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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Jags, if I have to go to your office there'll be big trouble in SH Towers!!!!
Anyway, your office smells of air freshener and haggis, not to mention footballing sour grapes!!! :shock::lol: :lol: :lol:
Footballing sour grapes??? Don't understand that one??? Maybe you should PM me the translation!!
Quote by steveg_nw
You two have offices????? :shock: :shock:
Mark!!....where's my office?? (and sexy secretary?) :twisted:
Steve
Course I've got an office - no windows though, but I have requisitioned a sledge hammer to knock a fews heads together - no, I mean knock a few bricks down.
:lol: :lol: Ah!!! then maybe you should read this:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13406.html
:lol: :lol:
Gie's a drink for goodness sake - the first one in has to serve the others for the rest of the afternoon.
Hope you've changed the water in the jacuzzi -you KNOW you men like to pee in it. Don't need air freshners - just need air, open the window and let the lovely sunshine in.
Now.. I want some new music, been trawling around Amazon but I need some recommendations please. No jazz, no heavy metal, no grunge - negativity here!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13406.html
:lol: :lol: Gie's a drink for goodness sake - the first one in has to serve the others for the rest of the afternoon.
Hope you've changed the water in the jacuzzi -you KNOW you men like to pee in it. Don't need air freshners - just need air, open the window and let the lovely sunshine in.
Now.. I want some new music, been trawling around Amazon but I need some recommendations please. No jazz, no heavy metal, no grunge - negativity here!
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
You two have offices????? :shock: :shock:
Mark!!....where's my office?? (and sexy secretary?) :twisted:
Steve
In both cases it's a typo. It should be orifice
:lol: :lol: Afternoon all. Sorry I'm late, bloody work getting in the way of a good time AGAIN
Honestly, if I didn't need the money I'd jack it in :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Clare and sSteve step in,Steve tales a seat in a comfy chair while Clare goes to get him a drink,then stands behind him massaging his neck after a long hard week at work.
Then Clare gets out Steves trunks for him,takes him to go and get changed(takes longer than it should :twisted: )then takes him to the jacuzzi to melt the stresses of the week away!!
Clare then returns to her spot by the comfy chair,willing and able to serve all the hard done by men,while Steve enjoys the view of the scantily clad ladies in the jacuzzi(funnily enough making enough bubbles for everyone)
AAaaaaaahhhhhhhh what a place to be for the weekend!
:D :D
Then Clare gets out Steves trunks for him,takes him to go and get changed(takes longer than it should :twisted: )then takes him to the jacuzzi to melt the stresses of the week away!!
Clare then returns to her spot by the comfy chair,willing and able to serve all the hard done by men,while Steve enjoys the view of the scantily clad ladies in the jacuzzi(funnily enough making enough bubbles for everyone)
AAaaaaaahhhhhhhh what a place to be for the weekend!
:D :D 
Sex God
Hello all !!!!!
Who's serving?
Who's serving?
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Clare and sSteve step in,Steve tales a seat in a comfy chair while Clare goes to get him a drink,then stands behind him massaging his neck after a long hard week at work.
Then Clare gets out Steves trunks for him,takes him to go and get changed(takes longer than it should :twisted: )then takes him to the jacuzzi to melt the stresses of the week away!!
Clare then returns to her spot by the comfy chair,willing and able to serve all the hard done by men,while Steve enjoys the view of the scantily clad ladies in the jacuzzi(funnily enough making enough bubbles for everyone)
AAaaaaaahhhhhhhh what a place to be for the weekend!
*easy slaps Steve as he's fallen asleep at the ironing borad again*
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh, missed you there easy. Fancy a beer?? Now then, tell me about this tunnel that leads o the BFZ :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ooooo go on then sarge. I'll have a Sneck Lifter please.
While you're there just have a look round the back of the fridge. You'll see a pile of tea towels, it's just under there.
8-) Sex God
And Mine !! :lol: :lol:
Hi Jags and MISSCHIEF the weekend is here again..yipppppeee !!!!!
:lol: :lol: Hi Jags and MISSCHIEF the weekend is here again..yipppppeee !!!!!
Quote by MrsFC
And Mine !!
Hi Jags and MISSCHIEF the weekend is here again..yipppppeee !!!!!
Don't you just love the weekends? At least this one I can rest.... :lol: :lol:
PS I found a gold pair of underpants in the waste bin... do you know who they belong to??? Aren't his balls cold???
Sex God
*easy and Sarge dissapear down the tunnel to the BFZ with the fridge to escape the life of servitude*
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
Quote by MrFC
Put your glasses on woman ..................it was my top!!
I still have my shorts. What are you doing rummaging in the bins anyway??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
It was YOURS??? :shock:
It was your TOP??? :shock: :shock:
You took off your top and left on your bottoms?????? (shome mistake here shurely??)
:x :x :x I was emptying the bins like a good guest should...
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