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Casanova
I joined the Forum for fun and educated chat !! 
I honestly did not think that I would find myself sat at my PC and falling around laughing
I have just viewed this thread and I would like to thank the man pete and all the established contributors for providing me with this wonderful, exhilerating, and priceless experience!!
By way of a hand, I think you may find that J R Hartley published a revised version of the The Klingon Thesaurus in late 2001, but it is very hard to get hold of.
Have fun looking.
P.S. I think I am going to enjoy myself here :grin:
I honestly did not think that I would find myself sat at my PC and falling around laughing
I have just viewed this thread and I would like to thank the man pete and all the established contributors for providing me with this wonderful, exhilerating, and priceless experience!!
By way of a hand, I think you may find that J R Hartley published a revised version of the The Klingon Thesaurus in late 2001, but it is very hard to get hold of.
Have fun looking.
P.S. I think I am going to enjoy myself here :grin:
Casanova
Sarge
You are not wrong
This is all a prime example of what happens when parents do not supervise their children when they are using the internet.
It also makes you realise why Siberian tigers eat their young at birth
You are not wrong
This is all a prime example of what happens when parents do not supervise their children when they are using the internet.
It also makes you realise why Siberian tigers eat their young at birth
Quote by swingingpete
lol you a funny guy the thing is if a girl said hi bitch fuck me in a club tha would work mabie we all just need to spend a while as a girl to know how to talk to them but i think if iwere a girl that line would work id be a slut a cheap one
Does anyone remember the film "Tootsie"? Dustin Hoffman's character in this tries a "hi I really want to make love to you" line on Teri Garr, after Garr's character had told Hoffman (while Hoffman was disguised as a woman) that it's what she really wanted someone to say to her.
IIRC, Hoffman got slapped for his troubles (but it's like ten years since I've seen that movie and I'm sure someone will pull me up on the details).
Sex God
Forgive me for getting the wrong end of the stick (my Klingon isn't the best) but is swingingpete saying that he would like to be a girl? I could help :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Casanova
I am really, really sorry but this guy is a real genius :doh:
I have not laughed so much since my last wage packet !!
Do you think he is for real ??
I have not laughed so much since my last wage packet !!
Do you think he is for real ??
Quote by Dan Solo
I am really, really sorry but this guy is a real genius :doh:
I have not laughed so much since my last wage packet !!
Do you think he is for real ??
I think he is for real. Just has a bit of trouble expressing himself.
Pete - keep trying but maybe take some moments before you post. Maybe type it out and then read a few times before posting.
Casanova
Are we safe in our beds at night ?? I am beginning to wonder!!
I wonder who turns on his 'puter for him ?? :shock:
Ho hum
I wonder who turns on his 'puter for him ?? :shock:
Ho hum
Pete.
Peeps have attempted to assist you in this thread, may I reiterate as you seem not to have comprehended that which was intended.
Firstly.... get to know peeps on this site, read peep's posts, and learn to understand them, in that way you learn something about the peeps.... you learn their likes and dislikes, you will notice peeps joking one with another... they have become mates.... many may have not even met in person... this is the essence of relationship..... Pete, learn to develop relationships, because without doing so life will be very empty.
Secondley, be polite, read what peeps post and reply intelligently to those posts.
Thirdly when you type a post/reply, ALWAYs ALWAYS ALWAYS review that which you have written and see if it makes sense, is spelled correctly, and if at all possible check the gammar.... doing so will make reading your posts so much easier for others on this site..
Delicately asked.... Pete if written English is difficult for you, then please be up front and honest enough to say so, peeps will understand, and will be more tolerant, when reading your posts.
Finally Pete enjoy being here.... and remember that this is not a candy store but merely a cafe where the patrons have similar thoughts and ideals, where respect of and for each other is perhaps utmost
Regards
Gman
Peeps have attempted to assist you in this thread, may I reiterate as you seem not to have comprehended that which was intended.
Firstly.... get to know peeps on this site, read peep's posts, and learn to understand them, in that way you learn something about the peeps.... you learn their likes and dislikes, you will notice peeps joking one with another... they have become mates.... many may have not even met in person... this is the essence of relationship..... Pete, learn to develop relationships, because without doing so life will be very empty.
