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to quote ricky gervais (animals) isnt panda sex like over in about 20 seconds>?
Should it not be Panda dinner date?? If indeed it is eats shoots and leaves, certainly would not have the decency to give the lady a good tongue lashing......:gagged:
I Googled it and found this quote from the Guardian: "A notice in the Chengdu panda museum spells it out: The male panda's penis is so short, and the female's vagina is so long relatively, that the insemination rate is low."
it could mean bear back lol
Some people have a fetish for making love to soft cuddly toys. They are call 'plushies' or 'plushophiles'. Many of them dress in 'fursuits' to make themselves look like their favourite animal characters and sometimes have sex together. There's a link here about the subject
Perhaps the guy wanted to have sex dressed as a panda? dunno
LC
Quote by Lovecommando
Some people have a fetish for making love to soft cuddly toys. They are call 'plushies' or 'plushophiles'. Many of them dress in 'fursuits' to make themselves look like their favourite animal characters and sometimes have sex together. There's a link here about the subject
Perhaps the guy wanted to have sex dressed as a panda? dunno
LC

Interesting, LC. Perhaps panda sex is really "PandA" sex : Plushies and Animals sex. lol
Quote by Lovecommando
Some people have a fetish for making love to soft cuddly toys. They are call 'plushies' or 'plushophiles'. Many of them dress in 'fursuits' to make themselves look like their favourite animal characters and sometimes have sex together. There's a link here about the subject
Perhaps the guy wanted to have sex dressed as a panda? dunno
LC

Ahh I knew someone who was into that :P
It looked fun (if a bit sweaty!) though I never tried......wish I had now.....should always try something at least once wink
Sarah, I have been trying to work out if 'panda sex' is just a typo, but nothing really comes close lol have you asked the guy what he means?
No, I haven't asked him,
You seen the state of my pm box, I don't want to encourage them lol by replying!
Quote by MikeNorth
Some people have a fetish for making love to soft cuddly toys. They are call 'plushies' or 'plushophiles'. Many of them dress in 'fursuits' to make themselves look like their favourite animal characters and sometimes have sex together. There's a link here about the subject
Perhaps the guy wanted to have sex dressed as a panda? dunno
LC

Interesting, LC. Perhaps panda sex is really "PandA" sex : Plushies and Animals sex. lol
Quote by berksbex
Ahh I knew someone who was into that :P
It looked fun (if a bit sweaty!) though I never tried......wish I had now.....should always try something at least once wink

There was a documentary about the subject on the TV a few years ago. I was surprised at how organized all these people were at getting together for parties, but that's the internet for you, I suppose. It seemed a popular fetish, as their parties were well attended. They talked about the subject quite openly, especially the women who I believe this fetish has an appeal.
Was your friend male or female, berksbex?
LC
Quote by Lovecommando
Some people have a fetish for making love to soft cuddly toys. They are call 'plushies' or 'plushophiles'.

Blimey :shock: I do lead a sheltered life..
Wouldn't teddy get a bit soggy after a while??
Quote by hotrod39
Some people have a fetish for making love to soft cuddly toys. They are call 'plushies' or 'plushophiles'.

Blimey :shock: I do lead a sheltered life..
Wouldn't teddy get a bit soggy after a while?? not if it was rupert and he brung all of his friends lol
maybe the guy was just using abbreiviations (poss speling error)
maybe he was saying
' i want Pussy And Not Dick Alright sex'
maybe he might read this thread and put uas all out of our misery!
Never mind all this talk of Panda Sex.
What about those of us who want to have Sanda Pex?
Quote by hotrod39
Blimey :shock: I do lead a sheltered life..

makes 2 of us :shock: :shock:
Quote by niceandgentle
Never mind all this talk of Panda Sex.
What about those of us who want to have Sanda Pex?

you need to see a doctor :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
Never mind all this talk of Panda Sex.
What about those of us who want to have Sanda Pex?

you need to see a doctor :shock:
lol
Personaly I'd go with the eats, shoots and leaves brigade, but how about this version taken from the Washington National Museum?
"Panda-style mating means the male walks away every few moments for some air and then comes back to continue to mate. The female sort of lies there, just waiting for the male to mount her."
:shock: Sounds kinda sub to me, so I won't be indulging in it. I like to take charge and help myself :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by RedHot
Personaly I'd go with the eats, shoots and leaves brigade, but how about this version taken from the Washington National Museum?
"Panda-style mating means the male walks away every few moments for some air and then comes back to continue to mate. The female sort of lies there, just waiting for the male to mount her."
:shock: Sounds kinda sub to me, so I won't be indulging in it. I like to take charge and help myself :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne

maybe panda females are extremely fishy and the males need the fresh air, like when you pass a fish monger in summer lol
Quote by Lovecommando
Some people have a fetish for making love to soft cuddly toys. They are call 'plushies' or 'plushophiles'. Many of them dress in 'fursuits' to make themselves look like their favourite animal characters and sometimes have sex together. There's a link here about the subject
Perhaps the guy wanted to have sex dressed as a panda? dunno
LC

Interesting, LC. Perhaps panda sex is really "PandA" sex : Plushies and Animals sex. lol
Quote by berksbex
Ahh I knew someone who was into that :P
It looked fun (if a bit sweaty!) though I never tried......wish I had now.....should always try something at least once wink

There was a documentary about the subject on the TV a few years ago. I was surprised at how organized all these people were at getting together for parties, but that's the internet for you, I suppose. It seemed a popular fetish, as their parties were well attended. They talked about the subject quite openly, especially the women who I believe this fetish has an appeal.
Was your friend male or female, berksbex?
LC
He was male, and he wasn't a panda, he was a cat biggrin seriously. He was a very nice guy with a respectable job etc but just liked to pretend he was a cat sometimes. But, as I'm more of a dog person, I let it pass :P :wink:
first of all apologies if this doesnt work.... but im not exactly an expert at posting yet.....
but this must be the best pandasex pic about.......
if its already been posted........ u can slag me off to high heaven....... i quite like that sort of thing!!!!!
as u can see, i bottled out of trying to put the link in..... and im fookin useless at attaching photos......
redface