i hated
gods and generals 3.5 hours of pure boardem
stepford wives
day after tomorrow (great special effects but crap story)
one hour photo
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Sex God
Any of the spoof things involving Leslie Nielsen or piss takes of Top Gun etc. 
Master of Sex
absouloute beginners with david bowie 
Lord of the Rings- return of the King.....
Gave up the will to live about 2 hrs in..... then when it ended...and there was still an hour and a half of total pointless bollox to go..
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !
Frodo is such a twat... just stands there looking like he's pushing a big pooh out for 10 minutes of closeup ...every 15 fookin minutes....
Sam....FFS...smack the prick in the mouth, take the ring...run up the mountain and lob it in the bloody lava....job done.....all go down the pub for an all nighter
Gave up the will to live about 2 hrs in..... then when it ended...and there was still an hour and a half of total pointless bollox to go..
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !
Frodo is such a twat... just stands there looking like he's pushing a big pooh out for 10 minutes of closeup ...every 15 fookin minutes....
Sam....FFS...smack the prick in the mouth, take the ring...run up the mountain and lob it in the bloody lava....job done.....all go down the pub for an all nighter
Sexpert
Titanic - bore absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the events of 14/15th April 1912.
far inferior to "A night to Remember"
and an horrific soundtrack to boot
just imho of course
far inferior to "A night to Remember"
and an horrific soundtrack to boot
just imho of course
Sex God
anything with ben afleck in it.... with the exception of dogma...
boob tubes.... no...don't even get me started....
pedal pushers.... even worse.....
anything in burburry.... nuff said......
reality tv...big brother, i'm a celebrity, hell's kitchen.. all pish!!!
sean xxxxx
boob tubes.... no...don't even get me started....
pedal pushers.... even worse.....
anything in burburry.... nuff said......
reality tv...big brother, i'm a celebrity, hell's kitchen.. all pish!!!
sean xxxxx
Orgasminator
I hate anything with lesley neilson in it...espcially spoofs, 28 days was diabolical, and i don,t like reality tv especially big brother,and all the pop idol type things 
don,t mind i,m a celebrity though my biggest pet hate is musicals :x :x
don,t mind i,m a celebrity though my biggest pet hate is musicals :x :x 
Sex God
Hmmm I am strugerling to find the crapist film of all time,
i disagree with many of you i do like a lot of the films stated.
My brother did think 7 years in tibet was a load of tosh.
Mike
i disagree with many of you i do like a lot of the films stated.
My brother did think 7 years in tibet was a load of tosh.
Mike
Sex God
There are toomany to list , but good clues are
anything with a Baldwin
anything with Woody Allen
anything with Bob Hope ( who originally told the guy he was funny ??)
or absolutely every made for TV movie between 1971 and 1980
anything with a Baldwin
anything with Woody Allen
anything with Bob Hope ( who originally told the guy he was funny ??)
or absolutely every made for TV movie between 1971 and 1980
Sex God
Quote by HornyRepairman
Come one shaggers, there's a whole level underneath that you're forgetting about..
G.I. Jane?
Any Given Sunday?
Batman and Robin?
and the worst of recent times... The Avengers?
Anything worse than those cheese wipes?
Well awful movie but worth it for a sweaty Demi in that vest !
Just watched some of Any Given on the TV ( how topical) and I guess it was better if you had any clue what the appeal of Gridiron Football is ( pass)
Batman and Robin havent seen it
The Avengerscant be any worse than the prospect of alive action version of the Magic Roundabout !
Sex God
"The Postman" its shite , just shite
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Quote by dundeecpl
"The Postman" its shite , just shite
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Del
I liked that.
Difficult to say what I think is the "worst" film ever. Some films are so bad you have to suspect they weren't actually intended to be any good.
For me, the most overrated film has been Trainspotting. If I've ever been more bored, I really can't remember when.
Sex God
open water not a bad story but comon we want big fecking sharks chewing every body up 
Master of Sex
Deep blue sea for me was crap
I can't believe you watched gods and generals unless your into the american civil war,
i thought it was ok not as good as gettysburg but there you go.
I can't believe you watched gods and generals unless your into the american civil war,
i thought it was ok not as good as gettysburg but there you go.