Secondley, be polite, read what peeps post and reply intelligently to those posts.
Thirdly when you type a post/reply, ALWAYs ALWAYS ALWAYS review that which you have written and see if it makes sense, is spelled correctly, and if at all possible check the gammar.... doing so will make reading your posts so much easier for others on this site..
Delicately asked.... Pete if written English is difficult for you, then please be up front and honest enough to say so, peeps will understand, and will be more tolerant, when reading your posts.
Finally Pete enjoy being here.... and remember that this is not a candy store but merely a cafe where the patrons have similar thoughts and ideals, where respect of and for each other is perhaps utmost
Regards
Gman
Quote by swingingpete
ar i see so with me being notto hot with ladies i should ofjust waited till ppl statred actaking some then jumped on the band wagen
Pete;
Sorry, but this is a prime example. Maybe it's me but I struggle to understand this post. Feel free to PM me and I'll try to help you out.
Paul
Casanova
Way hay
He's back!! Swinging Heaven's answer to Channel 4's Countdown keeper of dictionary corner!!
Bring it on dude, you are making my day :grin:
He's back!! Swinging Heaven's answer to Channel 4's Countdown keeper of dictionary corner!!
Bring it on dude, you are making my day :grin:
Hiya Pete,
What you are saying is clear enough. You tried the chat room, and found it was just not possible for you to cope in there.
So you hoped that by using the forums, your written English would not be a barrier that would prevent you joining in.
Welcome to the cafe. Are you joining us as a couple or a single male?
lhk
Kat
What you are saying is clear enough. You tried the chat room, and found it was just not possible for you to cope in there.
So you hoped that by using the forums, your written English would not be a barrier that would prevent you joining in.
Welcome to the cafe. Are you joining us as a couple or a single male?
lhk
Kat
Casanova
I am finding it very hard to type through the tears :giggle:
Does anybody know the record for the longest string because I think this could deffinitely send it toppling :jagsatwork:
Does anybody know the record for the longest string because I think this could deffinitely send it toppling :jagsatwork:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
hieroglyphics (haven't a clue how bad that spelling is, but anticipate a correction much sooner than my shag)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You spelt it right you jammy git! No correction required, now you can sleep happily tonight knowing you're one step closer to a shag
The word just fell out of my fingers and spread across my screen.
Thank you gorgeous for your confirmation of my prophecy!
This isn't intended as a cheapshot. But in all seriousness Pete, your spelling is atrocious. I know there is software out there to help dyslexic and/or poor hand-eye co-ordination or other forms of impaired movement to use computers and type intelligibly. I don't know a great deal about such software, but it might be worth your while doing a bit of investigation and research into it - even if you don't have a specific medical condition that impairs your typing you might well be able to find something that could help you.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
Orgasminator
I think a lot of guys see swinging as the easyest way of getting sex... the reality is its harder to "pull" on the swinging scene than in say a pub.
What a lot of guys dont realise is that there is a world of difference between swinging and no-strings sex, but a whole lot more in common with "normal" dating than a lot of people realise.
The bigest difference is that people are more open about things, and social events are special in that people can talk openly about sexual matters and physical attraction without all the bullshit that normally goes when trying to attract someone in a night club; ie "You're stunning and so witty" = "I'm horny and you'll do, but i'll chuck you in the morning" (and thats true with both sexes, especially after a few drinks) Where as with swingers they can honestly come out with "I'd like to play with you because I find you attractive" far more honest?
Swinging is very much part of who I am, I enjoy/love group sex... simple as that! When/if I have another partner, I would have to know they were potentially into swinging, or at least curious... Thats not to say that I couldnt be with someone that wouldnt swing after discussing it.
Mind you this has made me think... Does two singles that occasinaly play together count as swinging? The only thing I can think of is that it depends on if they are friends and if they know each other are playing with others; this i guess can be quite important when it comes to deciding on safe sex (or its continued use) or not.
