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well we have all seen the films, but is it true, do people really have sex with animals, i mean the 4 legged type, not the mad geezers out there.
come on open up if any of ever had, tell us all dont be shy!!!!!!!
having sex with animals in illegal!
anyone who is foolish enough to admit to doing so on here will not only be putting themselves up for riducule and possible legal repercussions.. but also being banned from this site i would imagine!
Illegal and not to mention horrible!
I saw a really shocking documentary on TV once about an American guy who married his Donkey :shock:
...worse, he caught some awful disease from it that turned him blind
its a shame the disease did not spread to the place he obviously thinks with!
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Illegal and not to mention horrible!
I saw a really shocking documentary on TV once about an American guy who married his Donkey :shock:
...worse, he caught some awful disease from it that turned him blind

Oh I remember that program... it was about people who developed emotional bonds with animals (so they claimed)... so it was for them more about a loving relationship than random buggary. Although most of the people on that program were seriously wierd... and many admitted that they didn't have the emotional maturity to hold a relationship with a human and that was why they chose animals.
Appart from the very wierd men there seemed to be a lot of borred housewives admiting to letting the dog lick them
Thats the one! I remember one of those ladies saying that she and the Dog were cuddling on the bed and 'one thing led to another'
:shock:
I think you have to have serious issues to get into something like that!
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having sex with animals in illegal!
anyone who is foolish enough to admit to doing so on here will not only be putting themselves up for riducule and possible legal repercussions.. but also being banned from this site i would imagine!

Maximum of life imprisonment, under the present legislation.
Also worth bearing in mind that downloading images of is also an offence, and not one likely to be taken lightly.
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Illegal and not to mention horrible!
I saw a really shocking documentary on TV once about an American guy who married his Donkey :shock:
...worse, he caught some awful disease from it that turned him blind

Quote by liss11210
Illegal and not to mention horrible!
I saw a really shocking documentary on TV once about an American guy who married his Donkey :shock:
...worse, he caught some awful disease from it that turned him blind

What about the guy? Did he catch anything???? confused :? :? lol
Yeah the programme was about which is , apparently, different from beastiality.
It is more common than we are lead to believe (apparently again). but it is still viewed as the ultimate and is too extreme to even be discussed in all but the most obtuse of venues. This of which, isnt one. Most people are (rightly) afraid of the subject as it is such dodgy ground, second only to , and you take your life in your hands (and your prospected jail term) for even discussing it.
Remeber having a morbid curiosity is no excuse, a la Pete Townsend.
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What about the guy? Did he catch anything???? confused :? :? lol

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Thats the one! I remember one of those ladies saying that she and the Dog were cuddling on the bed and 'one thing led to another'
:shock:
I think you have to have serious issues to get into something like that!

Well I seem to recall the dog was much better at it than her husband... which I think is the big clue to how one thing led to another.... she was just randy as fuck without a vibrator to hand. :shock:
Although once you start spouting off tips about what to pour on yourself to MAKE your dog lick you, its no longer one thing leading to another.
There were also a few women who were fucked by their dog... which I find even more gross and wierd!!!! Can't really blame the dog tho... most will fuck your leg, so I guess a pussy is really a step up from the dogs perspective :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
On the legislation issues... yes it is QUITE RIGHTLY very illegal in this country, not only that but there are serious issues of crulty and abuse of power... how ever much the dog may like it, its totaly inapropreate, as the dog isn't able to decern right from wrong... thats what his owner is supposed to do.
The reason why that program was made is because in some states of america , as they prefered to call is actualy not illegal (don't think there is any legislation that makes it legal either tho...)... but then in some states you can marry very close relatives, and girls the age of 12 as long as their parents agree...!!!!... so being legal never makes it right
Just to add to EnglishChris99 post..................the US judicial system is even more antiquated than our own. It is still illegal for women to smoke in the streets of New York as of a law passed in the 18th century, so its not surprising that in some parts you can marry your beasts of burden. confused
this thread is absolutely gross......but...................
do you recall the story of the guy that got arrested for persistently swimming with the dolphins off some part of the english coast apparently he was giving them hand relief .
and yet we see Rebecca Loose on tv giving a pig a wank and its callled animal husbandry..
is it just a question of vocational mismatch ?
Quote by well_busty_babe
having sex with animals in illegal!
anyone who is foolish enough to admit to doing so on here will not only be putting themselves up for riducule and possible legal repercussions.. but also being banned from this site i would imagine!

SECTION 1 PROTECTION OF ANIMALS ACT 1911 makes it an offence and so does WILD ANIMALS ACT 1996 so that pretty much covers domestic and captive animals aswel as Wild animals.
So yeah pretty stupid to even go there on line for those interested confused
Magik
The whole subject makes me wonder if these kind of deviances ( , beastiality) are something people are born with or a product of environment? I spose as with most of these arguments the answer is, a bit of both!
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this thread is absolutely gross......but...................
do you recall the story of the guy that got arrested for persistently swimming with the dolphins off some part of the english coast apparently he was giving them hand relief .
and yet we see Rebecca Loose on tv giving a pig a wank and its callled animal husbandry..
is it just a question of vocational mismatch ?

I think the fact you can get a minor TV celeb to wank a pig is in itself a triumph of reality TV over substance.
Must point out that most farmers get someone in to wank their animals off... its more reliable to use a big turkey baster than to let the animals do what comes naturaly
Getting Rebecca Loos to pig-wank has restored my faith in reality TV!
Absolutely class.
ewwwwwwwwww
not my cup of tea at all
:shock:
but i watched a programme once were some mail order animal dildos were doing great buisness
the pig and horse one were best sellers rolleyes ewwwwwwwww
Yuck! I have to admit the whole thing makes me feel a little ill! (that and my enormous hangover)
I have to admit.............i used to work in the NHS...and seen some sites come in A/E
Mainly snakes!................ooo yes house flys!......will not go into detail as it will put you off your dinners! lol
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I have to admit.............i used to work in the NHS...and seen some sites come in A/E
Mainly snakes!................ooo yes house flys!......will not go into detail as it will put you off your dinners! lol

:laughabove:
Please do, not having dinner till about 6 tonight so got a few hours to get over it !
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well we have all seen the films, but is it true, do people really have sex with animals, i mean the 4 legged type, not the mad geezers out there.
come on open up if any of ever had, tell us all dont be shy!!!!!!!
Let's come of the hijacks for a second...
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well we have all seen the films, but is it true, do people really have sex with animals, i mean the 4 legged type, not the mad geezers out there.
come on open up if any of ever had, tell us all dont be shy!!!!!!!
Let's come of the hijacks for a second...
Does it happen???
Find out here
Hey Marm - considering the topic - that could be quite hurtful to the lady in question in the pics!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
A new commander arrived to take over a Foreign Legion fort in the North African Desert. During his tour of inspection he asked the Sergeant Major how the men did for sex. "We have the camel, sir", replied the Sgt Major. After a week of two the new commanding officer was feeling the isolation a bit and he pondered the Sgt Majjor's advice. Took himself a three-legged stool and went to relieve his desires with the help of the camel.
Much to his embarrassment the Sgt Major walked in while he was in mid-business. "Is this how the men do it?", the CO asked.
"No sir, we use the camel to take us to the brothel in town.".
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well we have all seen the films, but is it true, do people really have sex with animals, i mean the 4 legged type, not the mad geezers out there.
come on open up if any of ever had, tell us all dont be shy!!!!!!!
Let's come of the hijacks for a second...
Does it happen???
Find out here
Hey Marm - considering the topic - that could be quite hurtful to the lady in question in the pics!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thanks for the concern Alexandra but I knew what he meant rotflmao :rotflmao:
Hi butters - I just assumed he had misread the topic!
Or was he laterally thinking along the lines of 'Dogging'????????
I honestly didn't believe he was intentionally being disrespectful!
I have just realised that I misread the topic, and I am really sorry if I offended anyone! I really am blushing as I type this! redface
Sorry Butters! I'm glad that you beat me to posting here and have already said that you weren't ofended. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Please forgive me sweetie ? smile
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I have just realised that I misread the topic, and I am really sorry if I offended anyone! I really am blushing as I type this! redface
Sorry Butters! I'm glad that you beat me to posting here and have already said that you weren't ofended. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Please forgive me sweetie ? smile

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I KNEW YOU HAD MISREAD!!!!!!!!!!