Please forgive me sweetie ?
No need to apologise hun
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You must of been thinking about bambi again!
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Although I was a Sergeant Major, I am not now, and never have been a member of the French Foreign Legion.
My only visit to a desert region was not in North Africa and I am unable to help with directions of how to get there.
I am unable to assist you with an introduction to a camel.
I am unable to comment on the relative sexual attractiveness of a camel with two humps or one (although common sense seems to imply that two humps are better than one).
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No more PMs please: Maureen is getting frazzled and is starting to wonder whether my friendship with a camel was just that.
Although I was a Sergeant Major, I am not now, and never have been a member of the French Foreign Legion.
My only visit to a desert region was not in North Africa and I am unable to help with directions of how to get there.
I am unable to assist you with an introduction to a camel.
I am unable to comment on the relative sexual attractiveness of a camel with two humps or one (although common sense seems to imply that two humps are better than one).
Please begin browsing the ads - you may find a camel there.
No more PMs please: Maureen is getting frazzled and is starting to wonder whether my friendship with a camel was just that.
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I am not a but when you turn the lights out and just listen Silky can be scarily like an animal :-)
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There's a Jack Russel and a German shepard meet in a vets waitin room.
The german shepherd says to the jack russell, what you here for, the jack russell says "i bit the masters little girl so they're gonna put me down, what about you?"
The german shepherd replies"well the mistress got out of the shower and walked into the bedroom, she bent over and i was feelin randy so i ran in and gave her one."
The jack russell says"Oh so you're here to be put down aswell?"
The german shepherd replies,
"NO! gettin my nails cut!"
The german shepherd says to the jack russell, what you here for, the jack russell says "i bit the masters little girl so they're gonna put me down, what about you?"
The german shepherd replies"well the mistress got out of the shower and walked into the bedroom, she bent over and i was feelin randy so i ran in and gave her one."
The jack russell says"Oh so you're here to be put down aswell?"
The german shepherd replies,
"NO! gettin my nails cut!"
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Illegal and not to mention horrible!
I saw a really shocking documentary on TV once about an American guy who married his Donkey :shock:
...worse, he caught some awful disease from it that turned him blind
oh lord!..i grew up in TX (although i dont even live in the states now)..I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time, especially in small towns in the south.
