We often use old phrases or saying but don't you think it is time that some of them were updated?
My present fav is:- Too many cooks on daytime on TV
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Old/New phrases or Sayings
A bird in the hand is worth two in the hand sculptured topary?
A place for everything and everything in its Ikea wall unit ?
Beauty is in the eye of the Estee Lauder counter ?
Behind every great man is a politically correct other person of the opposite gender ?
Better to have loved and lost than get the divorce papers in the post ?
Between the devil and the area of water used as an ecological dumping ground ?
Call a spade an impliment of toil within the garden ?
Eaten out of modern city living apartment and sprawling country residence ?
Game of two equal periods of play ?
A place for everything and everything in its Ikea wall unit ?
Beauty is in the eye of the Estee Lauder counter ?
Behind every great man is a politically correct other person of the opposite gender ?
Better to have loved and lost than get the divorce papers in the post ?
Between the devil and the area of water used as an ecological dumping ground ?
Call a spade an impliment of toil within the garden ?
Eaten out of modern city living apartment and sprawling country residence ?
Game of two equal periods of play ?
Warming the Bed
Quote by mezagog
"people in glass houses should ensure it is C rated before throwing stones"
best I can come up with for now
Best you can come up with? I nearly snuffed it.
:rotflmao: 
Sex God
People with numb mouths shouldn't spit in front of their mothers.
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Sex God
With apologies to the mummies!
A stitch in time keeps a smile on his face.
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A stitch in time keeps a smile on his face.
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Sex God
there's nowt as "bi" as folk :giggle:
