oh strewth, we`ve been reduced to this....!!!!!

15 Sep 2005

we`ve advertised , but not posted, and we`ve had some intriguing replies.....hello to those of you we`ve had some initial talks with biggrin

they will know we have logistical problems getting "out there", so just to keep us "informed" with virtual and theoretical experience we ordered the "XXXXXXXXXX" dvds.
Now we`ve no idea what the consensus of opinion is about these but we enjoyed them like this....................
and we know its verging on desparate, and its a poor substitute, but hey, you get it where you can.........
essentially, very dark room, 1 pc with 5.1 surround sound, she sitting on me, volume up to realistic level.
holy dog batman, its as if you`re there!! With old Mr. Steele saying "suck his C***" every two seconds in a surround sound stylie, it sounds as if you`re really there, and you feel your heart beating a little faster!
Its an experience to try before you mock, bit like a visit from Mr. Hand to Mr. Maggot when the Mrs isn`t available............
Now we`re off to skip with the fairies and pixies in fluffy lala land where all our dreams come true...........................and harsh realities of being working parents do`nt seek to hobble our every move!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doh: :doh:

:banghead:
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15 Sep 2005

erm...you lost me on most points there
but enjoy the pixies and fairies....heehee

15 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
erm...you lost me on most points there

that'll be the lemsip kicking in...now just lie down and think of fairies and pixies.....

15 Sep 2005

Can someone tell me what the hell this post is about!!!
Talk about Whooosh! ..... this went straight over my head like a speeding bullet!!

15 Sep 2005

:shock: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry, i know i'm not the brightest spark.................................. confused

15 Sep 2005

Quote by rimscar1
bit like a visit from Mr. Hand to Mr. Maggot when the Mrs isn`t available............

im most puzzled by this bit to be honest. Is this some desrciption of a wank?
:shock:

15 Sep 2005

I think they've just caught up with what the Lumiere brothers discovered sometime around 1895. lol

15 Sep 2005

Well for a 1st thread you have to say it was different.
poke

15 Sep 2005

Quote by Tanis105
Well for a 1st thread you have to say it was different.

yeah...i thinking it was probably a blatant advert judging by some of the bits that seem to be removed...such as the DVD title and the ad at the bottom.
Im not sure their selling techique is up to scratch mmind.... confused

15 Sep 2005

Fluffer, not trying to hijack thread but how can I copy and paste pics into a reply??
redface

ops: :oops:
pm if required

15 Sep 2005

15 Sep 2005

Quote by rimscar1
we`ve advertised , but not posted, and we`ve had some intriguing replies.....hello to those of you we`ve had some initial talks with
they will know we have logistical problems getting "out there", so just to keep us "informed" with virtual and theoretical experience we ordered the "XXXXXXXXXX" dvds.
Now we`ve no idea what the consensus of opinion is about these but we enjoyed them like this....................
and we know its verging on desparate, and its a poor substitute, but hey, you get it where you can.........
essentially, very dark room, 1 pc with 5.1 surround sound, she sitting on me, volume up to realistic level.
holy dog batman, its as if you`re there!! With old Mr. Steele saying "suck his C***" every two seconds in a surround sound stylie, it sounds as if you`re really there, and you feel your heart beating a little faster!
Its an experience to try before you mock, bit like a visit from Mr. Hand to Mr. Maggot when the Mrs isn`t available............
Now we`re off to skip with the fairies and pixies in fluffy lala land where all our dreams come true...........................and harsh realities of being working parents do`nt seek to hobble our every move!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doh: :doh: :banghead:
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how i have a small child i can can as a rule speak fluent rubbish but all i cn say to that is
:shock: :shock: :shock: wtf??

15 Sep 2005

wtf :fuckinghell: didn't get a word of it except..........maybe you'd be better off watching your porno's on a regular tv........bigger pics

15 Sep 2005

More worringly they seem to live in Milton Keynes..............

Sarah moving north,

15 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
More worringly they seem to live in Milton Keynes..............

Sarah moving north,

Yeah, a little too close to home for us Sarah :confused:

15 Sep 2005

Your supposed to drink the Lem Sip, not snort it.... :shock:

15 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
More worringly they seem to live in Milton Keynes..............

Sarah moving north,

That what Milton Keynes does for you? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick Sarah. Delay may cost you your sanity! :crazy: :crazy:
lol

:lol:

15 Sep 2005

:D :D :D :D
hahahahhahahaha it made sense when we were typing it, but it seems something was lost in translation!!!!!!!!!!!
Suffice it to say that post would have made more sense if the dvd title had not been deleted out.
Unfortunatley we didn`t realise it would do that, and rest assured it was in no way a commercial advertl we were just caught out with the way this forum does things!!!
To precis what we were talking about:
1)we couldn`t go out
2)we put on some porn
3)it was a title referring to some "fanny hunting" in the woods
4)the sound came out in 5.1 surround sound
5)it sounded as if we were actually there.
6)we suggested you give it a go if you`re stuck at home
7)we really need to get out more; they get more day release in prison
8)the original post has proved we are going stircrazy.
now we`ve both reread this and it seems to make sense, now back to snorting coke through our elbows.................
:shock: :D drinkies

15 Sep 2005

aaaahhhhhh ok now I get it........... but what was the turn on 5.1 surround sound or the DVD? wink

15 Sep 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
aaaahhhhhh ok now I get it..........:

I still don't.. even after the explaination! confused

15 Sep 2005

Him'nHer wrote:
aaaahhhhhh ok now I get it..........:
I still don't.. even after the explaination!

I know what the words mean, just don't know the meaning of the sentences.
Thks fluffer for the help earlier.

15 Sep 2005

Quote by Tanis105
I know what the words mean, just don't know the meaning of the sentences.

That happens to me all the time. I usually just nod and smile until some awkward sod
asks me a bleedin question about what was said.

15 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
That happens to me all the time. I usually just nod and smile until some awkward sod asks me a bleedin question about what was said.

So what WAS said then fluffer :grin: :grin: :grin:

15 Sep 2005

thats what all those roundabouts do to you biggrin

15 Sep 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Can someone tell me what the hell this post is about!!!
Talk about Whooosh! ..... this went straight over my head like a speeding bullet!!

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Hummmm me to