sung to the tune of Beyonces "All the Single Ladies" - may she forgive me for murdering her song :giggle:
I use the term "ALL" loosely as I know there are some prize catch single guys out there.....you know who you are
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
Now put your hands up
Ya wanna join the club?, you just broke up?
Youre doing my own little thing?
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
So you thought you'd come and try swinging
You placed your ad, “I need a shagâ€
But youre not getting any attention
You cry your tears, it feels like years
When really its been only 3 days
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
You’ve got cock shots, “ what more do they wantâ€
Its stretched up to look 5 inches
â€Ive said Im clean, they know what I mean
Why aint they all falling over me? “
You want some sexual tension, did I mention
There aint no cast iron certainties
You have to wait your turn and you gotta learn
That swinging carries no guarantees!
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
Don't treat the girls, like theyre some kind prize
Please don’t tell them lies
Your truth is what they prefer, what they deserve
Be a man that makes them, then takes them
And delivers them to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull them into your arms, show them you have charms
If you don't, you'll be alone
And in the forums having a moan
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh