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Will, I wanted to use the :welcome: first.
I asked for it........ hurrumph bloody men always getting their pennies worth in first.
Congratulations by the way :cheers: for reaching 400, you don't look a day over 350.
Love and big hugs for Will
Wilma
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Welcome aboard
I am a newbie to this too and only found this excellent site las week. I have been made so welcome that already my fears and shyness are starting to dissapear.
You wont go far wrong on this site
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:welcome: Gazza
yipee!!!! got one in first.
I'll be getting a name for myself.
Gazza pull up a chair, grab a coffe and join the frivolity. If you see Kat of the Kit Kat variety and Fred .... ignore them!
Love
Wilma
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A rather late, but genuine welcome from Fran & Stu to LadyWA and Martin&Tasha...sorry for our tardiness..but stuck in snow lol !!!
Fran&Stu
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Quote by LadyWA
I am off to investigate the SHWI and the GFZ

May I point out the new smallprint in the SH Membership Pack :small-print: clearly points out that Females are not allowed into the GFZ unless there to carry out cleaning/ serving chores or are there as the Men's sexual plaything. hump smackbottom :swingingchair: whip
I assume therefore that your urge to investigate the GFZ comes from your desire to please the SH men folk. That being the case I shall look forward to seeing you in there when it opens tomorrow night. wink
Wanders off thinking what a nice Plaything Lady WA will make. Not like the normal riff-raff we have to put up with.
Quote by The Sarge
May I point out the new smallprint in the SH Membership Pack clearly points out that Females are not allowed into the GFZ unless there to carry out cleaning/ serving chores or are there as the Men's sexual plaything.

Is that right????
I dont remember do a spot of work when I was in there!!!!
Alex thats cos you get all warm and comfy on the sofa with yours truly.... Was that mouse on your sweet thigh really that tickly? smile
Gmanxxx
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I dont remember do a spot of work when I was in there!!!!
So you must have taken the sexual plaything route then. Never mind, that works. Though I have to say we are still feeling the ramifications now. We need a new sofa and gmanxxx is still a gibbering wreck. Hasn't made a bit of sense all week. rolleyes
He is smiling a lot though! wink
Will
I am afraid I did very little.
Gman was in all too an intoxicated state!
Mind you - that sofa was comfy!
Intaxicoted? Moi?
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forget the sofa Alex's thigh was comfy and so deliciously soft and smooth.... smile :) :)
Gmanxxx
Shame some sallow youth came into the room Tutting about hijacked threads and porn.... he will learn...
Gmanxxx
Sgt Bilco,
Further to your earlier post, I am glad I stayed in the SHWI the other night and tucked myself up in bed before I ventured into the GFZ. Housework is a total bore and I have not had enough time to decide if any of you boys are worthy of having me as a play thing.........Although I may sneak in there at some point as I still have permission from the lovely Kit to slap Kat, an offer no one can refuse!!! (I wont let you down Mrs Kit!!!!) Im afraid I am far too whiley for you boys to catch me too......
Love
LadyWA
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only Six posts and I like this Lady WA so very much... Wiley and challenging.... deep joy...
Gmanxxx :rascal:
Im afraid I am far too whiley for you boys to catch me too

Now that sounds like a challenge if I have ever heard one!
Thats what I thought Chris ... but LadyWA is being coy.... or offline.... we await her return with bated breath...
Gmanxxx
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Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

I realise that I forgot earlier to answer your question...
Not quite, but people who have danced near me have.
This of course is a whole different story and way off topic.
Red Baron
where do I stand RE: GFZ and SHWI?
BeckiCD
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Girl Free Zone ... usually open at weekend the domain of the boys where girlies are only supposed to be admitted in order to tidy and provide prvision and of course for pleasure....
Swinging Heaven Women's Institute check on the left in the spotlight link.... and watch this forum.... March Calendar likely out soon....
Gmanxxx