i hated
gods and generals 3.5 hours of pure boardem
stepford wives
day after tomorrow (great special effects but crap story)
one hour photo
Godfather 3 - a sequel toooooooooooo far
Shattered Glass and Collateral (two new releases, a load of bollox)
Lord of the Rings- return of the King.....
Gave up the will to live about 2 hrs in..... then when it ended...and there was still an hour and a half of total pointless bollox to go..
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !
Frodo is such a twat... just stands there looking like he's pushing a big pooh out for 10 minutes of closeup ...every 15 fookin minutes....
Sam....FFS...smack the prick in the mouth, take the ring...run up the mountain and lob it in the bloody lava....job done.....all go down the pub for an all nighter
Titanic - bore absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the events of 14/15th April 1912.
far inferior to "A night to Remember"
and an horrific soundtrack to boot
just imho of course
Shaun of the dead off Sky box office
Or going back a few years Seven with Brad Pitt
F
anything with ben afleck in it.... with the exception of dogma...
boob tubes.... no...don't even get me started....
pedal pushers.... even worse.....
anything in burburry.... nuff said......
reality tv...big brother, i'm a celebrity, hell's kitchen.. all pish!!!
sean xxxxx
anything with Pierce Brosnan in it...makes Roger Moore look like Olivier!
Ps..mind you..he is pretty!
Hmmm I am strugerling to find the crapist film of all time,
i disagree with many of you i do like a lot of the films stated.
My brother did think 7 years in tibet was a load of tosh.
Mike
There are toomany to list , but good clues are
anything with a Baldwin
anything with Woody Allen
anything with Bob Hope ( who originally told the guy he was funny ??)
or absolutely every made for TV movie between 1971 and 1980
Charlton Heston and the Spice Girls movie come to mind .....................................
dusk till dawn 2
load of crap
Tony :taz:
Come one shaggers, there's a whole level underneath that you're forgetting about..
G.I. Jane?
Any Given Sunday?
Batman and Robin?
and the worst of recent times... The Avengers?
Anything worse than those cheese wipes?
Freddie got fingered....the sickest film ever
Chicago......for the most annoying song in a film ever
Top Gun.......the most cheesyist film ever
Majority of James Bond films....with the exception of Shaun Connery
Thunderbirds.......what the fook was that all about
Deep blue sea for me was crap
I can't believe you watched gods and generals unless your into the american civil war,
i thought it was ok not as good as gettysburg but there you go.
Batman and Robin
28 Days
Actually any alleged crap that comes out at the cinema I'll avoid unless I hear good comments about it from people I trust, so I probably haven't seen any of the reallly bad ones. Or I've started watching an unknown and not got further than 5minutes into it, which means I won't remember having tried to watch it. Glad I waited till "28 days" came out on non-pay-per-view Sky, and Batman & Robin was at a cheap and crap cinema.
Hulk - could have been a lot better (but still not "good") if they'd realised that repeated cartoon-style cuts (picture-in-picture, split-screen, wipes etc.) just don't work in films. Almost unwatchable for that reason. Unbelievable plot. One redeeming feature - Jennifer Connelly is gorgeous.
Kangaroo Jack - mediocre, but watchable
Undercover Brother - so bad/cheesy (intentionally, I think) it's funny, oh and Denise Richards...mmmm...
Streetfighter - good one to embarass Kylie with
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - we know the only reason to watch this, and it begins with A and J.
Short Cuts - long and boring
Hollow Man - please spend some money on something other than FX!
Police Academy - most of them (well, ok earlier ones were less bad)...
Spice World - the Spice Girls on film, in case you'd forgotten
Now go watch something like Leon, Bourne Identity, Incredibles, Gladiator to get the others out your head. Or for experimenters, Martha Meets Frank Daniel and Lawrence, Blow Out, Taxi (original french version, NOT the crap US remake - for car nuts particularly - but has to be THE best ending. Watch subtitled not dubbed version), Pay it Forward, Kiki's Delivery Service
Far more believable. Ok, I'm willing to accept (for the film) that a bloke could turn into a big green throbbing monster.. Heck, part of me transforms into a big pink throbbing monster under certain circumstances :twisted: (sorry... extreme tongue in cheek required). It's the rest of the story that's unbelievable. Can't remember exactly which bits (of the film, silly).