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noladreams
Sex God
A game for a Sunday night...
Let's indulge in a spot of story telling. The rules are simple: you must continue to tell the story but only by adding one line.
I'll start.
It was a cold, wet and windy night when suddenly...
Unknown User
I opened my eyes and realised I was standing naked in the carwash, I then noticed...
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
A game for a Sunday night...
Let's indulge in a spot of story telling. The rules are simple: you must continue to tell the story but only by adding one line.
I'll start.
It was a cold, wet and windy night when suddenly...

...the wind dropped and a low humming sound was heard...
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Quote by Sixfootsix
I opened my eyes and realised I was standing naked in the carwash, I then noticed...

it was a man walking an elephant.
noladreams
Sex God
He stopped and asked me if I wanted a ride...
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It was at this point that I noticed that he didn't actually have an elephant, so...
noladreams
Sex God
we hailed a cab. Getting in, I looked at him and said...
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Have you trumped?
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or was it???.........
westerross
Sex God
But then he did actually squeeze a bit more out and with a cheeky grin on his face he asked...
(how did we get onto farting so soon???)
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meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Cherry has a fart fetish, she loves to eat cheap supermarket beans then lie on her back and light her farts
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Cherry has a fart fetish, she loves to eat cheap supermarket beans then lie on her back and light her farts

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Discretion!!!
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
Cherry has a fart fetish, she loves to eat cheap supermarket beans then lie on her back and light her farts

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Discretion!!!
Of course ;)
(i won't tell a sole about your subscription only website and range of 'home viewing' videos)kiss
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
Cherry has a fart fetish, she loves to eat cheap supermarket beans then lie on her back and light her farts

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Discretion!!!
Yeah, how rude are you? You could at least go somewhere private for your little fart fetish! lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Cherry has a fart fetish, she loves to eat cheap supermarket beans then lie on her back and light her farts

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Discretion!!!
Yeah, how rude are you? You could at least go somewhere private for your little fart fetish! lol
See above post :giggle:
noladreams
Sex God
(Okay, I'm on a coffee break - humour me, I've heavy-duty marking to do tonight! So, I'm starting this again.)
The wind whistled menacingly as she walked around the corner, bracing herself for what was to come.
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she was used to my foreplay line of 'Brace thee self lass'
Lost
Sex God
That old yorkshire subtlely pleased her as she felt his breath as he whispered urgently in her ear.
DaWookie
Warming the Bed
"Nay lass, there's no black pudding in't pocket - I'm just pleased to see thee!".
Lost
Sex God
Her eyes widened as she felt behind her and grasped him.....HARD!
DaWookie
Warming the Bed
At this point the whippet let out an almighty yelp and took off down the street like a thing possesed.
GnV
Sex God
taking the gatepost with it
Unknown User
She lifted her skirt and said........
GnV
Sex God
Fuck me
Unknown User
Have you been dogging with that coal miners wife again?
Unknown User
when we thought her pit had been closed years ago
lp
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and does she still have that old pit donkey called dick? 'Donkey Dick'? i reply.....
Lilmiss
Sex God
.... its a chipolata rolleyes