolux)

Sure you can come wash my dishes,.. lol
MrsBedz xxx