Perfect Job

11 Nov 2006

Inspired by a post from Posh Kate on the vices post I thought I'd ask this.
What would your perfect job be and what would your perfect sexy job be?
I'd love to have a proper little bookshop where I coukd just sit quietly and read, with the odd customer popping in for a chat and a purchase now and again; Or I'd love to have my own sandwich shop - I like making sandwiches as well lol

For my sexy job I'd like to be a photographer for porn aimed at women :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I did search and couldn't find anything recent, my apologies if it's been done recently though, I'm not very good with the search on here anymore confused

Jas
XXX

11 Nov 2006

I would love to be a criminal profile expert, i have considered going to uni to do it but just dont know if i can ( been watching to much CSI i think) smile

My ideal sexy job if i had the guts and the body would be a sexy exotic dancer. redface

anyone think im weird. lol

Louise xx

11 Nov 2006

well apart from what I've already mentioned it the other thread, I have a dream to one day be able to sell up and go and live in the middle of nowhere (although I'd probably have to keep a pied a tere in a city) and run a donkey sancutuary........or some other sort of animal rescue centre. lol

11 Nov 2006

My perfect job would be to run a combined bike and book shop. When I got fed up of polishing bikes I could chill out and read biggrin

For my sexy job, I'd like to be a sex toy tester! :twisted:

11 Nov 2006

I was going to open a donkey sactuary, but dont want to be stealling all the lost little donkeys from Posh Kate, so think it would be a little craft and caligraphy shop somewhere in the middle of no where (ideally in a lovely little village I absolutely adore, called Wormhill, a few miles from Buxton).
And if I cant make a living at that, then a sex toy tester would also be high on my list :twisted:

11 Nov 2006

I have my perfect job.........
but if I needed to change to a sexy job then it would be a pole dancer...... I would like to be trained by someone really good first tho'.......
lol

11 Nov 2006

Perfect job: wine taster
Sexy job: Sex toy test manager. My main role would be hiring sex toy testers :rascal: and supervising them :twisted:

11 Nov 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I was going to open a donkey sactuary, but dont want to be stealling all the lost little donkeys from Posh Kate, so think it would be a little craft and caligraphy shop somewhere in the middle of no where

ohh well I love craft shops too.......why don't we do a joint venture, as my donkey sanctuary was going to have a coffee shop and childrens party facility added onto it I'm sure we could add a craft shop as well.......maybe we could run art classes from there as well....... lol

11 Nov 2006

Quote by Scandal
I was going to open a donkey sactuary, but dont want to be stealling all the lost little donkeys from Posh Kate, so think it would be a little craft and caligraphy shop somewhere in the middle of no where

ohh well I love craft shops too.......why don't we do a joint venture, as my donkey sanctuary was going to have a coffee shop and childrens party facility added onto it I'm sure we could add a craft shop as well.......maybe we could run art classes from there as well....... lol

Why don't you open a book shop with donkeys serving behind the counter?
A bit like WHS! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Thats a bit cruel Scandal!!!
............for donkeys wink

11 Nov 2006

Quote by poshkate
I was going to open a donkey sactuary, but dont want to be stealling all the lost little donkeys from Posh Kate, so think it would be a little craft and caligraphy shop somewhere in the middle of no where

ohh well I love craft shops too.......why don't we do a joint venture, as my donkey sanctuary was going to have a coffee shop and childrens party facility added onto it I'm sure we could add a craft shop as well.......maybe we could run art classes from there as well....... lol

The village of Wormhill has a donkey sanctuary, and a lovely little coffe/tea shop were we could open the craft shop (and stick a hottub in the back for anyone from SH who wants to visit) :lol:

11 Nov 2006

I visited a donkey sanctuary a couple of weeks ago! They are sooo cute! I was right in my element walking through the fields in a pair of wellies!
I'm scared of horses (sorry Dammie!) but love donkeys so I'm with you Kate with opening a donkey/animal sanctuary...always wanted to do it.
Though my luck was in last week with the Euromillions lottery. I got both the "stars" and my heart was racing! But sadly I didn't get any other numbers confused

One day....
Fee
XX

11 Nov 2006

Quote by Scandal
Why don't you open a book shop with donkeys serving behind the counter?
A bit like WHS! :lol: :lol:

I hadnt noticed you sneaking that one in :shock: naughty scandal, I will send the RSPCA round to sort you out smackbottom

11 Nov 2006

My perfect job would be a criminal pathologist.
Sexy job and one I am working on is opening a go-go bar in tailand smile

11 Nov 2006

Quote by Scandal
I hadnt noticed you sneaking that one in

All you women obsessed with donkeys ....... I wonder why? :wink: lol

Wouldn't know what you were getting at Scandal innocent

Strangely enough, we were "talking" (no funny comments) to 4 donkeys today....don't ask rolleyes

