Joins the back of the line for being old!!
But I have matured with age!!
Lol this thread went off on a tangent (Dr Who), then to naughtiness and back to subject...love it :-D
Us oldies may not be completely focussed on the intended task, but God isn't it great to let your mind wander and have FUN!!! ;-)
Thanks to all contributors.....
Pam xx
"Over 35.......Offically old lol"
That's me buggered then! :sad:
i am so old, I knew Max Jaffa when he was a Tangerine!
Some of you lovely forumites are regular readers of The Daily Mash and to those I apoligise, but I just couldn't resist reproducing this article here.
To the rest I hope you enjoy this little bit of mischief as much as we did - and lets all really appreciate the last sentence!
"AFTER a near perfect performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday, Madonna has been unveiled as the new brand ambassador for feminine leakage pads.
Millions of viewers around the globe watched in awe as the 72 year-old Queen of Pop defied the laws of gravity and decency as she power-danced like a crazed nursing home hooker in spandex.
Dressed in black thigh high boots and a tiny dress, the veteran of vogue thrilled her audience with frequent glimpses of her flawless, hardened gusset which she waved from side to side like a sinister and menacing totem of war.
Gynaecologist, Dr Linda Graham, said: "At her age, you'd expect Madonna to be leaking fluid like an annoying, drippy tap.
"But she magically appears to have the pudenda of a 22 year-old, with not a prolapse or wizened vulva in sight. I am sure there are millions of pensioners out there who want to know her secret."
A spokesman for Tena Lady said "Our product is undergoing a revival, thanks to an ageing population and the magical qualities of herbal tea.
"Now inspirational women like Madonna are breaking down social taboos and making it more acceptable to encounter elderly genitalia in the public domain"
Boys - look away now.
Ladies - there is no reason for Madonna or anyone to put up with leakage. Pelvic floor exercises will prevent the it for the majority of people and a minor operation will fix the rest. And don't let any doctor let you beleive it is 'just part of being old and nothing we can do about it'. That is crap.
Boys - you may now resume perving.
35, RUNNER, you should have been on carousel 5 years ago.
I think old is a mind set. OK, so bits start falling of but we can treat that. It now appears that 65 is no longer old, ask the government.
Me I am younger know than I was 4 years ago, and I plan to stay young. If it is true to say a man is as old as the lady he ****s, then I was half my age last year.
Bottom line, your only old when you give up.
Nar book yerself in for a tit lift and a G spot retread you will be fine. I am having my scrotum ironed next week to ensure I pass for 39.
When ya get to my age "sex" is just bad spelling ..... and besides..by the time I get to Five I've forgotten why I was countin'!
there youthful vigour and enthusiasm lots since!
To be fair, I deserve that. :doh: I'll give myself a detention :wink: 
LG. x
) ringer for someone he used to know! :shock:
One of G's mates got quite irate with Madge last night on Facebook and told her to put her tuna canoe away. :shock: I've never heard it called that before? 
I lolled! He's gay BTW, not that that's particularly relevant to the discussion? ;) 
