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Quote by se7endriver
Ahh well, with the state Neil was in i thought it was touch and go whether he would see the light of day on Sunday but he obviously has lol What can i say................he is lucky to be alive

look! i wasn't THAT drunk i don't think. honestly! i've been worse i can tell ya!! :lol:
ok yes i was very very drunk cos i was very very nervous. i shall know MUCH better next time there's no need! i shall just be sociably tipsy the next time among friends!!! and i shall try to ensure certain people ( you know who you are! kiss ) don't need to make their own entertainment!!! :lol2:
Quote by se7endriver
and i ...................................................well how can i explain it..................................i was just lucky full stop. wink

yes ya bloody well we're werentcha! :lol: but then so was I! VERY!!! you probably deserved it tho! good man! ;-)
neil x x x x
if i did deserve it i dont know why but i will need to find out so i can do it again!
Regards
The lucky one!
Delayed response here on account of getting home and finding I no longer owned a computer - or a telly, or a hi-fi etc etc... what the hell, I needed new ones and they were all over-insured anyway, but if the burglar is reading this, I'd just like to say I hope you fucking electrocute yourself when you plug my stuff in, you bastard!
So, now that I have a shiny new PC I can say - Wow! What a great night. Thanks to everyone for making this newbie feel so welcome, and a big thanks if he's looking in to the proprietor of Partners for waiving the membership fee. biggrin
I had a great time, met loads of lovely people, and to all those who got up and sang, you were all fantastic.
Right then, when's the next one?
Ice
Quote by Ice Pie
Delayed response here on account of getting home and finding I no longer owned a computer - or a telly, or a hi-fi etc etc... what the hell, I needed new ones and they were all over-insured anyway, but if the burglar is reading this, I'd just like to say I hope you fucking electrocute yourself when you plug my stuff in, you bastard!
OMG Ice!!!!!!! Glad to hear you were well insured, but how awful to have such a good weekend ruined like that sad
Was so lovely to meet you, bloody fab singer! I'm still gutted that we didn't get to do our duet, but we'll get our names down quick at the next one ;)
Glad you enjoyed Partners, I certainly did :twisted:
Quote by se7endriver
What can i say................he is lucky to be alive and i ...................................................well how can i explain it..................................i was just lucky full stop. wink

You got lucky as well? :shock: WOW so I wasn't the only one then? passionkiss
Quote by se7endriver
Good on ya so long as your fully coherant and AWAKE rotflmao
redface surprisedops: :oops: :rotflmao:
Steve and Vicky - thanks for a fantastic evening worship
Everyone else - great to see you all, I didn't get to talk to everyone I wanted to :cry: too many people, not enough time!
I had a brilliant night. My poor legs are well bruised and I didn't go anywhere near the slides :shock:
I have but one regret.....................................
I forgot the bloomin wax strips mad :x :x :x Next time Sarge :twisted:
Kit
xxx
anyone know where my stockings are confused
Quote by Kit
anyone know where my stockings are confused

I've no idea where they ended up but I know Duckpathian enjoyed the fact they were ripped - he looked very comfortable tucked in there !! :twisted:
I thought he looked quite nice here as well wink
Thanks for the pic passionkiss
Quote by tim-jas
I thought he looked quite nice here as well wink
Thanks for the pic passionkiss

Ooohhhhhhh he does look very comfortable in there jas.....
Carpathian, I'm not surprised he doesn't want his old nest back..... Would you????.... lol :lol:
Shireen
xxx
Duckpathian was somewhat in demand on Saturday night from what I can remember. He seemed to get bored with me after half an hour or so (maybe knew he'd done the trick by then?) and kept jumping out, and Jas's cleavage was much more inviting so he hopped into there as we passed. Nice pic Jas!
<<< nestles into angelchats cleavage cos he's a bit jealous.....i mean.... just to see.....i mean.....( shut up neil!!! :doh: ) >>>
jas your presence required please.....just for the sake of comparison ( shut UP neil!!!! FFS! )
<<< don't see why an evil looking duck should have had ALL the fun! ;-( >>>
neil x x x x x
Quote by neilinleeds
<<< don't see why an evil looking duck should have had ALL the fun! ;-( >>>
NEIL!!!!! come here young man, while I wash your mouth out with soap!! Firstly, Duckpathian is NOT an evil looking duck! Secondly, I think perhaps you should get someone to jog your memory.... I said MEMORY boy, fgs sake concentrate!! I don;t think Duckpathian had ALL the fun!! :twisted:
:swingingchair:
Well I for one was pleased Neilinleeds did show at least now we know he is real rotflmao
And why didn't I get a snog grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
saying that i may have done i snogged soooo many :twisted:
Quote by Angel Chat
! I'm still gutted that we didn't get to do our duet, but we'll get our names down quick at the next one ;)
"...Aint no doubt about it..."
Glad you enjoyed Partners, I certainly did :twisted:
All I have to say about that is...
Bubbles! ;)
Ice
Quote by Ice Pie
Glad you enjoyed Partners, I certainly did :twisted:
All I have to say about that is...
Bubbles! ;)
IceAnd before anybody asks, he IS referring to the jacuzzi, and no, I did NOT break wind in the pool, its just a vicious rumour :lol2:
Quote by Angel Chat
And before anybody asks, he IS referring to the jacuzzi, and no, I did NOT break wind in the pool, its just a vicious rumour :lol2:

