Hello Everybody,
I was curious to know what people thought would be the worst personal hygiene issue that you could come up against in your adventures. Personally I can’t stand bad breath, but what is every one else’s pet hate? (or what do you consider to be sexy that every one else probably things is a turn off?)
Cheers
Nails X
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Personal hygiene
I was with a guy not so long ago who was scrupulously clean as far as my very sensitive senses could tell. We had a very athletic evening, and as he sweated, he began to smell. It was fresh but MY GOD did he begin to stink. In the end, my eyes were watering it was so bad.........poor bugger obviously can't help it 
Casanova
This is definately turning into a personal hygene night what with ES starting a similar thread :silly:
Quote by markz
I heard sheep have poor hygiene standards
Not as bad as some of the farmers :color:
The only thing that would really turn me off is a really bad smell down there. Bad breath would be alright once your lips were locked, and bad BO could be avoided by choosing positions as far away from the armpits as necessary. Smelly, sweaty feet are definately a turn off, nothing worse than being able to smell them anywhere in the room.
Sex God
Quote by Maia
Bad hygiene being unsuccessfully masked by nose stinging deodorising sprays. Also skin that tastes of perfume.
I might be repeating something I said in another thread, but I do have to agree with maia on this one, there is nothing worse than the OVER powering smell of OVER priced chemicals on the perfectly normal smelling skin of a woman….
Clean… yes
Just washed … yes
Doused in over priced rejects from some French chemical factory… NO thanks
I want to smell the woman, not the slush from Byer….
IMHO
lol
Sex God
Quote by Benz2502
The Army has buggered me up...
Wot , all of em?
Quote by blueocean
Hummm my first experiance with a women nearly put me off for life yuk had a bad taste in my mouth all day .
i know now that it wasnt the norm .
:fuckinghell: .
what it was god knows :doh: :doh: :doh: .
just wasnt nice B o bad something
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :doh: You obviously didn't do the finger test. Did it taste like licking a 9 volt battery
:.No body told me about the finger test shit i was nieve
Quote by blueocean
Hummm my first experiance with a women nearly put me off for life yuk had a bad taste in my mouth all day .
i know now that it wasnt the norm .
:fuckinghell: .
what it was god knows :doh: :doh: :doh: .
just wasnt nice B o bad something
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :doh: You obviously didn't do the finger test. Did it taste like licking a 9 volt battery
:They missed this bit out of my sex education lessons. Please explain.... :shock:
Quote by i am nails
I've just found a new one, whilst taking a girl from behind tonight, there was an amazing smell, i think it was her bum stinking. Made me gag, not great!uch:
I know what u mean mate, have also encountered this one.....but i just held my breath n pumped away like mad..... :P
Must say my pet hate is too much perfume when all i wanna smell is woman!!!
:wink: Quote by blueocean
Hummm my first experiance with a women nearly put me off for life yuk had a bad taste in my mouth all day .
i know now that it wasnt the norm .
:fuckinghell: .
what it was god knows :doh: :doh: :doh: .
just wasnt nice B o bad something
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :doh: You obviously didn't do the finger test. Did it taste like licking a 9 volt battery
:They missed this bit out of my sex education lessons. Please explain.... :shock:
I think all men are taught this at school. It's exactly as it says. You play "down there" a little with your hands then surreptitiously have a quick sniff. If it don't smell good it's not gonna taste good. :scared: :scared: :scared: Make your excuses and leave.
It's a bit like the toilet test in resataurants if they smell bad you don't eat.
It does admittedly sound sneaky and I'll probably get flamed for this, but it works and you only taste the fresh ones :lickface: :lickface: :lickface:
Yeah, I kinda sussed that bit - but I've never licked a 9 volt battery - where did *that* come into the equation??? :?
Quote by blueocean
For those who havent licked a 9 volt battery (no logical reason why you should to be fair) you get a mild electric shock on your tongue and a funny taste, very reminiscent of the taste of ...... well ermm let's say hygienically challenged pussy.
a) Because yer kinky ...ahem, so I'm told ;)
b) To find out if there's any charge left.
Personal Hygiene Pet Hates? Greasy, lank hair. No fun at all to run your hands through or have trailed over your body.
Lots of posts about female hygiene so I'll balance the thread by suggesting that some males could indeed do with taking heed.
If you're willing to spend money on a "date" with regards to drinks etc, then £1 for a good anti-persperant (forget the naff deodorant) and a suitable trim and scrub down below go a long way in making an impression.
If you're expecting oral then remember that it's more pleasant to take a quick leak and freshen up before the lady in question get's her mouth full!
C x
If you're willing to spend money on a "date" with regards to drinks etc, then £1 for a good anti-persperant (forget the naff deodorant) and a suitable trim and scrub down below go a long way in making an impression.
If you're expecting oral then remember that it's more pleasant to take a quick leak and freshen up before the lady in question get's her mouth full!
C x
