Pampas Grass

11 Mar 2008

Thanks to all of you who replied to my question about ankle bracelets...Here's another question...
I was told that you can tell a swingers house becuase it has pampass grass in the front garden !
I really hope that this is another myth, cause my neighbour has some and she is in her 70's !

11 Mar 2008

If someone were tovisit a house, approaching the front door after negotiating a route via the grasses and be greeted at the door by a glamourous woman wearing a small decorative ankle chain... then notice when being offered a cup od tea in the lounge, lit casually by a well placed lava-lamp, that the car keys had been casually tossed into a crystal-cut bowl on the smoked glass coffee table... well, they get ideas might they not?
The saucie people
lp

11 Mar 2008

Quote by __random_orbit__
If someone were tovisit a house, approaching the front door after negotiating a route via the grasses and be greeted at the door by a glamourous woman wearing a small decorative ankle chain... then notice when being offered a cup od tea in the lounge, lit casually by a well placed lava-lamp, that the car keys had been casually tossed into a crystal-cut bowl on the smoked glass coffee table... well, they get ideas might they not?
The saucie people
lp

:rotflmao:
There is pampas grass in the cemetetry where my nana is buried.... maybe they are all in swinging heaven....

11 Mar 2008

lets not forget the leather couches to -
i dont have pampas grass or wear an ankle chain but i do have lava lamps and leather couches redface

11 Mar 2008

It has to be a cream leather sofa tho!! :giggle:

11 Mar 2008

Quote by lyns
It has to be a cream leather sofa tho!! :giggle:

damn mines brown :shock:

11 Mar 2008

I thought it was BROWN leather sofas!!!
Our local council plants pampas grass in its green spaces...:shock:
think theyre tryin to tell us summat biggrin

11 Mar 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
I thought it was BROWN leather sofas!!!
Our local council plants pampas grass in its green spaces...:shock:
think theyre tryin to tell us summat

I think this was the thread that started off the leather sofa thing and they were talking of cream sofas lol

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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/197881.html?highlight=cream%20leather%20sofas

11 Mar 2008

Quote by juicyangel
Thanks to all of you who replied to my question about ankle bracelets...Here's another question...
I was told that you can tell a swingers house becuase it has pampass grass in the front garden !
I really hope that this is another myth, cause my neighbour has some and she is in her 70's !

Hey, come on - why can't your neighbour do a bit of swinging in her retirement years if she wants to?
Plim :shock:

11 Mar 2008

i went to a certain swingers club a while ago and there were some very mature members there!!

11 Mar 2008

Quote by lyns
I thought it was BROWN leather sofas!!!
Our local council plants pampas grass in its green spaces...:shock:
think theyre tryin to tell us summat

I think this was the thread that started off the leather sofa thing and they were talking of cream sofas lol

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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/197881.html?highlight=cream%20leather%20sofas
heehee Lyns....everyone with brown leather sofas can breathe a sigh of relief then that theyre not giving off secret signs :D

11 Mar 2008

Quote by lyns
It has to be a cream leather sofa tho!! :giggle:

Holding my hand up to that one lol

12 Mar 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
lets not forget the leather couches to -
....

My god,

they all know surprised

ops: what can I do :oops:
For sale full set of leather couches. :oops:

12 Mar 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
i went to a certain swingers club a while ago and there were some very mature members there!!

Oh please, do tell me where it was?
Pant, pant,
Plim :taz: :taz:

12 Mar 2008

Quote by Plimboy
i went to a certain swingers club a while ago and there were some very mature members there!!

Oh please, do tell me where it was?
Pant, pant,
Plim :taz: :taz:
PM'd you Plim wink