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Ode to \"All the single Males out there.

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sung to the tune of Beyonces "All the Single Ladies" - may she forgive me for murdering her song :giggle:
I use the term "ALL" loosely as I know there are some prize catch single guys out there.....you know who you are wink
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
Now put your hands up
Ya wanna join the club?, you just broke up?
Youre doing my own little thing?
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
So you thought you'd come and try swinging
You placed your ad, “I need a shag”
But youre not getting any attention
You cry your tears, it feels like years
When really its been only 3 days
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
You’ve got cock shots, “ what more do they want”
Its stretched up to look 5 inches
”Ive said Im clean, they know what I mean
Why aint they all falling over me? “
You want some sexual tension, did I mention
There aint no cast iron certainties
You have to wait your turn and you gotta learn
That swinging carries no guarantees!
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
Don't treat the girls, like theyre some kind prize
Please don’t tell them lies
Your truth is what they prefer, what they deserve
Be a man that makes them, then takes them
And delivers them to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull them into your arms, show them you have charms
If you don't, you'll be alone
And in the forums having a moan
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
PMSL
May I venture that booty was shakethed muchly whilst enjoying Mrs B.
And as Take That said...
"All you need is a little...patience"
Or Joe Dolce...
"Ah Shaddapa Ya Face..."
Excellent Mrs B worship, have you been learning at Res's feet?
That's the Boneshaker we know & love! rotflmao
passionkiss
rotflmao
I think you've possibly got a little bit too much time on your hands but its bloody hilarious!!!
Made me laff thanks
Touche
duel
That was reet good lol biggrin :lol:
Spot on Mrs B!
It should be the official unofficial SH anthem that. Ace. wink
lmao @ you lot.....glad to have given you all a giggle....shall be cutting it to disc for chart release next week!!!
If you need a bongo player Bonedigger or some didgeredoo give me a shout.
What about and ode to the mods...I found this for Nola
I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Nola
N-o-l-a nola no-no-no-no nola
biggrin
Reacher
Quote by Reacher359
What about and ode to the mods...I found this for Nola
I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Nola
N-o-l-a nola no-no-no-no nola
biggrin
Reacher

:thumbup: Bloomin' ace song that - although am bound to look a fool at some point now singing the wrong words! wink