.....and Lairdhad to make mention of the size of their cocks! :shock:
I do worry about him sometimes confused

Fee
XX

11 Nov 2006

I'd love to open a B&B somewhere nice and exotic like Barbados or Curacao
For the sexy job, a masseuse :twisted:

11 Nov 2006

A book shop has been mentioned a couple of times already, but that appeals to me as I love the feel, weight and smell of books, and I normally manage to get in about an hour and a half of reading on a weekday.
Or owning a small brewery, turning out 30 or 40 barrels of real ale a week and selling to the free trade.
Many years ago I thought that my ideal life would be to own a free house in the countryside, but I realised that pissed people and loud opinionated bigots get on my nerves - so I decided that "following the dream" down that particular avenue would be a mistake.
For the sexy job.... don't know really. Condom tester.

11 Nov 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
I'd love to have a proper little bookshop where I coukd just sit quietly and read, with the odd customer popping in for a chat and a purchase now and again;
Jas
XXX

:shock:
Jas - I planned that for many years! Then I did the sums and worked out I'd have to live in the shop too as it would never pay my mortgage :cry:
So - wanna bring your new outfit and come and read in my bookshop? :twisted:
RSxx :color:

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
Inspired by a post from Posh Kate on the vices post I thought I'd ask this.
What would your perfect job be and what would your perfect sexy job be?
I'd love to have a proper little bookshop where I coukd just sit quietly and read, with the odd customer popping in for a chat and a purchase now and again; Or I'd love to have my own sandwich shop - I like making sandwiches as well
For my sexy job I'd like to be a photographer for porn aimed at women :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I did search and couldn't find anything recent, my apologies if it's been done recently though, I'm not very good with the search on here anymore
Jas
XXX

I have both, as you know I'm an erotic photographer (or as my lad says, a mucky pic taker lol) but the pay is really shit for someone like myself who is really crap at self promotion and "getting out there" and selling myself and not resorting to "mates rates" lol.
On the plus side I get to tie people up, have cute goth lasses naked on my bed, drip hot wax on the ocasional fetish model, get to put sharp needles in the labia of piercing fetish models (and get to do the ocasional PA/ampalang/clit hood/labia piercing on swinging mates who dont want a shop to do them) and generaly have a great time perving at naked people while hopefully turning out some interesting "art."
I finally realised what a damn fine job I have when during a rubber wear shoot I had to help a model into my (yes my!!!!) catsuit and had to run my hands up her legs to her crotch a good few times to make sure all the creases were removed and then got to spray polish on her arse and shine her up and then took photos of her wearing it. And the icing on the cake after doing all that hard work (someones got to do it, lol) was to have 30,000 flyers printed with my photo on it for a goth event I'm a crew member of.
I love my job, but I'm really crap at the finantial side, lmao.

12 Nov 2006

My ideal job would be an Ale tester. cool

Sexy job? Perhaps a male stripper, just to see if the stories about what goes on at those gatherings are true! lol

12 Nov 2006

My ideal job would either be a Translator (Japanese if I ever get my finger out and be fluent in it....) or a voice actor....my Vanilla friends say I'm good at making silly voices...:shock:
My ideal sexy job would be to a massager....I'm fairly good at it :rascal:

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Dlep
My ideal sexy job would be to a massager....I'm fairly good at it :rascal:

I've got this real bad knot in my shoulder that needs sorting wink

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

My ideal sexy job would be to a massager....I'm fairly good at it :rascal:

I've got this real bad knot in my shoulder that needs sorting wink

Then let me untie your clothes.....I mean the knot....:wink:

12 Nov 2006

I'd really like to be a full time masseuse. Love giving them, any time any place and anywhere. Get funny looks when you start to do a foot rub on the bus though lol

Sexy job, will probably be a waiter at one of these strip clubs for women. Making sure all the needs are met, and hopefuly get a few tips while I'm there biggrin

12 Nov 2006

I'd love to be a midwife, but work independently as I'm very into the holistic side of health management, and so I'd prefer to be doing home births, post natal care etc. I looked into being a Doula for a while as well.
I actually work as a PA (the secretarial side not the piercing kind LOL) in a fantastic job right now and wouldn't actually want to move ... so I do have a dream job at the moment.
Cx

12 Nov 2006

open a curry house, after reading this thread theres clearly way too many donkeys around

12 Nov 2006

Quote by davej
open a curry house, after reading this thread theres clearly way too many donkeys around

Don'tmince your words mate.....call me an Ass and have done with it........
I've been called worse.... lol