I went to have a peek at the SH Magazine link-thing over there
and found myself rather shocked to discover this:
"Slam the Lamb - mini Blow-up Sheep
This is not so much a serious sex toy as a fun gift with sexual possibilities. It's the kind of item presented to a good friend on the occasion of a milestone birthday - or, indeed, the sort of offering it's fun to send to a good mate, wrapped in brown paper with a sticker bearing the legend, 'Warning, inflatable sex toy, in plain wrapper as requested'. 'Shauna', as I'll call her, does have a functioning orifice - but she is, I must emphasise, a very small sheep. Lots of lube needed. But making no bones about it, it is, as it says on the box, a novelty item."
so... am I a prude... do I find the 'novelty item' stresses to be not quite enough when thinking that there are 'toys' for beastiality out there?
not only 'out there' but 'in here'!
tell me Im wrong to think it's all a tad distastefull.
lp
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okay... I guess I was bored, but...
Dreadful. They should give it the chop, immediately. However, I doubt it will happen if they're making a mint from it. I guess the "novelty" item tag is a disclaimer, so that if anyone should say anything they wouldn't have a leg to stand on. Someone should step up to the mark though & shoulder some responsibility.
Is it priced in the "novelty" or "sex toy" price bracket? Is the buyer being fleeced?
Is it priced in the "novelty" or "sex toy" price bracket? Is the buyer being fleeced?
Quote by Witchyyou're not taking this seriously are you?
Dreadful. They should give it the chop, immediately. However, I doubt it will happen if they're making a mint from it. I guess the "novelty" item tag is a disclaimer, so that if anyone should say anything they wouldn't have a leg to stand on. Someone should step up to the mark though & shoulder some responsibility.
Is it priced in the "novelty" or "sex toy" price bracket? Is the buyer being fleeced?
Quote by Ms_Whips
you already know my thoughts on sheep, sex toy or otherwise :rude:
but while i find it rather strange i suppose there is a market
Meerkats too?
outrage
lp
Sex God
Baa-my
Rz
Rz
Sex God
Do they do a duck? :twisted:
Sex God
Juice the goose
F*ck a duck
Nobbin a Robin
Pork a Stork
And that's just birds...
erm...
Ram a Clam!
Nail a Snail!
69 a porcupine!
umm
Bone a Phone... Ok, I admit that wouldn't sell too well...
But there's a whole untapped market here (not meerkat)
F*ck a duck
Nobbin a Robin
Pork a Stork
And that's just birds...
erm...
Ram a Clam!
Nail a Snail!
69 a porcupine!
umm
Bone a Phone... Ok, I admit that wouldn't sell too well...
But there's a whole untapped market here (not meerkat)
Sex God
discusting the idea should b given the chop 
ok ok poor attempt but an attempt all the same:thrilled:
ok ok poor attempt but an attempt all the same:thrilled:
Sex God
This is outrageous, there can surely be no substitute for the real thing
I am sorry i am feeling a little sheepish but I have been a Baa Baad boy and I mutton do it again, and its no good trying to pull the wool over my eyes... sorry I will stop there
:laughabove:
I am sorry i am feeling a little sheepish but I have been a Baa Baad boy and I mutton do it again, and its no good trying to pull the wool over my eyes... sorry I will stop there
:laughabove:
Sexpert
Quote by Cubes
Oi you lot! You mutton be horrible to other people!
Shouldn't that be "Ewe mutton be horrible"?
Don't Lamb-bast me for pointing out the error
