one liners please?

20 Apr 2006

hello everyone, im looking for a few crap one liners in my inbox......normally i wouldnt be but you know what? the winks are mad

making me angry......
at least the crap one liners contained words that the sender had thought of in their own head...... i miss them! redface

so...fire away it will help with my hang over im sure!
bolt

20 Apr 2006

Show us your tits bolt

20 Apr 2006

id like to make ur sex purr kitten!!! bolt

20 Apr 2006

Want a shag? bolt

20 Apr 2006

One of my fav's is 'age and looks, unimportant'
that makes me feel great, that does.
H.x

20 Apr 2006

Your place or mine bolt

20 Apr 2006

that basque wud match ny carpet bolt

you are a smoth talker sheddy!!!!!

20 Apr 2006

Sheddy, you seem to be quite conversant in these, is there something you wish to share with us?
H.x

20 Apr 2006

You up for it?
makes me giggle everytime that one :giggle:

20 Apr 2006

see? i feel so much better now! lol

sheddy....anytime baby :twisted:

20 Apr 2006

Quote by natandh
Sheddy, you seem to be quite conversant in these, is there something you wish to share with us?
H.x

I'm a single male aparentley it comes natualy lol

20 Apr 2006

i think i've just frightened a couple of 'winkers' to death lol

i'm not kidding, i cant cope anymore - 'really liked your profile' :shock: :x :kick: gotta tell ya folks, if that's the case then there's some feckin wierdo's out there today :shock:

20 Apr 2006

maybe they like 90 year old gay virgins, takes all sorts ya know.
By the way, nice pic, you have lovely teeth.
H.x

20 Apr 2006

Quote by natandh
By the way, nice pic, you have lovely teeth.
H.x

20 Apr 2006

What about the classic..........'I know your profile says you're into birds but I'm sure I can change your mind'
yeah right :dry:

20 Apr 2006

in fact - i might have some fun with this today :twisted:
I'm playing the 'test how abusive you can get before you get banned game' by pm
shotgun at the ready and the teeth are already showing :twisted:
people are just mass-spamming the list of single fems arnt they? there's no way all these twats have read my profile and like it, surely? and ya know what, that fuckin annoys me even more mad

I'm getting a full on sense of de ja fuckin vu here rolleyes

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Darkfire
people are just mass-spamming the list of single fems arnt they? there's no way all these twats have read my profile and like it, surely? and ya know what, that fuckin annoys me even more I'm getting a full on sense of de ja fuckin vu here

Got it in one hunni :x

20 Apr 2006

Hi.
WOW.
Great photos.
My wifes away for two weeks holiday want to come over for the night.
I am going to stick my C*** up your A*** and then make you suck it.
I am going to make you cum like you have never cum before.
You old birds love it.

20 Apr 2006

Quote by rondatheslut
Hi.
WOW.
Great photos.
My wifes away for two weeks holiday want to come over for the night.

oooooo that sounds familiar :shock:
but wernt you asked for a pic so the missus could pick out which one she liked best and the guy 'test drive' you before she gets back from holiday to ensure you're suitable???
:twisted: lol

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Hi.
WOW.
Great photos.
My wifes away for two weeks holiday want to come over for the night.

oooooo that sounds familiar :shock:
but wernt you asked for a pic so the missus could pick out which one she liked best and the guy 'test drive' you before she gets back from holiday to ensure you're suitable???
:twisted: lol

Well I did ask my husband if I could go but he muttered something about getting F*****.
I didn't think that was very neighbourly of him as he doesn't mind sharing me at home'
the guy was obviously afraid of dark and wanted me to hold his hand until his wife came home.

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Darkfire
in fact - i might have some fun with this today :twisted:
I'm playing the 'test how abusive you can get before you get banned game' by pm
shotgun at the ready and the teeth are already showing :twisted:

Oh shit.......... bolt

, my finger slipped, honest! :twisted: :twisted:

20 Apr 2006

Do you think the Wink was thought up by a person without a brain ,
to be used by people without a brain ?

20 Apr 2006

Quote by rondatheslut
Do you think the Wink was thought up by a person without a brain ,
to be used by people without a brain ?

See I must be a very sad git cos' I'm almost tempted to buy the extras so I can customise my wink and use it. :twisted:
The only thing is I think if I try it I will be pulled limb from limb at the next munch. :shock:
Obviously in a slightly childish frame of mind today. lol

20 Apr 2006

Quote by rondatheslut
Do you think the Wink was thought up by a person without a brain ,
to be used by people without a brain ?

Both

And a direct copy from another adult contact site, that works like an adult contact site, rather than the way this site used to work.
It won't really effect me, other than me listening to and seeing the annoyance they cause "her"
It would be so bad (possibly) if the winks weren't sent as was used to be PMs, that people still look upon as PMs rather than the internal mail system that it's become.
At least if they came as winks in some sort of wink "system" they would be easier to blank/ignore/delete.
Tbh - I just see it that 4T have made it easier for those that want; to mass spam people.
Hmmmm - Spam. No, can't be right; they said we wouldn't be having spam.
Didn't they ?????????????
dunno

20 Apr 2006

Grrrrr

:x :x
I am not a single fem, I do not want to meet, I don't have a fucking add and I'm not swinging.
I had just got back into posting a bit more on here 'cause all the twats had calmed down with their twatty pms and one liners.
If i wanting a fucking shag I'll get one of my hubby, if I want to swing then I'll go to a bleedin' club. I don't now or ever want to meet people in my area because I fear I might bump into them when I have the kids!
This is a swinging site Admin .... not a fucking contacts site but you've successfully turned it into one and are making the the single females on this site prey to all the twats attracted. It's no longer about swinging and fun and I'm now sick of the cock pics, and idiots!
....adjusts shoulders .. and breathes .... sorry needed to get that off my chest
Calista x

20 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
Hmmmm - Spam. No, can't be right; they said we wouldn't be having spam.
Didn't they ?????????????

can I have chips with mine? :giggle:
sassy runs off in Monty Python mode bolt

20 Apr 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
hello everyone, im looking for a few crap one liners .............

Do you spit or swallow ?

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Tramper
hello everyone, im looking for a few crap one liners .............

Do you spit or swallow ?

back in your cage NOW ! :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

20 Apr 2006

"cum and do my ironing!!!!"
RWL
xxx

20 Apr 2006

i agree :giggle: you are scary but in a grrrrrr way not a :crazy: way kiss

Quote by Darkfire
i think i've just frightened a couple of 'winkers' to death
i'm not kidding, i cant cope anymore - 'really liked your profile' :shock: :x :kick: gotta tell ya folks, if that's the case then there's some feckin wierdo's out there today :shock: