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Quote by kinkyluton
ok what i know..
from leeds.... you called a dirty leeds
Northampton you full of Cobblers
scotland you are called maggie
watford words for that place is to rude even for this place
middlesbrough smoggies
london cockneys.....what really should just be east london,,,,,the old way..
this is always a laugh if you see a geordie say to them
you a mackem aint ya..always can see a true mackem.. up the red and whites
they love it...

All I KNOW Kinky is that I got my side lights knicked off my car in Luton yesterday!!! mad
So what do you call Lutonoers??!!!!
:x :x :x
Oh cummon - it's all bollocks, isn't it. I'm a Geordie honestly (Wallsend born - when they launched a ship the back-draft took the ornaments off the mantlepiece - so they tell me).
But I've lived in Wales, Mexico and Norwich. And it isn't the geography or the accent. People in the NE can be warm and can be rude and exclusive.
People in North Wales don't talk Welsh to piss you off but because it's easier for them, especially after a couple of pints.
People in East Anglia may know their cousins rather better than they ought but, I tell ya, the chat and the fun on the local buses is unrivalled.
And so to sex. I have enjoyed time with men from seven countries let alone different regions of England and believe me, geography doesn't enter into it!!!!!!!!!
Don't EVER let anyone make you feel different, inadequate or inferior because of where you came from.
Jezzay.
Quote by VenusnMars
Manchester is Mancunian
Leeds is Tyke
its too early for me to think of any more!!!

Neil`s a Tyke! rotflmao
tyke
n 1: a crude uncouth ill-bred person lacking culture or refinement 2: a young person of either sex; "she writes books for children"; "they're just kids"; "`tiddler' is a British term for youngsters"

I bloody knew it! :giggle:
Neil! Expand on that whole `tiddler` thing will you? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
cheeky bloody cow! mad it said a british term for kids, and i speak yorkshire. wouldn't know how to speak british, so know bugger all about tiddlers, obviously! anyways i'm not a tyke, i'm a loiner, so there! :P
n x x x ;)
Quote by Rainbows
All I KNOW Kinky is that I got my side lights knicked off my car in Luton yesterday!!! mad
So what do you call Lutonoers??!!!!
:x :x :x

o my god rainbow.. what part of luton..i have word with the luton mafia..to sort this out.. anyone seen wishmaster..
but sorry to hear that dj rainbow :cry:
Quote by neilinleeds
cheeky bloody cow! mad it said a british term for kids
n x x x ;)

And your point is? dunno
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars

cheeky bloody cow! mad it said a british term for kids
n x x x ;)

And your point is? dunno
Venusxxx
i dunno do i? i know you're supposed to have a point, but i never know what my point is meself, which is probably why i do completely pointless so well! :smug:
i think the point was, seeing my name and tiddler in the same bloody sentence was deeply hurtful. you know how fragile a man's ego is! i'll probably get a complex about it now and everything, and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT! sad suppose the rest of it was fairly accurate though!
n x x x ;)
Quote by hornyred and dino
Manchester is Mancunian
Leeds is Tyke
its too early for me to think of any more!!!

I thought Tyke was a nickname for anyone from Yorkshire, not just folks from Leeds.
just hope you never bump into anyone from Ashington in Northumberland, they have a dialect of there own. If you cannot understand a Geordie, you will never understand anyone from Ashington.
Quote by Scandal
Scandal......... :rascal: Venusxxx

Just to show how easily things can be misconstrued online, I meant I'm really good at talking about it. redface
You mean your mouth moves and everything?! :shock: :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by twcouple
just hope you never bump into anyone from Ashington in Northumberland, they have a dialect of there own. If you cannot understand a Geordie, you will never understand anyone from Ashington.

I know exactly what you mean. My ex father in law was from Ashington way. Counldnt understand a bloody word. And I am only from Sunderland! I mentioned it to his wife (my mother in law and a Geordie) and she said she didn't understand him most of the time either! blink
Quote by JudyTV
Theres a definate North North divide - how people think Manchester is in the North of England is beyond me - it's in the bloody Midlands!! (compared to Newcastle)
P.s you forgot Geordies - from Newcastle.
Makems from Sunderland.
Loads more but can't think at the moment!

Manchester is officially recognized as part of the north west region. Granada TV studios Which is based in Manchester often refer to the "News from the North West " as does the Manchester studios of the BBC North West.
Where else could it be? Bear in mind Its North West England not north west Britain and only about 130 miles from the Scottish border, so it can hardly be southern England.
In fact if you consider Carlisle as the border town between England and Scotland the distance is only 120 miles. Thats why people consider it to be in the North of England. Sorry, but it is.
Judy

Yeah i know the geography - but the point i was making was compared to Newcastle it doesn't seem to be in the North of England!!! IIt's sodding miles away for us!! Then again we are an isolated out post that just got running water last year!!
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Then there's the people from other places such as Hartlepool who affectionately are called Monkey Hangers.
I hale from Teeside if you go to Hartlepool its not recomended to mention the monkey unlese you are a olimpice runer.
Just back from a trip up north....Geordie country to be precise.
(Although I think people from the area I was in are called Sand Dancers or something dunno)
Anyway, saw a link between 2 of yer posts Venus whilst out on the 'toon'.
A car with blacked out windows and an extremely large set of speakers with a number plate spelling C* HAV !!!!! :eeek:
One is extremely shocked and somewhat surprised that the proprioitor of this marvelous internet website has not informed the southern lady, who goes by the username Venus, that she is far better off in the Northern areas of the country. One feels she talks rather too much to be an occupant of the southern region.
;)
Quote by little gem
One is extremely shocked and somewhat surprised that the proprioitor of this marvelous internet website has not informed the southern lady, who goes by the username Venus, that she is far better off in the Northern areas of the country. One feels she talks rather too much to be an occupant of the southern region.
;)

Gem. FUCK OFF! rotflmao
Whilst we are on the whole `educating` thing, may I please have a list of words NOT to to be said in the presence of a load of Northern monkeys please.
And in case anyone was wondering, I do NOT refer to myself as `one`. Gem, however, apparently does! :moon:
Venusxxx
northen monkey thats abit harsh aint it coming from a shandy drinker
teessider all the way and u know when i lived in london for some reason the couldent decide if i was welsh,geordi or jock :moon:
i live back in teesside but i lived in essex for a few years
For me, everything north of Manchester is the North West. Everything north of Sheffield is the north East, everything south of the M4 is southern england and the rest is the midlands. Liverpool and Manchester are both north west, although it's easy enough to tell the difference. Just think Oasis and Jennifer Ellison.
Try doing it in Wales though, there's an even stronger and more obvious north/south divide there. Anyone who lives there would understand.
Quote by hornyred and dino
Manchester is Mancunian
Leeds is Tyke
its too early for me to think of any more!!!

a tyke is any Yorkshireman a person from Leeds is called a Lioner
Quote by AndyS-NE
Theres a definate North North divide - how people think Manchester is in the North of England is beyond me - it's in the bloody Midlands!! (compared to Newcastle)
P.s you forgot Geordies - from Newcastle.
Makems from Sunderland.
Loads more but can't think at the moment!

The truly shocking thing is that Scots think us Geordies are in the South. mad :x
But never mind, the important thing to remember is that the South really starts when you cross the Tees, & anyone from the West side of the Pennines is........ well......... a bit shifty!!! And those Mackems need watching as well. biggrin :D :D :D