Hahahahahaha I was just about to ask that question....... rotflmao
Shireen
xxx
at some point today i'm gonna get a very stern telling off from a mod re: number of posts! ( smackbottom !!! possibly??? please?? ) :lol2:
angelchat.......i await whatever punishment you feel is deserved.....
joanneish..... dunno you SURE we didn't.........seems a particularly stupid omission on my part........ lol ;-) ( admits to particular stupidity! ;-((( )
neil x x x x x kiss
hi all
i wud like to thank steve n viky for the munch
was a brill night
and great to see friends old and new
met so many people to many to mention
but sorry to hear about ice
and to let you know that stuart is on the mend now
but a fantastic night ty all xxxxxx
Having finally regained the ability to string more than two or three words together, I would like to add my thanks to Steve and Vicky for what was a fantastic night. (I was going to say it was a memorable night but sadly, or perhaps fortunately, a large part of the night is somewhat blurry!!!) :doh:
Having had the pleasure of being frisked by Vicky on the way in, I was then fortunate enough to meet some of the nicest people in NATO (and Fred!!). lol :lol: :lol:
I spent almost all the night being introduced to people but there were still plenty of people there that managed to avoid me. We will have to do it again soon!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks to everyone that attended for making it such a great night.
biggrin :D :D
Well where to start! What a cracking night, brilliant to see everyone again and also to meet people for the first time.
Big thanks to Steve and Vicky, you done a fantastic job.
One person I must thank is the guy who gave me a lift from the airport to the hotel ...... in his BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (just in case there was anyone that I didn't actually get round to telling redface ). So if you do maybe visit this site, you have my thanks. I'm sorry I got out the car so quick and practically ran off but I had people to phone and tell all about it!! lol ..... oh and yes I did mind you driving fast, noone saw me in it, so if you're around can we please have a rerun a tad slower next time so I can have my five mins of poshness cool
Thank you Will and Sappho for taking me and Carpy in. Fred kindly took us back to the hotel as we were all in the same one and no taxis around ....... it was only when we arrived that we realised (or Carpy did, I would've been on my way to our room) we were in fact in the same hotel, just that ours was about 5 miles away! confused :? It was the icing on the cake tho, had a brilliant time back at the 'safe house'. Just a bit sorry the taxi was on time to take us away evil
I've knocked off the next 800 paragraphs of thank yous to people for making my night so brilliant - was starting to sound like an Oscar speech, which I am not entitled to give as Wilma beat me to it ......... oh you wait Wilma, I'm gonna be so funny this next 12 mths (the book 'how to be funny and popular' by Anthea Turner on order at Amazon as we speak! 8-) 8-) 8-) )
Once again, thank you Steve and Vicky, you done yourselves proud kiss
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Having had the pleasure of being frisked by Vicky on the way in, I was then fortunate enough to meet some of the nicest people in NATO (and Fred!!). lol :lol: :lol:

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh - BITCH! :shock:
I feel another dig into the "Top Secret" files and some more pictures appearing............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Unless of course you suddenly have the urge to donate to the Fred & Wilma holiday fund Sarge??????? wink :wink: :wink:
Fred
Quote by FredFlintstone
I feel another dig into the "Top Secret" files and some more pictures appearing............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I think I could do with seeing these photos (off-line) to try and regain my memory!!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Sarge good to see you back and in proper uniform again, I don't know why the location you were whisked away to is being refered to as a safe house....It really wasn't was it ? biggrin :D
hey ppl;just got home(did rounds of friends and family in England,not doing that again bloody knackered lol) big thanks to steve and vicky,and thanks to all u other ppl for making us feel welcome,in a totally strange city lol,had great night and had some experiences that we thought were only in fantasy or channel xxx lol,we hope to see u guys again wether in England or if u come up to bonnie Scotland,and to Judytv,mrs D not talking to u cause u left without saying goodnight or was that morning he he
Ty Sappho and Jeezay for your kind comments hehehehehe,im now working on what to wear next time.
So in the karioke section i think "Sharp dressed man " might be a bit more appropriate .
yeah, i have to add my comment on tongues dress on saturday... he did indeed look very sexy. and so he should have... we were fighting over the mirror for half an hour trying to get dressed! rolleyes
Quote by well_busty_babe
yeah, i have to add my comment on tongues dress on saturday...

Was Tongue in a dress??? I thought that was Judy!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol:
doh!
i can hear tongues comments already.......
... loucie, thats another fine mess you have got me into!
oops!
redface
Start running Loucie babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Quote by well_busty_babe
yeah, i have to add my comment on tongues dress on saturday... he did indeed look very sexy. and so he should have... we were fighting over the mirror for half an hour trying to get dressed! rolleyes

So THATS why you were so late picking me up! There's only so much cheesy Saturday night telly a girl can take you know!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
yeah, i have to add my comment on tongues dress on saturday...

Was Tongue in a dress??? I thought that was Judy!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol:Nope, that was you. Or have you forgotten that bit? rotflmao