Sexpert
Batman and Robin
28 Days
Actually any alleged crap that comes out at the cinema I'll avoid unless I hear good comments about it from people I trust, so I probably haven't seen any of the reallly bad ones. Or I've started watching an unknown and not got further than 5minutes into it, which means I won't remember having tried to watch it. Glad I waited till "28 days" came out on non-pay-per-view Sky, and Batman & Robin was at a cheap and crap cinema.
Hulk - could have been a lot better (but still not "good") if they'd realised that repeated cartoon-style cuts (picture-in-picture, split-screen, wipes etc.) just don't work in films. Almost unwatchable for that reason. Unbelievable plot. One redeeming feature - Jennifer Connelly is gorgeous.
Kangaroo Jack - mediocre, but watchable
Undercover Brother - so bad/cheesy (intentionally, I think) it's funny, oh and Denise Richards...mmmm...
Streetfighter - good one to embarass Kylie with
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - we know the only reason to watch this, and it begins with A and J.
Short Cuts - long and boring
Hollow Man - please spend some money on something other than FX!
Police Academy - most of them (well, ok earlier ones were less bad)...
Spice World - the Spice Girls on film, in case you'd forgotten
Now go watch something like Leon, Bourne Identity, Incredibles, Gladiator to get the others out your head. Or for experimenters, Martha Meets Frank Daniel and Lawrence, Blow Out, Taxi (original french version, NOT the crap US remake - for car nuts particularly - but has to be THE best ending. Watch subtitled not dubbed version), Pay it Forward, Kiki's Delivery Service
28 Days
Actually any alleged crap that comes out at the cinema I'll avoid unless I hear good comments about it from people I trust, so I probably haven't seen any of the reallly bad ones. Or I've started watching an unknown and not got further than 5minutes into it, which means I won't remember having tried to watch it. Glad I waited till "28 days" came out on non-pay-per-view Sky, and Batman & Robin was at a cheap and crap cinema.
Hulk - could have been a lot better (but still not "good") if they'd realised that repeated cartoon-style cuts (picture-in-picture, split-screen, wipes etc.) just don't work in films. Almost unwatchable for that reason. Unbelievable plot. One redeeming feature - Jennifer Connelly is gorgeous.
Kangaroo Jack - mediocre, but watchable
Undercover Brother - so bad/cheesy (intentionally, I think) it's funny, oh and Denise Richards...mmmm...
Streetfighter - good one to embarass Kylie with
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - we know the only reason to watch this, and it begins with A and J.
Short Cuts - long and boring
Hollow Man - please spend some money on something other than FX!
Police Academy - most of them (well, ok earlier ones were less bad)...
Spice World - the Spice Girls on film, in case you'd forgotten
Now go watch something like Leon, Bourne Identity, Incredibles, Gladiator to get the others out your head. Or for experimenters, Martha Meets Frank Daniel and Lawrence, Blow Out, Taxi (original french version, NOT the crap US remake - for car nuts particularly - but has to be THE best ending. Watch subtitled not dubbed version), Pay it Forward, Kiki's Delivery Service
The Hulk. Seemingly ordinary guy, gets angry, swells up, turns green, throws large vehicals about....
You may have a point about that whole unbelievable thing mate
How about
Bloke, gets angry, goes red in the face, swears a bit, sometimes throws car keys down in a strop?
Better? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
You may have a point about that whole unbelievable thing mate
How about
Bloke, gets angry, goes red in the face, swears a bit, sometimes throws car keys down in a strop?
Better? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Sexpert
Far more believable. Ok, I'm willing to accept (for the film) that a bloke could turn into a big green throbbing monster.. Heck, part of me transforms into a big pink throbbing monster under certain circumstances :twisted: (sorry... extreme tongue in cheek required). It's the rest of the story that's unbelievable. Can't remember exactly which bits (of the film, silly).
Fair enough, I didn`t really care that much, but it was too good an opportunity to let slip by! :giggle:
That said, I enjoyed the film in a `family fun` sense, the bit where he gets the mutated dog in the nuts is well worth the effort!
Did anyone spot the cameo appearance of the original Hulk at the beginning?
Venusxxx
That said, I enjoyed the film in a `family fun` sense, the bit where he gets the mutated dog in the nuts is well worth the effort!
Did anyone spot the cameo appearance of the original Hulk at the beginning?
Venusxxx
