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Out of the mouths of babes

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Survey held ..... results to see........... just goes to show how wise kids are biggrin
(sorry if this has been done before - I did search coulndn't find any similar!)
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
---Allen, age 10
No person really decides who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you are stuck with.
---Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
---Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
---Freddie, age 6
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids...
---Derik, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
---Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
---Lynette, age 8
On the first date they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go on a second date.
---Martin, age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
---Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
---Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
---Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
---Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
---Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
---Kelvin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks very pretty even if she looks like a truck.
---Ricky, age 10
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
And I thought this was going to be an FHM style thread about babes aka our female friends biggrin
Such as from the latest FHM...
"We were watching the news coverage on the Asian tsunami disaster when my girlfriend piped up with a question: 'Whereabouts in the world is Tsunami'"
Or another classic from an ex-girlfriend of mine when I told her I was being sent to the Falklands I told her that I was going to be 4 hours behind the UK. Jokingly I said that I would find out the results of the horse racing 4 hours before her and I would give her a call with the results so she would have time to go down the betting shop before the race started. She then got all excited and thought that we could make loads of money this way :doh: and looked like she'd just thrown away her winning lottery ticket when I explained to her it didn't really work that way lol