Open Invitation............

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

To all the lurkers and shy newbies who browse this forum but either can't think of anything to post, or are too worried about being shot down in flames biggrin

Well, I'm feeling mellow today, so take that step.......................post to say Hello, post to ask me a question, post to introduce yourself, post to say anything you like.
I won't bite, I promise :D
Come on............go for it................you've got me for 4 hours this morning!

Number__1

Sexpert

21 Jan 2006

Good morning lovely Lissa,
Have you given any more thought to the chance of a nice trip to Northern Ireland - if you remember I outlinned Aa proposal to you some time ago - based aroud the NW 200 or any other weekend - you do get more fulfilling with every new picture of you I see.

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Number 1
Good morning lovely Lissa,
Have you given any more thought to the chance of a nice trip to Northern Ireland - if you remember I outlinned Aa proposal to you some time ago - based aroud the NW 200 or any other weekend - you do get more fulfilling with every new picture of you I see.

Why thank you, Hun biggrin

Don't worry, the thought is still in my mind. I just need to get April out of the way, for the reason you know wink

and then we will have more chance to see what we can do about taking you up on the offer :D

Unknown User

21 Jan 2006

Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie redface

and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears confused

Shaz x

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Hi Shaz_n_Tony biggrin

I wear ear muffs :D
I can just imagine the picture that THAT statement has put into peoples minds :D :D :D

Number__1

Sexpert

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Shy..................................don't believe it, I've viewed you wonderful photos a few times and you don't look one bit shy to me lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Unknown User

21 Jan 2006

if your in a mellow mood then come and help me clean mik69 shed its in a right state after last night!
im currently haveing a fag and a coffee to get myself motivated for the job in hand!

Unknown User

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Hi Shaz_n_Tony biggrin

I wear ear muffs :D
I can just imagine the picture that THAT statement has put into peoples minds :D :D :D
Oh thats ok then, do you also wear a pair in the nether regions? lol

Hope you know the dangers though to other road users from riding naked on a motor cycle.. i meen...
Just think of all them that see you going 140 MPH down the motorway naked and all being put of there driving because there so worried you might get a cold or something.
You must have permanent flu !
Shaz x

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Hi Shaz_n_Tony biggrin

I wear ear muffs :D
Oh thats ok then, do you also wear a pair in the nether regions also? lol

Hope you know the dangers though to other road users from riding naked on a motor cycle.. i meen...
Just think of all them that see you going 140 MPH down the motorway naked and all being put of there driving because there so worried you might get a cold or something.
You must have permanent flu !
Shaz x
I can just imagine the picture that THAT statement has put into peoples minds :D :D :D
My nether regions are muff-less wink

Permanent flu................well, I certainly suffer from a permanently wet and runny something, that's for sure :D

Unknown User

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Hi Shaz_n_Tony biggrin

I wear ear muffs :D
Oh thats ok then, do you also wear a pair in the nether regions also? lol

Hope you know the dangers though to other road users from riding naked on a motor cycle.. i meen...
Just think of all them that see you going 140 MPH down the motorway naked and all being put of there driving because there so worried you might get a cold or something.
You must have permanent flu !
Shaz x
I can just imagine the picture that THAT statement has put into peoples minds :D :D :D
My nether regions are muff-less wink

Permanent flu................well, I certainly suffer from a permanently wet and runny something, that's for sure :D
So tell me hun
When going down the motorway at 140 MPH naked
Does your flaps make the same kind of raspberry sound that an hover makes when you get a bit of paper stuck up the pipe :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shaz x

Unknown User

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Is ears an annagram?

Unknown User

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
To all the lurkers and shy newbies who browse this forum but either can't think of anything to post, or are too worried about being shot down in flames
Well, I'm feeling mellow today, so take that step.......................post to say Hello, post to ask me a question, post to introduce yourself, post to say anything you like.
I won't bite, I promise :D
Come on............go for it................you've got me for 4 hours this morning!

Lissa...what a lovely thing to do.....wish someone had been doing this when i joined. lol

Hope you get lot's of nice posts and questions. :notes:
And do you bite if asked nicely ???

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Unknown User

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
To all the lurkers and shy newbies who browse this forum but either can't think of anything to post, or are too worried about being shot down in flames
Well, I'm feeling mellow today, so take that step.......................post to say Hello, post to ask me a question, post to introduce yourself, post to say anything you like.
I won't bite, I promise :D
Come on............go for it................you've got me for 4 hours this morning!

Lissa...what a lovely thing to do.....wish someone had been doing this when i joined. lol

Hope you get lot's of nice posts and questions. :notes:
And do you bite if asked nicely ???

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Unknown User

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Reikiradical
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Is ears an annagram?
Did you meen
anagram or anna gram ?
Shaz x

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Hi Shaz_n_Tony biggrin

I wear ear muffs :D
Oh thats ok then, do you also wear a pair in the nether regions also? lol

Hope you know the dangers though to other road users from riding naked on a motor cycle.. i meen...
Just think of all them that see you going 140 MPH down the motorway naked and all being put of there driving because there so worried you might get a cold or something.
You must have permanent flu !
Shaz x
I can just imagine the picture that THAT statement has put into peoples minds :D :D :D
My nether regions are muff-less wink

Permanent flu................well, I certainly suffer from a permanently wet and runny something, that's for sure :D
So tell me hun
When going down the motorway at 140 MPH naked
Does your flaps make the same kind of raspberry sound that an hover makes when you get a bit of paper stuck up the pipe :lol: :lol: :lol:
:D :D :D
What are you trying to say :shock:
I've got very neat, tidy flaps..................no flapping :wink:
Shaz x

Darkfire

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw

im currently haveing a fag and a coffee to get myself motivated for the job in hand!

Right then - Dark too is in mellow mood (therefore promises not to bite anyone's head off this morning :scared: ) and has decided to jump on the bandwagon a la Lissa's thread (as opposed to off the wagon, per usual :twisted: ) .....have followed the prepatory advice above from the raving loon lol

and feel I am now ready to take up this challenge :shock:
So, come on all you genuine noobs and lurkers - come say Ello, come wave to us and introduce ya selves biggrin

Call it a Drop In Session ! coffee & ciggies are over there :arrow: in large supplies, so please, drop in and ask us anything wink

(although I seriously recommend NOT asking for a shag! :censored: )
Come out Come out Wherever you are!!!! :twisted:

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Reikiradical
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears
Shaz x

Is ears an annagram?
Yes, I get a windy ARSE too biggrin

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by MidlandsLady
To all the lurkers and shy newbies who browse this forum but either can't think of anything to post, or are too worried about being shot down in flames
Well, I'm feeling mellow today, so take that step.......................post to say Hello, post to ask me a question, post to introduce yourself, post to say anything you like.
I won't bite, I promise :D
Come on............go for it................you've got me for 4 hours this morning!

Lissa...what a lovely thing to do.....wish someone had been doing this when i joined. lol

Hope you get lot's of nice posts and questions. :notes:
And do you bite if asked nicely ???

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well, I just thought I'd try to be nice for once :D
It can't be easy for newbies I'm sure, and I have been guilty of flaming people once or twice redface

so I thought i'd try to redress that.
And I'll ALWAYS bite if people want me to wink

Redpantherman

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Hi Lissa thanks for this... worship

ive tried the searches but not sure if im doing them right redface

can you please explain what a numptie is!
i think i have an idea but to embarrased to ask anyone except you :rose:
also... do you need special permisions to open a room in the chatroom?
if so where do you go?
if i want you to bite me can i...... ok ok ok.. I'll stop with the questions already!

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Hi Lissa thanks for this...
ive tried the searches but not sure if im doing them right
can you please explain what a numptie is!
i think i have an idea but to embarased to ask anyone except you :rose:
also... do you need special permisions to open a room in the chatroom?
if so where do you go?
if i want you to bite me can i...... ok ok ok.. I'll stop with the questions already!

A numptie? Hmmmmmm...............numptie is a fairly affectionate word to describe someone who is a bit of an idiot in one way or another. I'm a freely admitted technical numpty.................don't have a clue about technical stuff.................can't even set the video surprised

ops:
My other half, on the other hand, is a TOTAL numpty(good job he's at work this morning and won't see this)
As for the chat room, I don't know hun. I went in there a couple of times after the takeover and ran away screaming and mouthing obscenities..................but I'm sure someone else will be able to answer that one.
And where do you want me to bite? wink

meat2pleaseu

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

I saw Open invitation and then saw it was Lissa and thought my luck was in.
Bad girl, Lissa smackbottom

you naughty little pint size tease.

Darkfire

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by redpantherman
ive tried the searches but not sure if im doing them right
Sometimes the search button is NOT your friend - but, would recommend giving it a whirl, particularly before starting threads
can you please explain what a numptie is!
a numptie is someone like me - a bit dizzy at times, especially when it comes to techie/ puter related stuff we just dont understand.....or....a numptie has a problem getting their head round things.....is a bit daft..... a bit slow on the uptake so to speak :lol: usually called Dark, Blonde or Dambuster, and uses :doh: and :giveup: alot!
i think i have an idea but to embarrased to ask anyone except you :rose:
Dont worry hun, you posted it in the thread for all to see so have obviously conquered that fear already! :lol:
also... do you need special permisions to open a room in the chatroom?
if so where do you go?
opening a room in the chatroom?? well, i tried it last night and openend one, didnt need any permission - you make up a room name, make it public access (where anyone can come in) or make up a password to restrict entry then whisper it/ pm it to those you wish to invite - as an aside, the chatroom is scary and full of numpties :lol:
if i want you to bite me can i...... ok ok ok.. I'll stop with the questions already!

no, ask away - that's what we're here for today biggrin

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I saw Open invitation and then saw it was Lissa and thought my luck was in.
Bad girl, Lissa you naughty little pint size tease.

OOOH................botty smacking!
I LIKE it biggrin

Redpantherman

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa

Well, I just thought I'd try to be nice for once

Ta!!! :rose: :inlove:
tie me up, blindfold me & i wont care where you bite x

lovejoy68

Orgasminator

21 Jan 2006

good morning redpantherman well im no expert on the chat room i just cant keep up in there by the time ive typed a reply its moved on two subjects confused

but as far as i can tell anyone can open a new room so they can have a chat without having to filter through all the get your bits out posts smile

think im right sure someone will correct me if im wrong biggrin

Redpantherman

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Darkfire

opening a room in the chatroom?? well, i tried it last night and openend one, didnt need any permission - you make up a room name, make it public access (where anyone can come in) or make up a password to restrict entry then whisper it/ pm it to those you wish to invite - as an aside, the chatroom is scary and full of numpties
if i want you to bite me can i...... ok ok ok.. I'll stop with the questions already!

no, ask away - that's what we're here for today biggrin

Sacred Sacrifices will be offerd in your favour Darkfire!
numptie me has played around with the rooms... just realised u have to jump in them to keep them open coz they 'die' after a few seconds!
I have a new girlfriend comin over next week, she gaggin to cum n play in the chat rooms
Now thanks to you I can wow n excite her with my new found prowess!
:thrilled:

Redpantherman

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by lovejoy68
good morning redpantherman well im no expert on the chat room i just cant keep up in there by the time ive typed a reply its moved on two subjects but as far as i can tell anyone can open a new room so they can have a chat without having to filter through all the get your bits out posts
think im right sure someone will correct me if im wrong

I too find it very hard to type fast with one hand on me plums....
SH dudes n dudetts... advice plurrrleeeez!

Darkfire

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by redpantherman
good morning redpantherman well im no expert on the chat room i just cant keep up in there by the time ive typed a reply its moved on two subjects but as far as i can tell anyone can open a new room so they can have a chat without having to filter through all the get your bits out posts
think im right sure someone will correct me if im wrong

I too find it very hard to type fast with one hand on me plums....
SH dudes n dudetts... advice plurrrleeeez!
ok....deep breaths Dark.... refrain from any derogatory comments about wanking and cams and the chatroom numpties......
i'll be back in 2 minutes when i'm calm lol

Lissa

Sex God

21 Jan 2006

Quote by redpantherman
good morning redpantherman well im no expert on the chat room i just cant keep up in there by the time ive typed a reply its moved on two subjects but as far as i can tell anyone can open a new room so they can have a chat without having to filter through all the get your bits out posts
think im right sure someone will correct me if im wrong

I too find it very hard to type fast with one hand on me plums....
SH dudes n dudetts... advice plurrrleeeez!
The best answer is to have someone else's hands on your plums :D
But then if you had someone else's hands on your plums you wouldn't really be wanting to be typing, would you :D

lovejoy68

Orgasminator

21 Jan 2006

no i dont type with my plums in one hand maybe a glass though confused

im just slow 5 other people posted on this thread before i managed to post my reply redface

edit...see what i mean its happened again!!!