I do occasionaly play with a couple of single friends and we often chat and tell each other that we are playing, or potentially going to play, with others. I guess if you class openness and honesty as a fundamental part of the swinging scene then yes two singles can swing.
What a lot of guys dont realise is that there is a world of difference between swinging and no-strings sex, but a whole lot more in common with "normal" dating than a lot of people realise.
The bigest difference is that people are more open about things, and social events are special in that people can talk openly about sexual matters and physical attraction without all the bullshit that normally goes when trying to attract someone in a night club; ie "You're stunning and so witty" = "I'm horny and you'll do, but i'll chuck you in the morning" (and thats true with both sexes, especially after a few drinks) Where as with swingers they can honestly come out with "I'd like to play with you because I find you attractive" far more honest?
Swinging is very much part of who I am, I enjoy/love group sex... simple as that! When/if I have another partner, I would have to know they were potentially into swinging, or at least curious... Thats not to say that I couldnt be with someone that wouldnt swing after discussing it.
Mind you this has made me think... Does two singles that occasinaly play together count as swinging? The only thing I can think of is that it depends on if they are friends and if they know each other are playing with others; this i guess can be quite important when it comes to deciding on safe sex (or its continued use) or not.
I do occasionaly play with a couple of single friends and we often chat and tell each other that we are playing, or potentially going to play, with others. I guess if you class openness and honesty as a fundamental part of the swinging scene then yes two singles can swing.
Pete
do not give up on this.... you are clearly someone who will stay the course.... you are still here...
Pete learn from what peeps say.... many of your posts suggest that you are more comfortable with txt speak.... most on here do not do txt spk, at least not on here.
learn to post in usual english.....
post individual topics
and check your posts before sending
best wishes
Gman
do not give up on this.... you are clearly someone who will stay the course.... you are still here...
Pete learn from what peeps say.... many of your posts suggest that you are more comfortable with txt speak.... most on here do not do txt spk, at least not on here.
learn to post in usual english.....
post individual topics
and check your posts before sending
best wishes
Gman
Orgasminator
I'm not sure whether swingingpete really has problems with spelling or is just taking the micky. However, assuming he has some difficulty in writing down his thoughts, may I suggest the following:-
1. Don't try and mix written English with text speak.
:roll:
2. Write out what you want to say in a 'Word' document, when you have finished it, run a spelling and grammar check. Hopefully this will sort out all your errors. Once you are happy with the result simply 'cut and paste' from 'Word' into the the 'post a reply' box in the Swinging Heaven Cafe.
Simple. 8)
But remember, he who makes no mistakes, never makes anything. In other words we all make a 'cock up' from time to time. :jagsatwork:
Harry0
_____________________
I can't remember the last time I had my cock up. :lol:
1. Don't try and mix written English with text speak.
:roll: 2. Write out what you want to say in a 'Word' document, when you have finished it, run a spelling and grammar check. Hopefully this will sort out all your errors. Once you are happy with the result simply 'cut and paste' from 'Word' into the the 'post a reply' box in the Swinging Heaven Cafe.
Simple. 8)
But remember, he who makes no mistakes, never makes anything. In other words we all make a 'cock up' from time to time. :jagsatwork:
Harry0
_____________________
I can't remember the last time I had my cock up.
:lol: Quote by harry0
2. Write out what you want to say in a 'Word' document, when you have finished it, run a spelling and grammar check. Hopefully this will sort out all your errors. Once you are happy with the result simply 'cut and paste' from 'Word' into the the 'post a reply' box in the Swinging Heaven Cafe
Bugger it, I thought I was the only one that did that on big postings
Dawn :silly:
Mod
Swinging Pete
Several members of this site have offered to help you. Several have mentioned software that will help your written english. You have not responded to one of them, never thanked them for their offers of assistance or come clean about yourself as to what your problem is.
As such I am now locking this thread.
Mal
Several members of this site have offered to help you. Several have mentioned software that will help your written english. You have not responded to one of them, never thanked them for their offers of assistance or come clean about yourself as to what your problem is.
As such I am now locking this thread.
Mal
