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Unattached bloke, 63, living near Darlington, looking for couples and single women in the north east. No upper age limit, herself up to size 16ish. Can accommodate or travel, smokers to accommodate. One-off session or ongoing friendship, soft or full swing. Not looking for endless e-mails to and fro - prefer an early chat on the 'phone and then a drink to see if we get on. Prefer not to swing on the first meeting, but for us all to make a decision at our own pace rather than having to make a snap decision in a pub car park. Lots more detail in the full advert.