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I was having a laugh in the chat room last night, and the conversation switched to, what side a man dresses to. I would like to put a theory to the test, please tell us what hand you use to write with, then what side you dress too.
You will be helping to put a theory to a test so look at it as research for the ladies on beach bar 3 wink lol
I did suggest going to a supermarket study the groin area then ask the guy for his autograph, but then thought posting here might be easier :wink:
Right handed and to the left
ditto
Right handed and to the left, except when I have a long car journey in tight trousers at which point I can guarantee that my knackers will have a disagreement and choose opposing sides dunno
I'm right handed and as i usually get dressed in the morning, when i'm barely concious, i just pull my trousers up and things are where they are biggrin
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm right handed and as i usually get dressed in the morning, when i'm barely concious, i just pull my trousers up and things are where they are biggrin

Yep... I've no idea of their inclination to be honest, I tend not to notice that. I tend to notice more when they are not where they need to be and try to migrate through my boxies, causing chafing and the need for a frantic but subtle adjustment without it looking like you are having a wank, or have crabs.
Quote by Resonance
I tend to notice more when they are not where they need to be and try to migrate through my boxies...

glad i'm not the only one who gets nuclear boxers :haha:
Right handed and to the left, when I am lying down it flops that way as well so I would guess that's a good indicator.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I tend to notice more when they are not where they need to be and try to migrate through my boxies...

glad i'm not the only one who gets nuclear boxers :haha:
Many is the time I've had a Cher-knob-yl disaster causing great chafing and the danger of an unseemly fallout...
Groan at will(y)
Right handed and to the left.
right handed
to the right
lp
Has anyone else got 'The Timewarp' running through their heads now? Or is it just me? rolleyes
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Right handed and to the left, when I am lying down it flops that way as well so I would guess that's a good indicator.

Me too.
Timewarp ROFL
Just to break the trend right handed and it usually ends up on the right but as in so many other ways, I like a little variety from time to time.
Sometimes if life gets interesting I dress to the waistband.
Mr Stuff is right handed and dresses to the right. Although he rarely wears underwear, so occasionally everything moves around and changes position :shock:
I'm right handed & don't give a flying cow pat which way it hangs...
But I do try to stay away from them Railway traction line pylons as much as possible! :crazy:
Maybe guys like to know where it sits as to not to grab it when needing the gents and pulling at it and tying it in a knot. :giggle:
I don't know just a theory I have, us girls don't have these problems you see, ours are very tidy and in place. wink
Quote by ToshUK
Timewarp ROFL
Just to break the trend right handed and it usually ends up on the right but as in so many other ways, I like a little variety from time to time.
Sometimes if life gets interesting I dress to the waistband.

OOO that could mean you are ambidextrous wink
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Timewarp ROFL
Just to break the trend right handed and it usually ends up on the right but as in so many other ways, I like a little variety from time to time.
Sometimes if life gets interesting I dress to the waistband.

OOO that could mean you are ambidextrous wink
Ambicocktrous?
Quote by Theladyisaminx
us girls don't have these problems you see, ours are very tidy and in place. wink

You sure about that? Ever heard of the term "badly packed kebab". Surely there's no smoke without fire
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
It's a recognised phenomenon when being fitted for a suit tailors now tend to ask wether you're left or right handed rather than which side you dress....I'm left handed
Quote by flower411
Timewarp ROFL
Just to break the trend right handed and it usually ends up on the right but as in so many other ways, I like a little variety from time to time.
Sometimes if life gets interesting I dress to the waistband.

OOO that could mean you are ambidextrous wink
Ambococktrous?
Did you spellcheck that ??? lol
Damn and blast. I thought I'd spotted that and fixed it quick enough. I can spell - I just can't flamin' type. LOL
Quote by flower411
It's a recognised phenomenon when being fitted for a suit tailors now tend to ask wether you're left or right handed rather than which side you dress....I'm left handed but have lie and say I'm right handed

What?? Ya mean they don`t "cup" any more ?? lol
Only if you ask nicely and leave a tip
Quote by Ian
us girls don't have these problems you see, ours are very tidy and in place. wink

You sure about that? Ever heard of the term "badly packed kebab". Surely there's no smoke without fire
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Errrmmm no, the mind boggles lol
I guess the lady equivalent is which side of the gusset do you pull to have a quick leak. I bet that is tied in more closely to hand dominance.
Quote by foxylady2209
Timewarp ROFL
Just to break the trend right handed and it usually ends up on the right but as in so many other ways, I like a little variety from time to time.
Sometimes if life gets interesting I dress to the waistband.

OOO that could mean you are ambidextrous wink
Ambicocktrous?
Thats hard to get your tongue around smile
I wrap mine around my left leg, but if I have had a drink the night before I get a tad confused, and at lunchtime find it in me socks. lol
Quote by Theladyisaminx
us girls don't have these problems you see, ours are very tidy and in place. wink

You sure about that? Ever heard of the term "badly packed kebab". Surely there's no smoke without fire
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Errrmmm no, the mind boggles lol
I'm also right handed and to the left lol