After chatting in PM with a very sexy young mod. she gave me a brain wave to get my swinging finances back on track.
that brain wave is to sell myself.. but then i thought i would be unleashing a riot onto SH buy just selling me a whole. so i have decided to split myself you. so that you all can have a piece of jiggle.
starting prices start at a goldfish. but you can bid as much as you like.
you will not be able to keep you piece of jiggle, but you will receive a photograph of your desired piece, and a signed certificate.
Just to let you know my left ear has already been claimed, so I'm selling out quick! lol
SO lets start the bidding
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Sex God
I'll go two goldfish, plus tank, for your wallet at the end of the auction.
John
John
Sex God
2 goldfish for right ear
Sex God
Quote by Marya
Can I have whichever shoulder it is that myself and countless others have cried on? I have nothing to offer but a bt of fluff from the bottom of my coat pocket.
ditto
can I have the other shoulder please?
Thanks.
Sex God
jiggle? i'm stunned, saddened, shocked, and very, very, very disappointed! :cry: 
once upon a time, i was auctioned off to the highest bidder too, and my sorry ass was trussed up in a gimp suit and kept in a dark, dingy cellar for months. :eeek: the memory of it still keeps me awake at nights. :scared: and now i find that not only do you get away with a piss poor signed photo of said bits and bobs, but you also get to keep an outrageous amount of goldfish? :shock: i don't think the rules were properly explained to me at the time, and i could have been a very wealthy man! :x
/flounces out to ring DodgyCompensationSolicitors'R'Us
n x x x :P
once upon a time, i was auctioned off to the highest bidder too, and my sorry ass was trussed up in a gimp suit and kept in a dark, dingy cellar for months. :eeek: the memory of it still keeps me awake at nights. :scared: and now i find that not only do you get away with a piss poor signed photo of said bits and bobs, but you also get to keep an outrageous amount of goldfish? :shock: i don't think the rules were properly explained to me at the time, and i could have been a very wealthy man! :x
/flounces out to ring DodgyCompensationSolicitors'R'Us
n x x x :P
Sex God
well jiggly just proposed to me on msn....
so guess that means i won him all!!!!!!!!!!
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:lol:
jonathan says:
Will you marry me?
wbb says:
sure1 lol.. now i can add my name to the growing list!!!!!!!!! pmsl
wbb says:
u have made my day! lol
Jonathan says:
indeed... well i thought to myself. how could i live with myself if i never asked the only person to fall asleep while i chatted to, to marry me!
Jonathan says:
you have made me very happy
wbb says:
roflmao
wbb says:
i have to go and buy a dress.. i will call you with the plans
so guess that means i won him all!!!!!!!!!!
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:lol: 
Sex God
One whole goldfish for your right eyebrow. I'll throw in another goldfish if I get a little flash of upper eyelid too.
Neil, you big flouncing hussy. Always about the fish with you isn't it? You are not regretting your previous owner are you? Now that would be a very silly thing to do.
Neil, you big flouncing hussy. Always about the fish with you isn't it? You are not regretting your previous owner are you? Now that would be a very silly thing to do.
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
jiggle? i'm stunned, saddened, shocked, and very, very, very disappointed! :cry:
once upon a time, i was auctioned off to the highest bidder too, and my sorry ass was trussed up in a gimp suit and kept in a dark, dingy cellar for months. :eeek: the memory of it still keeps me awake at nights. :scared: and now i find that not only do you get away with a piss poor signed photo of said bits and bobs, but you also get to keep an outrageous amount of goldfish? :shock: i don't think the rules were properly explained to me at the time, and i could have been a very wealthy man! :x
/flounces out to ring DodgyCompensationSolicitors'R'Us
n x x x :P
You not bidding then, Neil?
Sex God
Half packet of polos for your left knee.
Sex God
Right well I've run out of goldfish but I 'found' some Koi carp...3 of them in fact. Can I bid those for your cheeks Jiggle?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
The kids 3 goldfish in the bowl and I'll have your winkie please :giggle:
i dont think i'll be able to get it in focus .... any ladies with a gentle hand got a camera with a 3000 zoom lens!
I have been offed a hedgehog, for my left big toe, from Sexy Jess!
i'll draw up a list of what left in a bit!
Jiggle
Sex God
( NIL will probably bid on his cock! :gagged: what with his own being, well, needy of spectacles to see it properly, then additonal cock material may be needed for the required op! :P :love: you really babes ;) )
You're not the only one to fall asleep on him WBB, I do believe I have too. OH and WBB! you can't have all of him until our divorce papers come through.
He might try to bribe me with offers of goldfish and to buy neil back off blue for a substantial amount of the lovely swimming little critters, but I doubt it so I'm holding out for at least half of everything. :P Plus I don't think the sale was completed cos of one of Neil's very famous flounces!
So how much are you looking at giving me in the divorce Jigsy? Hmmm
:lol:
:P :love: you really babes ;) )You're not the only one to fall asleep on him WBB, I do believe I have too. OH and WBB! you can't have all of him until our divorce papers come through.
He might try to bribe me with offers of goldfish and to buy neil back off blue for a substantial amount of the lovely swimming little critters, but I doubt it so I'm holding out for at least half of everything. :P Plus I don't think the sale was completed cos of one of Neil's very famous flounces!
So how much are you looking at giving me in the divorce Jigsy? Hmmm
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'll take your left shoulder and bid 4 goldfish
no guarantees that they are alive though :P
Jas
XXX
You can't have either shoulder they have been bought!
May I recommend you order something else off the jiggly menu!
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'll take your left shoulder and bid 4 goldfish
no guarantees that they are alive though :P
Jas
XXX
*splutters*
4 pigging goldfish? 4?? goldfish???
*humph*
what did i get? a fin and a bleedin' bubble that's what?
jiggle might have youth on his side, and a cute kinda blush thing, maybe even some rampant sexual prowess ((( 
))) but it's still a damn long stretch to 4 bloody goldfish, dead or not!/flounces
n x x x :P
Sex God
*offers 20 pretty goldfish for neil and throws jiggles shoulder over to jas*
Fancy a wander? :rascal:
Fancy a wander? :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by little gem
*offers 20 pretty goldfish for neil and throws jiggles shoulder over to jas*
Fancy a wander? :rascal:
yay! read 'em and weep! 20 PRETTY goldfish! :smug: and a vague offer of a wander! :bounce:
ok jas, seems a spare shoulder is winging it's way to mods corner as we speak! :P
and sorry for hijacking the bids jiggle, but i'm now in a position to offer 2 pretty goldfish for your SH tattoo, so it all worked out in the end!
n x x x ;)
Quote by sexyjess23
I have been offed a hedgehog, for my left big toe, from Sexy Jess!
Er exuse me jiggley bottom i think you'll find the deal was a small piece of cellotape for your big toe - anyway i may have to reconsider my offer since i found out you are a secret chav :giggle:
I'M NOT A CHAV !! cheeky mare!! lol lol lol
Your are so asking for it
Jiggle
its a real achievement
Sex God
can i bid 5 goldfish for jiggle tackle......
i just want to see his face when i put it to use............. thru a food blender :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sean xxxxxx
i just want to see his face when i put it to use............. thru a food blender :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sean xxxxxx
Quote by Jiggle
After chatting in PM with a very sexy young mod. she gave me a brain wave to get my swinging finances back on track.
that brain wave is to sell myself.. but then i thought i would be unleashing a riot onto SH buy just selling me a whole. so i have decided to split myself you. so that you all can have a piece of jiggle.
starting prices start at a goldfish. but you can bid as much as you like.
you will not be able to keep you piece of jiggle, but you will receive a photograph of your desired piece, and a signed certificate.
Just to let you know my left ear has already been claimed, so I'm selling out quick! lol
Jigs,
I bid a whole pound for your avatar finding skills............ lol................ soz dont have any goldfish !!
SO lets start the bidding
