one liners please?

20 Apr 2006

Darkfire... just so you didn't feel the regs were letting you down... I was obliged to "wink" in your direction! :rascal: ;) lol

Sexkitten...... a one liner just for you....
fancy a fuck?
kiss

Gem. x -always willing to give! ;) :lol:

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Darkfire
i think i've just frightened a couple of 'winkers' to death
i'm not kidding, i cant cope anymore - 'really liked your profile' :shock: :x :kick: gotta tell ya folks, if that's the case then there's some feckin wierdo's out there today :shock:

rofl check out my profile people keep saying they love me too surprised

:shock:

20 Apr 2006

On the bright side you can't wink the same person twice in one day so at least the really desperate ones won't be able to send me 3 or 4 a day anymore - unless they can be bothered to go to the trouble of actually typing something themselves rolleyes

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Calista
Grrrrr :x :x
I do not want to meet, I don't have a fucking add.
If i wanting a fucking shag I'll get one of my hubby, if I want to swing then I'll go to a bleedin' club. I don't now or ever want to meet people in my area because I fear I might bump into them when I have the kids!

I feel the same ive written it on my profile. If I want to swing i goto clubs. I just came here to chat about the concept of swinging as a lifestyle & the good & bad times I get when i try to live it out.

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You up for it?
makes me giggle everytime that one :giggle:

Thought you'd never ask .....xxx

20 Apr 2006

This one makes us tickle.....
'Do you ever play alone' No name or sex lol just do you play alone
Well do we do we lol....

20 Apr 2006

isn't playing alone called masterbation??? confused

20 Apr 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
"cum and do my ironing!!!!"
RWL
xxx

IRONING?

what is this word?
:P

20 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
isn't playing alone called masterbation???

i always play alone biggrin

20 Apr 2006

calista , darkfire and all the other who are fed up with this kiss

:rose:
i understand,
calista youve said my thoughts exactly about what it feels this site is turning into.
the action i have taken at the moment is to delete all info and pics from my profile.
ok , one liner
id fuck ya send me a pic
xxxxxxxxxx fem xxxxxxxxxx

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

people are just mass-spamming the list of single fems arnt they? there's no way all these twats have read my profile and like it, surely? and ya know what, that fuckin annoys me even more I'm getting a full on sense of de ja fuckin vu here

Got it in one hunni :x

:thumbup: what they said!
my profile clearly says...i delete winks...and yet theyre still coming through.
i really could deal with the short replies similar to what people have posted in here for a laugh...i mean, i could at least say no thanks or get lost.....but the winks so far are just so inane they dont deserve a reply!
:roll:

20 Apr 2006

I've only had one since lunchtime :smile2:
(now watch me deluged rolleyes

:twisted: )
and those from everyone on here who thinks its funny, dont count! :roll: lol

:lol:

20 Apr 2006

hi babe her is 10p ring ya mun tell her you wont be home tonight lol

21 Apr 2006

Quote by ricky13
hi babe her is 10p ring ya mun tell her you wont be home tonight

Reply : Blimey! 10p? when was the last time you had a shag ? !!!!! :lol:

21 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
isn't playing alone called masterbation???

No ! nothing wrong with a bit o practice....

21 Apr 2006

do you mind if I bring the dog?

21 Apr 2006

Quote by weekleylearner
do you mind if I bring the dog?

:shock:

21 Apr 2006

Quote by fem_4_taboo
calista , darkfire and all the other who are fed up with this :rose:
i understand,
calista youve said my thoughts exactly about what it feels this site is turning into.
the action i have taken at the moment is to delete all info and pics from my profile.
ok , one liner
id fuck ya send me a pic
xxxxxxxxxx fem xxxxxxxxxx

LOLOL ... actually since I put some text in my profile I've had less and less but had a record number yesterday before that mad

Since the text I've still had a few pm's but at least the people have thought about their words biggrin

Cx

21 Apr 2006

I have just had this :shock:

Quote by xxxx
.............I'm confused and frustrated...............

Poor person.................but the pmed the wrong person lol

:lol: :lol: