Dear Mr. reporter.. When you read this,
Please be assured were not taking the piss.
We just like good fun, what’s the harm in that.
We all come on here just to chill and to chat.
You seem to think - were all sexually perverse
Attitudes like that just get on our nerves.
The main pull on this forum is the friends we have made.
Its just a bonus that we sometimes get laid.
We munch and we meet, basically we just have fun.
Let me assure you you.. nothing wrong is ever done.
After party sex? Well I guess that some might
But I bet even you have sex the occasional night!
Everyone has hobbies, some perhaps more mainstream.
But ours is no worse that supporting a footy team.
Perhaps you watch trains, or stamp collecting is your thing.
Well fine.. get your glue out.. but we chose to swing!
But you have to come, and make it seem wrong.
You will twist our words, it will roll off your tongue.
Whatever we say. You will still do what you do.
But admit to yourself - We’re normal.. just like you!
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
, you parasites !
aww thanks for all the nice things you lot have said lol
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