After Reese submitted a potential oxymoron, I think we should investigate the many others. What are your favourites?
I like:
Jumbo shrimp
Deafening silence
Good grief
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Oxymorons
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Here's a few more for you...
Same Difference
Turned Up Missing
Hot Water Heater
Original Copy
Friendly Fire
Guest Host
...and for the benefit of our fellow Mac users:
Microsoft Works :rude:
Same Difference
Turned Up Missing
Hot Water Heater
Original Copy
Friendly Fire
Guest Host
...and for the benefit of our fellow Mac users:
Microsoft Works :rude:
Sex God
Some that make me giggle are....
Farewell reception
Death benefits
Rolling stop
Clearly misunderstood ( Use this one a lot!)
Friendly argument
Peace force
Minor disaster
Home office
Armchair athletes
Christian Scientists
Random logic
Terribly pleased
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
IBM compatible
Congressional ethics
Pretty ugly
Even odds
Great Depression
Terribly nice
Freezer burn
Journalistic integrity
Political promise
Same difference
Second best
Alone together
Standard options
Sweet sorrow
Passive aggression
and
Free love (hee hee!)
Silk xx
Farewell reception
Death benefits
Rolling stop
Clearly misunderstood ( Use this one a lot!)
Friendly argument
Peace force
Minor disaster
Home office
Armchair athletes
Christian Scientists
Random logic
Terribly pleased
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
IBM compatible
Congressional ethics
Pretty ugly
Even odds
Great Depression
Terribly nice
Freezer burn
Journalistic integrity
Political promise
Same difference
Second best
Alone together
Standard options
Sweet sorrow
Passive aggression
and
Free love (hee hee!)
Silk xx
Sex God
Military Intelligence
Civil Service
Not quite an oxymoron but... why is there only one monopolies commission?
Civil Service
Not quite an oxymoron but... why is there only one monopolies commission?
Sex God
Quote by Re-Lapse
...and for the benefit of our fellow Mac users:
Microsoft Works :rude:
No it dose'nt
:lol:Precisely!! :haha:
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Quote by Alexandra
You might like this...
One of the best I heard was 'Urban Planning for Gypsies' - thank you Umberto Eco.
Sappho xxx
Sorry - but this has nothing to do with the thread..........
Just, how lovely to see you again Sappho!
Alex x
I think she's been hiding, hoping to avoid her impending "Godlike" status
Hiya Sappho, welcome back
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Pregnant man :shock:
Sex God
My favourite is:
Open prison
Mike.
Open prison
Mike.
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Jags wrote:
Yes, Jags, I agree - and there used to be TSB Bank as well.
Mike.
My favourite HATE:
PIN number
Yes, Jags, I agree - and there used to be TSB Bank as well.
Mike.
8-) 8-) 8-) 
Orgasminator
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Sex God
It's not really an oxymoron, but it's a phrase I've often wondered about...
"Every now an again"
...how can you do something every now and again?! If you're already doing it every now, how can there be any more than that?! Wouldn't this transgress the very laws of the space-time continuum?!
As a wise friend once said, "Time is what keeps us from perceiving that everything is happening all at once; space is merely a device that keeps everything from being in the same place." Then again, this was after the hallucinogens had kicked in.
~Reese!
"Every now an again"
...how can you do something every now and again?! If you're already doing it every now, how can there be any more than that?! Wouldn't this transgress the very laws of the space-time continuum?!
As a wise friend once said, "Time is what keeps us from perceiving that everything is happening all at once; space is merely a device that keeps everything from being in the same place." Then again, this was after the hallucinogens had kicked in.
~Reese!
Sex God
Very slightly
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Veering off on a very slight tangent, why is it that sit up and sit down mean exactly the same thing, and why is it that when your alarm clock goes off it's actually on, and as for cricket, when you're in you're outside and when you're out you're back indoors? : :?: :?:
: :?: :?: 
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
why is it that sit up and sit down mean exactly the same thing
Dear Arnold... wasn't this covered recently in another thread over there ------------>?
I thought we had ascertained that to 'sit down' was to place one's behind on a chair or other agreeable place whereas 'sitting up' was sitting erect in the aforementioned piece of furniture...
Your truly,
Hermione
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Quote by WibblyWobbly
why is it that sit up and sit down mean exactly the same thing
Dear Arnold... wasn't this covered recently in another thread over there ------------>?
I thought we had ascertained that to 'sit down' was to place one's behind on a chair or other agreeable place whereas 'sitting up' was sitting erect in the aforementioned piece of furniture...
Your truly,
Hermione
xx
Hermione,
Check the date on Arnold's post.
:lol: :lol: 
Sexpert
Officially unofficial
unofficially official
quite right
fairly unique?( Can there be credations of uniqueness?)
unofficially official
quite right
fairly unique?( Can there be credations of uniqueness?)
